pvkeeper19 Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Walk into class reading a book by Ann Coulter Ann Coulter makes me want to kill. I wouldn't even call myself a liberal/Democrat. I just can't stand people who put a red, white and blue cover on a pile of excrement and sell it as "political literature." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buenosdiaz Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Ask her to write you a letter of recomendation for a summer internship. Tell her you need to it apply to the following places:Haliburton ExxonMobil FEMA The World Bank FoxNews The US Department of Defense Blackwater The Christian Coalition this made me laugh so hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 ...and PB, every time I see that you've posted in this thread, I'm expecting maybe this should just be merged into that thread: http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=160810 Merging it with my favorite thread was my first thought too. And EVERY situation is the RIGHT situation to prop your feet up on the AC so that i blows on your junk. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 dude, are you actually going to try these? some of these are pure gold :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMetal Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 I never had any clue about my professor's political views, nor could I care less. That had nothing to do with the material I was studying. If someone is bringing their personal baggage into the classroom, that is a sign of a poor teacher IMO. And not a ringing endorsement for the school. That is community college crap... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 In all of your papers, whenever you cite an online article, just say its from "Al Gore's Amazin' Internet" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Insist you are a Vietnam war hero and tell everyone in the class that you won a bunch of Purple Hearts and basically just make a bunch of crap up. When she calls you out on it, accuse her of "Swift Boating" you and get all indignant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Viciously attack one of your classmates and yell "AFFIRMATIVE ACTION ****ES!" Your teacher will be completely confused, but i bet she doesnt say a word either. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Im a bit surprised none of the more liberaly inclined/passive aggressive posters felt the need to reciprocate this thread for a conservative nutjob professor, but it could be equally as funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHOPSkins Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 ...."Al Gore's Amazin' Internet"This was my favorite:applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjcdaman Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Im a bit surprised none of the more liberaly inclined/passive aggressive posters felt the need to reciprocate this thread for a conservative nutjob professor, but it could be equally as funny. They're too busy wiping the sand from their vaginas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DjTj Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Im a bit surprised none of the more liberaly inclined/passive aggressive posters felt the need to reciprocate this thread for a conservative nutjob professor, but it could be equally as funny.I'm not sure conservative nutjob professors exist, but if they did, I'd sit quietly in my seat for fear of getting shot by the semiautomatic rifle he would probably have in his desk....besides, it's more fun to annoy Sarge or GoSkins or honorary_hog (through the internet where .30-caliber bullets can't reach). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btfoom Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Ask her if she likes baby seals. When she says yes, ask for her recipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCSaints_fan Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 How about you hand out a history quiz: 1. The only U.S. president to suspend Habeus Corpus was a) Ronald Reagen George W. Bush c) Richard Nixon d) Abraham Lincoln 2. The establishment of the EPA, the Clean Air Act and Clean Water Act were major environmental reforms during this presidents tenure: a) John F. Kennedy Lyndon Johnson c) Jimmy Carter d) Richard Nixon 4. The Vietnam war was sharply escalated while this party was in power in both houses of Congress and the White House: a) Republicans Democrats 5. This U.S. President declined to intervene when the Soviet Union supressed a rebellion in Hungary, avoided a potentially devastating and costly war a) Harry Truman John F. Kennedy c) Dwight D. Eisenhower d) Jimmy Carter 6. In the 1960 this candidate for U.S. President was noted for his militaristic attitude toward Cuba and Vietnam a) Richard Nixon Barry Goldwater c) John F. Kennedy 7. The Sedition Act, which severely curtailed crticism of the government during wartime, was passed by the urging of this president a) George W. Bush Woodrow Wilson c) Richard Nixon 8. This U.S. President signed an executive order authorizing the removal of all people of a certain ethnic descent from certain areas, regardless of political beliefs, to concentration camps a) Richard Nixon Dwight D. Eisenhower c) Franklin D. Roosevelt 9. The SALT (Strategic Arms Limitation Talks) between the United States and the Soviet Union, were begin under the administration of President a) John F. Kennedy Lyndon Johnson c) Richard Nixon d) Jimmy Carter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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