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Things I'd rather be doing than


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working

1) smearing honey on my face and walking into a beehive

2) tweezing my leg hair

3) watch paint dry

4) download a 30 minute porn clip on a 56k modem

5) listen to the sound of a 56k modem

now your turn with whatever task you are doing that you dont want to be doing

I think I have senioritis at work, knowing that I am leaving in June

what is this called?

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more than work? Well, I'm just having one of the most frustrating/****ty work weeks, so I'm hiding in my office, multi tasking..ES and running reports. The rest of the world can go stick it where the sun don't shine.:D

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things I'd rather do than cleaning up the garage from our yard sale last weekend...

-Play a game of "kick me in the jimmy" with David Beckham

-Have a political discussion with Paris Hilton

-Have a political discussion with 81ArtMonk

-Discuss Star Trek with Larry

-Clean urinals at FedEx Field with my toothbrush

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watch sex in the city...

punch midgets repeatedly while they cry and beg for mercy

shoot heroin in my big toe while listening to Burl Ives sing

juggle cats while Steve Martin calls me filthy names

watch American Idol with Sanjaya

watch Maggie Gyllenhall, Sarah Jessica Parker and Rosie Odonnell all get it on.

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