Deadspin.com Video Couple in Cowboys palace doing nasty on nasty BR floor after W

[bishtw]

NSFW

Whats worse, your daughter on the web getting screwed on a nasty bathroom floor, or your daughter dating a Cowboy fan?

http://deadspin.com/5370499/couple-christens-dallas-cowboys-stadiums-new-bathroom-stalls?skyline=true&s=x

Couple Christens Dallas Cowboys Stadium's New Bathroom Stalls

Some of you who follow my infrequently updated Twitter account may have seen a report from a friend about a video of two people doing the North Texas rumpy-pump in the bathroom at the MNF game. It has arrived. (NSFW)

Don't be too alarmed — it's only three seconds of pretty standard grunt-heavy missionary sex on the bathroom floor, nabbed by this citizen journalist who, along with many others at Dallas Stadium last night witnessed this display. My friend, who was at the game, said many Cowboys fans were startled by the odd noises coming from the Hall of Fame box level bathroom stall, where a couple clad in Michael Irvin jerseys were "totally banging" at the end of the 4th quarter when the Cowboys had the game securely in hand. The commotion soon became very, very public and many fans equipped with cellphone cameras ran into the stall to snap pictures. Luckily, our guy had video and stuck his hand over the stall like a true professional voyeur and caught a a few mighty thrusts during Irvin on Irvin.

Clink link for the rest of thw story and video

[Stophovr6]

YOu know Double J christened it months ago, but they are probably the first "civilians". Nasty btw.

[terpskins10]

Way classy. :puke:

[hoskins]

No doubt Jerry Jones will turn this into a promo video to sell those remaining PSLs.

"... and our stadium is so damn clean you can..."

[spjunkies]

That's ****ing disgusting. Not the act, but the fact that they are on a nasty ass bathroom floor.

[hoskins]

That's ****ing disgusting. Not the act, but the fact that they are on a nasty ass bathroom floor.

Seriously, as if a bathroom floor isn't nasty enough already! Then they go rub a couple of Cowboys fans all over it!

Disgusting!!!

[renaissance]

This happened with a couple Iowa fans when they played Minnesota at the Metrodome last year. Let's just say dude came with his gf and did not leave with her.

[JeepRyder]

Is this part of the Party Platforms they talk about?

[Dan T.]

Appropriate that the guy was wearing a Michael Irvin jersey.

[RenegadeTK]

very classy

[Toe Jam]

Cowboy fans...

I'd say one or both of them have an STD.

Hope they used protection.

[royallypwned]

I think I saw that guy last night. I hope that wasn't the bathroom I used after the game. :rotflmao:

[BlueinBuf]

I went into the bathroom at the cowboys new stadium and two people were making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

[Dan T.]

The guy almost hit his head on the handicapped railing. I think that rail was installed too low. Did they do any test ****ing in the bathroom before they decided on the height of that railing? Did the NFL give approval to the height?

[Cassow]

Jerry will have condom dispensers installed next week...watch.

$25 bucks a pop.

[dockeryfan]

12:02 AM

I believe this play is called "88 Split Wide."

[sideshow24]

I went into the bathroom at the cowboys new stadium and two people were making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

Nice!

[Dan T.]

Some of the Deadspin comments are priceless:

"Does whichever Kardashian sister is under him realize that's not really Michael Irvin? "

"They plan to name the baby 'Hep-A'".

"Actually that's Wade Phillips' office."

[cjrugger]

why the hell would you lay on the floor? I can think of a few better ideas...

[SkinsHokieFan]

This happened with a couple Iowa fans when they played Minnesota at the Metrodome last year. Let's just say dude came with his gf and did not leave with her.

I remember hearing about that here. The woman was like in her 40s, so drunk she had no clue what happened

[zeroburrito]

why the hell would you lay on the floor? I can think of a few better ideas...

heat of the moment. she doesn't really give a ****.

[edgun88]

i wanna see what the chick looks like.....am i the only one? hahaha

[cjrugger]

i wanna see what the chick looks like.....am i the only one? hahaha

haha, no you are not alone

[sjinhan]

haha, no you are not alone

this thread is certainly useless without a pic of the chick

[Califan007 The Constipated]

She's probably just trying to earn some money so that she can buy a pizza there :yes:...