Redskins Anonymous Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 He could start an entirely new section seating where you actually get to coach the team. The only problem is that the seats are so expensive that only people of Danny's fiscal stature can afford them. In other words we notice no change on the field. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoskins Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 $20 to start a new thread on extremeskins. $50 if you started the thread before doing a search. $30 to do a search $100 to read the "Demotivational Poster" thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeeb Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 making Redskins official "Fire Vinny" t-shirts, hats and other memorabilia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECU-ALUM Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 In honor of Clinton's helmet throwing episode on Monday night. For $10.00 (if he can lift it) Clinton will throw anything you want in to the bench. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 A designated "Cheering section" It'd be the 200's row 12 & up and then the 400's in the corners row 15 and up.... These sections you are allowed to stand and cheer for the team whenever you want without security telling you to sit down... The tickets would have a $50 charge as a "Die hard fan charge" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins93077 Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 Start charging fees to use the bathroom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadySkinsFan Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 Sell corporate sponsorships for all the seats in FedEx stadium with the corporation's name stenciled on the back of the seat. He'd get double the revenue, first from the season ticket holders and second from the corporate sponsorships. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braxford Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 Charge for tailgating. $60 to enter the lots when they open. $50 for 3 hours b/f ko. $40 for 2 hours b/f ko. $35 for 1 hour or less b/f ko. $35 GA's get the brunt of the Beltway traffic and the lines to enter green parking. Rookie tailgaters block the vehicle travel lanes and the drunks serve you Eff bombs when you ask them to make room for your car. Sad thing is this is something snyder could easily implement. Hopefully vinny isn't trolling ES today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 ebay auction for the rights to fire Vincent Cerrato on National TV, LIVE pay per view of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clskinsfan Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 His midget ass in a dunk tank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkB452 Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 Vinny C. dunking booth. Set it up in the parking lot before and after games. $5 a ball. Hit the target 3x in a row and you're the starting QB next week. VA Lottery - find Vinny, Danny, and Zorn on your ticket and you can get out of your premium seat contract w/o getting sued. Encase 400 level...charge for Oxygen. Extra Obstructed View seats - these are directly behind columns and actually face away from the field. Super-Duper VIP Ultra Platinum Gentlemen's Club featuring the Redskins Cheerleaders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redskins Anonymous Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 Get a time machine and charge people to travel back to the 1983 Championship Game against Dallas. I'd pay to go, I was five. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoudMouth12thMan Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 Turd polish remover manufacturer or hand gun distributor. Fast Signs CEO...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunBunch7 Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 Charge a fee for Extremeskins...that way, all the little whiners that want to come here and cry and moan and groan over ownership can...they will just have to pay a fee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fire5man80 Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 Charge a fee for Extremeskins...that way, all the little whiners that want to come here and cry and moan and groan over ownership can...they will just have to pay a fee! Ah yes, since we should very much embrace the ownership with loving arms, us fans deserve to be taxed for whining. I know, maybe he can sell you BELIEVERS some waterfront property next to Fed Ex field, since youre so gullable. I bet people like you would pay a fortune for it. Right next to Lake Landover, almost as clean as the Anacostia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sisko Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 Ah yes, since we should very much embrace the ownership with loving arms, us fans deserve to be taxed for whining.I know, maybe he can sell you BELIEVERS some waterfront property next to Fed Ex field, since youre so gullable. I bet people like you would pay a fortune for it. Right next to Lake Landover, almost as clean as the Anacostia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan2k Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 He could make a lot of money selling "Fire Vinny" T-shirts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAZEstrong Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 Charge each fan in attendance 10 bucks to start the next quarter. Though, that may end up biting him in the ass. Noone may want to pay.Charge $100 to start on the OLINE. That may be a way to turn this season around. Charge $1000 to play QB for a drive. Charge $1,000 to play GM for a week. Charge $1,000,000 to play GM for a season. Charge $10,000,000 to kill Vinny with no repercussions. Why would he put flat rates on this, he would know well enough to create a bidding war on all of the above :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johns Bass Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 Fans have to send in non-tax deductible donations to have, 'Sell the Team' signs made, but they don't get a sign...unless of course they buy one at the game. Of course, there would be a different color sign ever week and that would be the only one allowed. The wrong color sign would lead to...Well, I guess we already know what that would lead to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mi6 Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 Since there is little difference between Danny and The Scrooge ... perhaps another revenue generating scheme for Danny would be to make it mandatory for folks to wear RedSkins attire sold exclusively by Danny! $100 for pants/skirts $ 75 for shirts, t-shirts, and sweats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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