DeanCollins Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 reason #179 that I'm glad I work at home . My wife and I don't even share a bathroom. It's nice having that toilet all to myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjah Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 At one point in time there was an entire website dedicated to urinal etiquette, with clear rules about which urinal you use when someone else is already using one and you want to make sure there's some space between the two of you. The site even featured a quiz. I think it's gone, as I haven't looked for it in probably a decade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 I remember that site...and when my friends would fail the quiz we would give them **** until they figured it out.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Why can't people piss straight? Man Sues Doctors For Amputating Penis :whoknows: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdskn4Lyf21 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Why do guys talk on the phone while taking a crap? I walked into the bathroom at Wal-Mart earlier (which had pee all over the floor) and I went into a stall and hear the guy in the one next to me (sitting down) say, "Hey I'll call you back in a few". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 I send text messages to Slacky when taking a poo.. I write "thinking of you"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulane Skins Fan Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Sometimes, my arms get tired from holding myself... I'm heavy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reic Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 it's because one testicle hangs lower, therefore pulling your penis that way. People over-compensate for that, and since we don't have laser points in our penis tips, we make up for it with the first shot of urine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 you should pull a recon mission. 1) Check bathroom to see it is still clean 2) Leave, but keep an eye on the door to see when someone goes in. 3) Check bathroom again when they leave. you'll find your culprit eventually and then you can publicly humiliate him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaxBuddy21 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Seriously just post a sign. "If you cant make your piss in the toilet, either clean it up or sit down when you piss" I cant stand taking a dump in a public bathroom. I do it when i have to but man I like it quiet and private when I do my business. My wife yells at me cuz I lock the door but I cant have someone around when thats going on if it can be helped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 I have to wait for people to leave the bathroom before I exit the stall at work...I cant have people put a face to the dump I just took Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 I send text messages to Slacky when taking a poo..I write "thinking of you"... :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 My only gripe with the bathroom at work is that people insist to check to see if the door is locked AND THEN knock on the door. As if the locked door wasn't enough of a hint?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC_RedskinsFan Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Since i work construction i dont have to worry about that. I have to worry about when i go to take a dump in the porta john some **** head will throw a cinder block at it. That is not fun when you are the receiving end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptChaos86 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Yeah its that way where I work too. We have pee all over the floors infront of the urinals constantly. I swear i think some people were never potty trained Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaxBuddy21 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 I have to wait for people to leave the bathroom before I exit the stall at work...I cant have people put a face to the dump I just took This is me too. I will wait 20-30 minutes if I have to but I dont want anyone to associate me with that horrible smell...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 This is me too. I will wait 20-30 minutes if I have to but I dont want anyone to associate me with that horrible smell...lol I hate it when I think the coast is clear, and right as I exit, a coworker walks right in and says hello. They know what I just did, and I know they can smell it. It is very awkward. Also, if I'm in one stall, and there are 2 others open, please choose the stall furthest from me....I cant take having someone sit so close to me while im doing my business :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skin'Em84 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 My only gripe with the bathroom at work is that people insist to check to see if the door is locked AND THEN knock on the door. As if the locked door wasn't enough of a hint?! I always knock then check on the door. There's always some idiot that whispers he's in there and you can't hear through those heavy doors. If your in the bathroom. Shout. Speak with confidence. If you have low self esteem about your body and it's functions, think about how much lower it will be when I'll walk in on you and see you half naked pooping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 I hate the people who stare at me through the slit in the door...dont make eye contact with me while im on the john! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 I always knock then check on the door.There's always some idiot that whispers he's in there and you can't hear through those heavy doors. If your in the bathroom. Shout. Speak with confidence. If you have low self esteem about your body and it's functions' date=' think about how much lower it will be when I'll walk in on you and see you half naked pooping.[/quote'] That makes much more sense. I never got why someone would need to get a second opinion if someone is in there or not. A knock, listen for the answer, and then wait your turn should be sufficient. You know what catches people off guard? When they knock, answer them back with a "Come In." lol They just have to freeze with confusion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 I hate the people who stare at me through the slit in the door...dont make eye contact with me while im on the john! that's not normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 that's not normal. I was gonna say that as well. lol Someone works with predators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodBits Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 I hate the people who stare at me through the slit in the door...dont make eye contact with me while im on the john! Damn man, if ya didn't like it you should have just said something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 that's not normal. I was gonna say that as well. lolSomeone works with predators. lol yknow when people knock on the door? its at that time that they look through the slot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 lol yknow when people knock on the door? its at that time that they look through the slot Do you at least wave or something? Maybe they just want to talk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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