CandaceM23 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Candace, I havent said this to a woman last night since the hot mexican girl serving me my carne asada burrito, but I think you are the most perfect woman on Earth.I would cook any goose for you. I would pour out the last bit of my 40 for you. I would let you hold the remote control. I would even hold your purse for you while you tried on lingerie. That is perfect. I am so glad that I am the most perfect woman on the Earth today! Yesterday has past. As long as I can be perfect today, I will be happy. However, I don't do goose. I'd rather have fish or steak. I won't let you pour out your 40, because that would be a waste of alcohol. I won't need to hold the remote, you can watch whatever you want. Why even put it on when it ultimately comes off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 That is perfect. I am so glad that I am the most perfect woman on the Earth today! Yesterday has past. As long as I can be perfect today, I will be happy.However, I don't do goose. I'd rather have fish or steak. I won't let you pour out your 40, because that would be a waste of alcohol. I won't need to hold the remote, you can watch whatever you want. Why even put it on when it ultimately comes off. my jaw is on the floor. I am not able to type any more because of the tears forming in my eyes. You are the perfect woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted November 19, 2008 Author Share Posted November 19, 2008 Oh, get a chat room you two No, PDVA (Public displays of virtual Affection) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Oh, get a chat room you two No, PDVA we need you to hold the camera and make sure to get our good sides. and messing with you is always a good time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted November 19, 2008 Author Share Posted November 19, 2008 Hey, I'm just looking out for you. HH and Skinsfan89 are already probably planning some kind of stalkerish revenge and who knows what MSF will do! BTW, has anyone heard or seen him since the election? Hope he hasn't been stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Hey, I'm just looking out for you. HH and Skinsfan89 are already probably planning some kind of stalkerish revenge and who knows what MSF will do!BTW, has anyone heard or seen him since the election? Hope he hasn't been stupid. candace and I are the romeo and juliet of ES. we will soon become the mickey and mallory... I think he got himself in trouble again bro. I havent seen him though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Hey, I'm just looking out for you. HH and Skinsfan89 are already probably planning some kind of stalkerish revenge and who knows what MSF will do!BTW, has anyone heard or seen him since the election? Hope he hasn't been stupid. MSF is banned .... or at least that's what I gathered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 candace and I are the romeo and juliet of ES.we will soon become the mickey and mallory... I think he got himself in trouble again bro. I havent seen him though. MSF is banned .... or at least that's what I gathered. see...meant to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 It is true love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted November 19, 2008 Author Share Posted November 19, 2008 I think he got himself in trouble again bro. I havent seen him though. MSF is banned .... or at least that's what I gathered. Thanks. I was thinking about how I haven't seen him about and how he's always threatening to off himself if a Dem wins anything. Good to know that his absence is self-induced, but probably not self-inflicted (wrong word) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 It is true love. it really is. Thanks. I was thinking about how I haven't seen him about and how he's always threatening to off himself if a Dem wins anything. Good to know that his absence is self-induced, but probably not self-inflicted (wrong word) dude, can you not talk while were making out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick86L Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Candace, I havent said this to a woman last night since the hot mexican girl serving me my carne asada burrito, but I think you are the most perfect woman on Earth.I would cook any goose for you. I would pour out the last bit of my 40 for you. I would let you hold the remote control. I would even hold your purse for you while you tried on lingerie. Please return your man card Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Please return your man card yeah, good luck with that. Candace has a better shot at getting that then you do. and IF shes holding it you're ****ed and that thing will NEVER be yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 yeah, good luck with that. Candace has a better shot at getting that then you do. and IF shes holding it you're ****ed and that thing will NEVER be yours. I try not to take away mancards .... but I have asked folks to turn it in because they collect beanie babies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 I try not to take away mancards .... but I have asked folks to turn it in because they collect beanie babies. what were they doing with one to begin with? my man card is surgically stapled to my rib cage and I am not able to give it up. youll have to hold on to me in order to hold on to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 I try not to take away mancards .... but I have asked folks to turn it in because they collect beanie babies. I clarified that I was little when I did that....and they were only the dog ones since I like dogs. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 This thread could now be merged with this one. http://extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=271334 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dictator Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 that sounds good, but is it really? I ordered one last year...but not for t'giving. It was awesome. I got it here.... http://www.cajungrocer.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 A roast goose is even greasier than roast duck, so be ready for that. It is amazing how much fat accumulates in the bottom of the pan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Candace...how could you ??? I thought we had something special. Mike, I thought we were boys...it's just wrong man. Wrong. Ehh, Bros before hoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 dont be calling the love of my life no ho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 dont be calling the love of my life no ho. In the words of Nate Dogg/Snoop : "It ain't no fun, if ther homies can't have none" I'm sorry, I meant hoochie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 In the words of Nate Dogg/Snoop : "It ain't no fun, if ther homies can't have none" I'm sorry, I meant hoochie. You are permanently on my **** list from now on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 You are permanently on my **** list from now on. Hey, you cheated, how was I supposed to react ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mooka Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 I'd recommend you don't cook Goose. Its very hard to cook well, and its not a big Turkey, the meat is a bit scarce. You'd have to cook 2 or 3 of those suckers. I say cook Turkey, and cook something else for your brother. Grill him up a chicken breast or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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