Commander PK Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Next we will have the "objectsexuals" coalition marching down Pennsylvania Ave. demanding equal rights with homosexuals and straight people. They will demand state recognition of the marriage, and even health benefits for their fences and rides. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wysknz1 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 I hope she lubes that piece of bridge cuz that's def an odd shape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 I think that was a boy.:doh: " I want your fluids, I want your fluids!" That was a female I believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 I have heard of babes that were in love with washing machines.... until the spin cycle ended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PresidentClinton07 Posted February 6, 2009 Author Share Posted February 6, 2009 " I want your fluids, I want your fluids!" That was a female I believe. Im 80% sure that was a dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 What? You mean all of those times I had consensual sex with my car in the privacy of my own garage were wrong If you're talking about the Vette, I think you are fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Im 80% sure that was a dude. When I read the article attached to the video, it says they are all female, im pretty sure the bald chick frenching the roller coaster with grease on her fingers and face is included in that. "If you thought that men in love with Real Dolls was strange, wait until you see Strange Love: Married to the Eiffel Tower, which follows these fetishists (all of them, for some reason, female). Interestingly, Objectum Sexuals — they call themselves OS people — believe their love with the objects are reciprocal and that they can telepathically communicate with them." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No_Pressure Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 like seriously though this is sickening these people are not simply a bunch of people with a bizarre sexual attraction, they are mentally insane...like they need to be institutionalized, inanimate objects don't have a sex, they can't communicate with telepathy, THESE PEOPLE ARE HEARING VOICES IN THEIR HEAD AND THEY ARE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO AMUSEMENT PARK RIDES!!!! GET THEM SOME HELP!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PresidentClinton07 Posted February 6, 2009 Author Share Posted February 6, 2009 like seriously though this is sickening these people are not simply a bunch of people with a bizarre sexual attraction, they are mentally insane...like they need to be institutionalized, inanimate objects don't have a sex, they can't communicate with telepathy, THESE PEOPLE ARE HEARING VOICES IN THEIR HEAD AND THEY ARE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO AMUSEMENT PARK RIDES!!!! GET THEM SOME HELP!!!!!!! so basically your saying that you need a number to help you out with this disorder. Here you go: 1-800-YOURASICK**** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Punani Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 I just heard about this on the Stern Show. really weird stuff...but very interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Prime Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 http://jezebel.com/5146666/objectum-sexuality-when-relationships-with-inanimate-objects-become-intimateYou have got to see this documentary about "objectum sexuals," people who fall in love with objects like fences and amusement park rides, (one woman even married the Eiffel Tower). And they have sex. ****The entire documentary can be seen here: http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category/entertainment/watch/v15067234mmpcQ7Xm WTF? Its really sad. Everyone is confused about the whole eiffel tower thing.. It's just a nick name she has for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 What? You mean all of those times I had consensual sex with my car in the privacy of my own garage were wrong? What the hell am I going to do with the ring? :doh: Was this you? Man arrested after 'humping' his car In the Queen song, I'm In Love With My Car, drummer Roger Taylor took over singing duties from Freddie Mercury to wail about how much he was, uh, in love with his car. But he obviously didn't love it this much. A man in Alberquerque, New Mexico was charged with indecent exposure after he was seen simulating a sex act with his car while it was parked outside a supermarket. Danny Brawner, 46, was spotted making love to his vehicle outside Smith's Food and Drug store. Witnesses said they saw Brawner "humping" his car's trunk while swinging his arms in the air and shouting. His pants were around his ankles, onlookers said. Brawner was later found asleep next to his car by police, who said he appeared to be drunk. Two children witnessed the alleged sex act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 I heard a guy at the bar the other night say to his girlfriend "get me a beer, or I'll finally replace you with a blow up doll and I'll make you buy it, too". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 What ? You mean all of those times I had consensual sex with my car in the privacy of my own garage were wrong ? Be careful, you can get your thingy stuck in the Tailpipe, if you're not careful, and the Fire Dept has to come out with the blowtorch to melt it off of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan07 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 I don't believe it for a second.No way any of those people or any of their bull**** is real. ~Bang agreed. Seemed fake to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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