Forehead Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 If you happened to see my hair stylist, you would be paying 30 bucks to get your hair cut by her once a month too!!! I'm happily married, but going to see her is the closest thing to a strip club I get these days. One reason I go there is, (in my imagination) there is always the chance (like 1 in a million) for a XXX movie to break out starring me and her!! And for the married men, you know we have to have something like that. Whether is the coffee barista, the hair stylist, or the teller at the bank!!! Can I get an amen?! Who are you trying to convince, you or us?:hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drop Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 If you happened to see my hair stylist, you would be paying 30 bucks to get your hair cut by her once a month too!!! I'm happily married, but going to see her is the closest thing to a strip club I get these days. One reason I go there is, (in my imagination) there is always the chance (like 1 in a million) for a XXX movie to break out starring me and her!! And for the married men, you know we have to have something like that. Whether is the coffee barista, the hair stylist, or the teller at the bank!!! Can I get an amen?! LOL, amen brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hockeysc23 Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Got mine at Verizon center before his break out year last year so they didn't have his name plate and had to do letter by letter. Still love it and rock it all the time. If you want it done right: icejerseys.com is the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChocolateCitySkin Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 My hair stylist recently gave me a faux hawk, it looks pretty good. What do you guys think of them? it would be cool if it was 2003. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Mike Green has Faux Hawk. Mike Green = Win therefore: Faux Hawk = Win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 My answer is false. But if you must wear this style, at least don't pop your collar. The gravitational pull from the gheyness of the gel in the fraux hawk, combining with an element in the pastel of the pink polo, automatically pops the collar on the abercrombie shirt into oblivion. It is a force of Mother Gheyture that doesn't apply to normal physics. During this miraculous phenomenon, the wearer of the pastel polo of laughable, feels an incredible force drawing his head towards his anal cavity. when pulling his head from his backside, the incredible sucking that occurs actually creates the fraux hawk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoleSkin21 Posted March 13, 2009 Author Share Posted March 13, 2009 The gravitational pull from the gheyness of the gel in the fraux hawk, combining with an element in the pastel of the pink polo, automatically pops the collar on the abercrombie shirt into oblivion. It is a force of Mother Gheyture that doesn't apply to normal physics. During this miraculous phenomenon, the wearer of the pastel polo of laughable, feels an incredible force drawing his head towards his anal cavity. when pulling his head from his backside, the incredible sucking that occurs actually creates the fraux hawk. Let me guess. You're bald, or balding? LOL, just kidding. SO I take it you don't like the style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
“Misdirection” Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 The gravitational pull from the gheyness of the gel in the fraux hawk, combining with an element in the pastel of the pink polo, automatically pops the collar on the abercrombie shirt into oblivion. It is a force of Mother Gheyture that doesn't apply to normal physics. During this miraculous phenomenon, the wearer of the pastel polo of laughable, feels an incredible force drawing his head towards his anal cavity. when pulling his head from his backside, the incredible sucking that occurs actually creates the fraux hawk. Bahahahahha :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoney26 Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 The gravitational pull from the gheyness of the gel in the fraux hawk, combining with an element in the pastel of the pink polo, automatically pops the collar on the abercrombie shirt into oblivion. It is a force of Mother Gheyture that doesn't apply to normal physics. During this miraculous phenomenon, the wearer of the pastel polo of laughable, feels an incredible force drawing his head towards his anal cavity. when pulling his head from his backside, the incredible sucking that occurs actually creates the fraux hawk. lmfao. classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRobi21 Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Man you guys are relentless on this poor guy. If you like it, and are comfortable with it, rock it dude. The person makes the haircut, the haircut doesn't make the person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumrunner6900 Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Well. the only people I know with faux hawks are gay....really gay. Not ghey, but homosexual. Just to be clear. If you do not mind being possibly confused for one then give it hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
“Misdirection” Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Well. the only people I know with faux hawks are gay....really gay.Not ghey, but homosexual. Just to be clear. If you do not mind being possibly confused for one then give it hell. Everyone I know that has or sometimes has one is a soccer player or on track. Several are semi-metrosexual but none of them are actually gay. That I know of. I'd call it a fad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 Let me guess. You're bald, or balding? LOL, just kidding. SO I take it you don't like the style. Nope, my parents are Italian so balding isnt an issue, look me up in the show yourself forum if you want to see. Im just too old for something like that. As others have said, if you are still in highschool, its a tough soccer player look.... i guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jrew1223 Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 Haha see I can do that when Im in the mood for it.... I used to have an actual mohawk so it lets me remeber the olden days... ah...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 Keep it in the shower, dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sebowski Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 if you want my honest opinion I will tell you that mostly douchebags and dudes who sport ed hardy like them.if you want a hawk then just have the balls to actually have one. faux = fake fake = lame dont be lame Have to agree 100% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsBry Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 its a tough soccer player look.... i guess. As tough looking as a Hello Kitty bookbag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 As tough looking as a Hello Kitty bookbag. yep, carried by a guy wearing eye liner.:hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubble Screen Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 My hair stylist recently gave me a faux hawk, it looks pretty good. What do you guys think of them? in a word...FAIL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubble Screen Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 I am in the minority I guess. I think if you can pull it off, then go about it. Who cares what anyone thinks. Especially dudes.I sometimes sport something similar to a faux hawk. Not all David Beckham-like but, still the girls love it. I am good with the lady attention. :bsflag: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubble Screen Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 If you happened to see my hair stylist, you would be paying 30 bucks to get your hair cut by her once a month too!!! I'm happily married, but going to see her is the closest thing to a strip club I get these days. One reason I go there is, (in my imagination) there is always the chance (like 1 in a million) for a XXX movie to break out starring me and her!! And for the married men, you know we have to have something like that. Whether is the coffee barista, the hair stylist, or the teller at the bank!!! Can I get an amen?! I dunno about no amen, bro. But if your wife sees this you could be getting an anullment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirk McGirk Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 I think faux hawks are as lame as mohawks. With mohawks your trying to look hard and get attention. Faux Hawks, I dont even know what really qualifies, does spiking your hair down the middle make it a faux hawk? I mean, thats just different, do people do that to look punk? I dunno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrycrumbs Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 The gravitational pull from the gheyness of the gel in the fraux hawk, combining with an element in the pastel of the pink polo, automatically pops the collar on the abercrombie shirt into oblivion. It is a force of Mother Gheyture that doesn't apply to normal physics. During this miraculous phenomenon, the wearer of the pastel polo of laughable, feels an incredible force drawing his head towards his anal cavity. when pulling his head from his backside, the incredible sucking that occurs actually creates the fraux hawk. hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Prime Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 I equate faux hawks with the rat tails of the past. The 1/10 mullet for those too poor to afford a full priced mullet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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