Burgundy Burner Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Getting To Know You - The Honorary Hog Today, we have a distinguished guest from our online forum - Honorary Hog. Let's take a moment and get to know this interesting individual. Coming from the rolling hills of western Maryland, H_H (as he is known to friends, family, loved ones, and a few jerks) was an ambitious soul who graduated with the highest of honors from his high school in the sleazy town of Cumberland. Ok, it wasn't the highest of honors. Ok - H_H barely got by, but he did graduate. After many interviews for minimum wage jobs, our beloved H_H had no luck and decided to take his skills and talent to the United States Army. At boot camp, H_H became a favorite of the drill sergeant due to his dedication and superior skills. Ok, he got yelled at a lot. Ok, he was often called "Bill Murray" - a vague, but flattering reference to the character in Stripes. H_H was assigned to top secret duties and received many awards for valor, honor, and duty. Ok, he received some recognition for making sure the base commander had a warm cup of coffee each morning. After a period of dedicated service to his country, H_H returned to his roots and pursued a career in law enforcement. Today, H_H is head of security for a top notch firm and commutes daily from his home in West Virginia. Ok, we're not sure about his job title, but residents in central and western Maryland feel safer. Ok, his crossing guard duties are genuinely appreciated. And that concludes today's episode of Getting to Know You. Our thanks to Honorary Hog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chachie Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Is this a call-out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy Burner Posted January 30, 2009 Author Share Posted January 30, 2009 Is this a call-out? Nah, but he'll get me back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 That was downright horrifying in its accuracy. Now I have to wonder who YOU actually are, Ken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy Burner Posted January 30, 2009 Author Share Posted January 30, 2009 That was downright horrifying in its accuracy. Now I have to wonder who YOU actually are, Ken. I know, I know - the payback thing. I'm waiting. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 You forgot to mention that he plays lead jug in the town jug band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy Burner Posted January 30, 2009 Author Share Posted January 30, 2009 You forgot to mention that he plays lead jug in the town jug band. The research committee has omitted some details due to time constraints and forum bandwidth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 You forgot to mention that he plays lead jug in the town jug band. I believe the official title is "Jug, Head". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reic Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 This has been done before. /bore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcnativenerd Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 I believe the official title is "Jug, Head". H_H's senior year photo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grhqofb5 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 That was downright horrifying in its accuracy. Now I have to wonder who YOU actually are, Ken. Oh my lord, I thought Ken got taken hostage by "the government." Is he back now? Did they implant some sort of a device in his brain to control his behavior? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 You forgot to mention that he plays lead jug in the town jug band. We're not birds, we're a Jug Band. Anybody know that reference? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Oh, this is not a good idea. H_H is one of the kids the teachers labeled "doesn't play well with others". That plus quick wit, sick humor, and mad writing skills = paybacks are a martha falker. I'll just watch this one. :munchout: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OVCChairman Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 just make sure he has his hat and everyone will be ok... you lose that thing and lives may be lost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OVCChairman Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 We're not birds, we're a Jug Band. Anybody know that reference? well certain people will understand the "hoooo hoooo" that comes from a certain jug top! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the krabber Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 You forgot to mention his hat collection. And how he feels that he should wear them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 You forgot to mention his hat collection. And how he feels that he should wear them. But he doesnt know about the hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OVCChairman Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 But he doesnt know about the hat. he knows about the hat... just not sure if it's there or not.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC_RedskinsFan Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 I dont know how "The great Canton air matress conspiracy" was left out of this. :whoknows: Now i know The Honorary Hog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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