jrockster21 Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 So I was watching some DVR'd episodes of The Office last night, and saw probably the funniest intro ever. I laughed for nearly 5 minutes. Jim is in Connecticut, early in the morning. Karen asks him who is faxing so early in the morning, and he says its hard to explain. Cut to the one-on-one with him, and he explains that he stole a box of Scranton stationary before he left, and that he's been sending Dwight faxes. From himself. From the future. Cut to Dwight picking up a fax from the machine, and Jim reading aloud: Dwight; At 8am, someone poisons the coffee. Do NOT drink the coffee. More instructions to follow. Cordially, Future Dwight. Dwight looks over at Stanley who is leaving the kitchen with a cup of coffee, runs as fast as he can shouting NOOOOOOO! and swats the coffee from Stanley's hand. Then he says "you'll thank me later." :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Anyone else?? PS: I searched for The Office thread, but couldn't find it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Jim linking his bluetooth headset to Dwight's and forwarding all of Dwights calls to his phone was great. Also Jim hiding Andy's cellphone in the ceiling causing Andy to punch a hole in the wall was classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Michael driving the car into the lake because the Onstar told him there was no lake in front of him. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb4348 Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 I love when Jim dresses up as Dwight at the beg. of the show and then at the end Dwight dressed like Jim and tried to act like Jim. Also, not sure what episode, but the one where Dwight is talking to the camera and telling them he always does a backround check on the women he dates and thats how he found out 2 of them where cheating on him. Then he goes onto say that Scranton has a high case of women with Yeast infections and says that it must be because they are down river from the bread factory lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 I love when Jim dresses up as Dwight at the beg. of the show and then at the end Dwight dressed like Jim and tried to act like Jim. Exactly what I was going to say: Another great moment is when Creed is nervous about being pushed out of the company due to his age. Michael calls a meeting and when Pam and Jim question him about using some of the same 'motivational' pictures as in a previous meeting he responds that they have some how run out of ink in the printer... pan to Creed who now has black hair and a smirk on his face. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tastes Like Chicken Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 The time when a court stenographer was reading back the oral testimony, and "that's what she said" came up like 20 times. That's what she said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsBry Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Michael doing Chris Rock when the Sesitivity Counselor was there, because of Michael doing Chris Rock in the office. I pretty much LMAO at every prank Jim plays on Dwight. Dwight has become my favorite character on the show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mongo2365 Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 When Michael's friend leaves a "gift" for him on his office floor. The Dundee's at Chili's is pretty funny too. Jim putting all of Dwight's stuff in Jello. Also, Jim putting Dwight's stuff in the vending machine was great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 The end of the Christmas party episode - Meredith flashes Michael, he very calmly snaps a picture with his phone and walks away. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 the end credits.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 the end credits.. Wow. That may very well be the most clever AND useful post of all-time. :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideshow24 Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 When Dwight conducts an investigation after finding a joint in the parking lot. Jim Halpert: I'm just saying you can't be sure that it wasn't you. Dwight Schrute: That's ridiculous. Of course it wasn't me. Jim Halpert: [holds up picture] Marijuana is a memory loss drug. So maybe you just don't remember. Dwight Schrute: I would remember. Jim Halpert: How could you, if it just erased your memory? Dwight Schrute: That's not how it works! Jim Halpert: Now, how do you know how it works? Dwight Schrute: Knock it off! OK, now I am interviewing you! Jim Halpert: No, you said that I'd be conducting the interviewing when I walked in here. [raising voice] NOW EXACTLY HOW MUCH POT DID YOU SMOKE? Check this site if you are trying to find quotes: http://www.quotesfromtheoffice.com/episodes/season_1/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 I have never seen this show. Is it really that good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 I have never seen this show.Is it really that good? Funny as hell, though it is a very dry humor. Only night I watch TV is Thursday - The Office, 30 Rock, and Lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideshow24 Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 I have never seen this show.Is it really that good? Its my favorite show currently. But I watched the british version and liked that too so I guess I was pre-disposed to like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan07 Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 The funniest jokes are the "That's what she said" jokes that Michael makes and when Michael always makes racial acquisitions towards Stanley. like in Season 1 in the basketball episode, Michael was like 'Here comes the secret weapon!" And Stanley sucked at basketball.hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedskinNutt Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Just saw Toby's going away party. Andy proposes to Angela. She doesn't want to go on stage, so Andy goes to her. He doesn't realize that the mic cord is connected to Darrell's keyboard, causing the whole thing to fall off. Darrell simply screams "damn!'. It was just the absuredity of the whole thing and how Darrell just couldn't believe Andy was so stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Wow. That may very well be the most clever AND useful post of all-time. :thumbsup: :finger: and I hope you get the smile behind it because I REALLY do mean it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 :finger:and I hope you get the smile behind it because I REALLY do mean it. Seriously - what's your reaction when people come into NASCAR threads and bash it for no reason? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Ohhhh, this is a fantastic thread idea!! http://youtube.com/watch?v=a7PHL4HXm1o When Jim and Pam put all of Dwight's stuff in the vending maching and Jim gives him a bag of nickels to buy everything back. When Jim pops Dwight's exercise ball. When Jim makes Dwight's "humongous" security badge that labels Dwight as a security threat. Also when Jim suggests that they just get their photo taken together and meet every morning in the parking lot to save time :laugh: All of Gay Witch Hunt. All of The Injury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 also when Dwight and Jim go on the sales call and Dwight sits in the back seat behind Jim because it's the "safest part of the car" so Jim slams on the breaks and Dwight crashes into Jim's seat:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted July 14, 2008 Author Share Posted July 14, 2008 When Jim and Pam put all of Dwight's stuff in the vending maching and Jim gives him a bag of nickels to buy everything back. Oooh, a pencil cup! I need one of those! :laugh: When Jim makes Dwight's "humongous" security badge that labels Dwight as a security threat. Also when Jim suggests that they just get their photo taken together and meet every morning in the parking lot to save time :laugh: :rotflmao: That was great. "This is humongous, and I am not a security threat." Dwight's reactions to the jokes are usually 10x as funny as the jokes themselves. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedskinNutt Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Jan and Michael's dinner party was also hilarious. Any scene with Jan's cans are good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
More Complete Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 When the have a convention and Michael tries to get everyone to party in his hotel with him. He and Dwight sing a little song that's like "'aint no party like a Scranton party cause a Scranton party don't quit, uh hu hu uh" with some beat boxing and dancing thrown in. Hilarious. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonCampbell177 Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 When Ryan made Creed a blog but it was just a microsoft word document hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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