WVUforREDSKINS Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 http://regalseagull.com/index.php/features/comments/the_top_10_reasons_to_vote_for_john_mccain 10. edited out. 9.) Sarah Palin is a Hottie. 8.) Your great grandfather loves him. Your great grandfather also loves ****ting himself. 7.) Sarah Palin is a MILF. 6.) If the president’s life is ever threatened, McCain has plenty of houses to hide from terrorists. 5.) Sarah Palin: beauty queen with a gun. 4.) McCain is a true patriot. He was around when there were only 13 original colonies. 3.) Sarah Palin has foreign policy experi… wow, we almost got through that without laughing. 2. edited out. 1.) A vote for McCain is undeniably a vote for Palin, as the first woman President beginning in March, 2009! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Eh. Not funny. (But then, I usually think these things are lame, so it's not unusual.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 11.) He has more of a swollen facial gland than Obama ever will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 No McCain, No Gain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsTerps26 Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 b/c mccain is a creepy old man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Class is dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pez Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Another reason... They would definitely have to update the National Debt Ticker in NY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redd Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Only laughed at 2 of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Class is dead. I noticed that the other day when McCain supporters were yelling "Kill him" and "Off with his head!" when Obama was brought up. Disclaimer: I'm talking smack about some of his supporters. Not the candidate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeorama Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 So we have sexist and ageist jokes, since the door is open and this is obviously not a PC thread, then its ok to say that another reason to vote for McCain is because he's not half black? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 So we have sexist and ageist jokes, since the door is open and this is obviously not a PC thread, then its ok to say that another reason to vote for McCain is because he's not half black? Oh, and be sure to check Obama's health records to see if there are any potentially fatal diseases he's had that we can make light of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 So we have sexist and ageist jokes, since the door is open and this is obviously not a PC thread, then its ok to say that another reason to vote for McCain is because he's not half black? McCain is a mavedick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 It's on. I didn't make the companion thread to Cooked Crack's idiocy last night. I figured it was just one guy; no reason to act an ass on his account. The gloves are of now. Enjoy tomorrow's Obama threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 It's on.I didn't make the companion thread to Cooked Crack's idiocy last night. I figured it was just one guy; no reason to act an ass on his account. The gloves are of now. Enjoy tomorrow's Obama threads. Get off my lawn, H_H! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monte51Coleman Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 So we have sexist and ageist jokes, since the door is open and this is obviously not a PC thread, then its ok to say that another reason to vote for McCain is because he's not half black? Watching him walk around the stage Tuesday night, he just might be. He looked strikingly reminiscent of Fred Sanford. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Less than four weeks to go. Less than four weeks to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Get off my lawn, H_H! Right. Cancer is hysterical. So is beating beaten for years in a prison camp. (And not the bull**** I can't have window coverings you all ****ed about for a year.) You guys look like Philly fans. If that's what you want, that's cool, but I think it's beneath you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Right.Cancer is hysterical. So is beating beaten for years in a prison camp. (And not the bull**** I can't have window coverings you all ****ed about for a year.) You guys look like Philly fans. If that's what you want, that's cool, but I think it's beneath you. I didn't even think you were a McCain supporter. I thought you were writing in Dou Lobbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 I didn't even think you were a McCain supporter. I thought you were writing in Dou Lobbs. Does that mean that I'm required to cast aside any semblance of decency? Let's bring TLC in here. He's an Obama supporter. Let's see how funny he thinks even the POTENTIAL of having cancer is. But just like a PM I just received, several things have pushed me from throwing away a write-in to voting for McCain. And just like the person who PM'd me said, a BIG part of it is my DISGUST with some Obama supporters. (Those who think cancer is funny. Those who think being a POW is a big guffaw. Those who take Hussein Obama's lie and assign it to McCain, etc.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 several things have pushed me from throwing away a write-in to voting for McCain. i don't know that i'd go so far as to vote for the man, but like i said yesterday, there is a small part of me (it is growing) that wouldn't mind seeing him win just to see all the action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 i don't know that i'd go so far as to vote for the man, but like i said yesterday, there is a small part of me (it is growing) that wouldn't mind seeing him win just to see all the action. There are one or two people on this board whose swords I would hold whilst they fall on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUSkinsFan Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Does that mean that I'm required to cast aside any semblance of decency?Let's bring TLC in here. He's an Obama supporter. Let's see how funny he thinks even the POTENTIAL of having cancer is. But just like a PM I just received, several things have pushed me from throwing away a write-in to voting for McCain. And just like the person who PM'd me said, a BIG part of it is my DISGUST with some Obama supporters. (Those who think cancer is funny. Those who think being a POW is a big guffaw. Those who take Hussein Obama's lie and assign it to McCain, etc.) Where were people making light of someone having cancer. As the son of a two-time cancer survivor, as well as the nephew of a skin cancer survivor I find that extremely distasteful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 There are one or two people on this board whose swords I would hold whilst they fall on them. one or two? you're a nice guy dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Where were people making light of someone having cancer. As the son of a two-time cancer survivor, as well as the nephew of a skin cancer survivor I find that extremely distasteful. His "experience with healthcare as a patient" and the facial tumor reference in a later post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 one or two? you're a nice guy dude. You don't know me very well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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