PleaseBlitz Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Put a sign that says "This lecture brought to you by ExxonMobil" on the front of her lecturn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 I go with "chick" and i do it all the time. I remember years ago on my first job my production manager was a pretty rabid liberal/feminist. Our copy editor was a die-hard conservative. One day he came in with some changes and she starts going off about how we can't make this change or that change without destroying the layout or whatever, and he goes "wow, you sure are an uppity broad." There was a brief, awkward pause, and I looked first at her face, then at his, expecting at any second to see a mushroom cloud to appear right there in our office. "If you don't mind, I prefer the term 'chickie-babe'" she says. We all bust up laughing. And he never called her an uppity broad again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Try and out-conspiracy her. http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=163565&highlight=conspiracy Also, use Obama's middle name everytime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Some of these select fashion pieces... and probably my favorite: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Bring in a live baby seal, then club the **** out of it in the middle of class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Start a conversation about which car you should get. H2 or Yukon? Make sure you announce loudly that you'll pick the one thats worst for the environment. Then take note that an 18 wheeler would probably be ideal, though you can't take it hunting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Sit in the front row with a big tape recorder and a Sean Hannity T-Shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Start a conversation about which car you should get. H2 or Yukon? Make sure you announce loudly that you'll pick the one thats worst for the environment. Then take note that an 18 wheeler would probably be ideal, though you can't take it hunting. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peeping Wizard Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Couple things....first off, conspiracy theories are true. The difference is just in which ones you believe to be true (whether you take the official version or some other version). Also, its widely known that the oil companies have been actively supplanting alternative technologies for the past 4-5 decades with the Republican party usually supporting them (if you don't believe me, look into the congressional record and look up the vote patterns of the parties; though in truth both the Dems and Repubs are incompetent).I think that there are conspiracy theories that are true....I think that the evidence is there if you are willing to research but its a mistake to play partisan politics with it. ALL of the parties are corrupt because the entire SYSTEM is corrupt. Until we realize that the systems themselves are flawed, well miss the point and keep bickering at eachother about how political affiliations. We, as a people, need to move beyond the bickering....bc our politicians refuse to do so. :2cents: I do find it a bit odd that the price of oil and an increase in sightings of the Jersey Devil have both gone through the roof at the same time. Laugh all you want, but I don't like what the Feds are up to here. Not one bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Bring a gun and a bible into class. As soon as she notices, yell "WHAT?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECU-ALUM Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Write a paper comparing and contrasting how JFK's Adminstration nearly blew it with Cuba & The Soviet Union & How Reagan won the Cold War without ever firing a shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Download Rush Limbaugh clips to your laptop and bring them to class. When she says something stupid, cue up the appropriate quote to answer her and play it as loud as you can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 American Flag pin, on her chair, sharp side up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Ask her why her teaching style isn't Fair and Balanced. When she starts to reply, chuck a Bill O'Reilly coffee mug at her head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Get a bottle of ExxonMobil motor oil, wash it out, fill it with your beverage of choice and spend the whole class drinking from it. Make comments like "i dont care how much it costs or what countries we have to nuke, this **** is TASTY!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Get a bottle of ExxonMobil motor oil, wash it out, fill it with your beverage of choice and spend the whole class drinking from it. Make comments like "i dont care how much it costs or what countries we have to nuke, this **** is TASTY!" :laugh: :laugh: Get a huge confederate flag, dress up like Bo and Luke Duke (you'll need a friend) and come into class screaming that you need Uncle Jesse and the General Lee. Bonus points if you can get a hot friend to dress up like Daisy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECU-ALUM Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Get a bottle of ExxonMobil motor oil, wash it out, fill it with your beverage of choice and spend the whole class drinking from it. Make comments like "i dont care how much it costs or what countries we have to nuke, this **** is TASTY!" WINNER! Close the thread NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 :laugh: :laugh: Get a huge confederate flag, dress up like Bo and Luke Duke (you'll need a friend) and come into class screaming that you need Uncle Jesse and the General Lee. Bonus points if you can get a hot friend to dress up like Daisy. Then you have to slide across her desk like its the hood of the General Lee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Bring in a bag of Taco Bell, raise your hand and say "Mexican food is great, but I'm confused...if we kick out all the illegals, do we get to keep the burritos? I sure hope so." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECU-ALUM Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Have a soundbyte of Pres. Bush saying, "I am the decider" set as your ringtone...and have a friend call you just before class starts and and just as it ends for about a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Ask her to write you a letter of recomendation for a summer internship. Tell her you need to it apply to the following places: Haliburton ExxonMobil FEMA The World Bank FoxNews The US Department of Defense Blackwater The Christian Coalition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Call up the NRA and schedule a guest speaker for your class. Tell them that you'll need them to bring plenty of "props" and "examples" to your class. Also make sure that he shows up 10 mins early to class so that they can display everything in the front of the class for everyone to see. Then meet your teacher outside in the hallway and ask questions in an attempt to stall her so she's a few minutes late. Watch the petrified look on her face when she walks in the door. Pretend like you don't know what's going on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munchkin76 Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 I'm sure they have this in men's shirts also. Wear it to class. http://t-shirts.cafepress.com/womens-clothing/design/12042597 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 I'm sure they have this in men's shirts also. Wear it to class.http://t-shirts.cafepress.com/womens-clothing/design/12042597 Too subtle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DjTj Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Too subtle. :laugh: You're right. Probably should just go with this one: ...and PB, every time I see that you've posted in this thread, I'm expecting #1. Prop your feet up on the A/C unit so it blows on your junk.maybe this should just be merged into that thread: http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=160810 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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