Burgold Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 A few people asked me to re-do the primary so that we could see who has voted for whom. For the sake of silliness, I will do so. Please only vote in one primary and vote for the character or candidate that you think ES deserves most. And remember, no campaigning within 20 feet of the ballot box... Bang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUSkinsFan Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Sweet I'm winning. I'd like to thank all my opponents for running a good race and wish them luck in all their future endeavors.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Tied now ****ES!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted July 14, 2008 Author Share Posted July 14, 2008 I think it must be asked... why do so many Gibbsians names start with the letter B? Is it because we are the best, beautiful, bitter, or baaad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Suck it, freaks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 blriesenbeck07 has voted in both and should be disqualified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 blriesenbeck07 has voted in both and should be disqualified. BS. That was never a stated rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 BS.That was never a stated rule. Please only vote in one primary and vote for the character or candidate that you think ES deserves most. Well we need a final ruling then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Well we need a final ruling then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted July 14, 2008 Author Share Posted July 14, 2008 Well, we need someone impartial to rule on something of this magnitude. It is not the Gibbsian way to be above the law. That's much more Allenist. Allenists tend to only follow the laws that suit them and otherwise scribble down signing statements or claim executive priviledge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Observing that Baculus has three votes. From Bang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted July 14, 2008 Author Share Posted July 14, 2008 Observing that Baculus has three votes. From Bang. Are you implying that Bang needs to go on a diet? Or that Bang is thrice the man anyone else is on the Allenist side? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Observing that Baculus has three votes. From Bang. Edited for security (I guess) If this is a problem Burgold you could only count the names as they appear, rather than the number of votes. It would prevent lurkers from counting, but who really cares right? FTR, I have no investment in this at all. Unless MSF wins the primary. In that case I have already sent him a PM to be his running mate. We will rule ES with an iron first. Make Hitler look like Barney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted July 14, 2008 Author Share Posted July 14, 2008 Hey, we're doing a public primary b/c people were screaming about cheating last time. Don't help them! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 (cheating advice) Hey, you're right. I tried it and it at least offered me a button to vote again. I didn't click it, (Because I wanted to preserve my impeccable reputation as the World's Only Honest Politician. And because I couldn't decide whether to vote for myself 20 times, or to vote for whoever's winning and then claim "Fraud!"), but it looks like I could have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted July 14, 2008 Author Share Posted July 14, 2008 Hey, you're right. I tried it and it at least offered me a button to vote again. I didn't click it, (Because I wanted to preserve my impeccable reputation as the World's Only Honest Politician. And because I couldn't decide whether to vote for myself 20 times, or to vote for whoever's winning and then claim "Fraud!"), but it looks like I could have. Sigh :doh: We'll have to reach a concensus now on how to count votes. Damn that Chad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Sigh :doh: We'll have to reach a concensus now on how to count votes. Damn that Chad. Count the ones that have names on them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted July 14, 2008 Author Share Posted July 14, 2008 I'm for that. It's the cleanest way. How do the other candidate's in the Gibbs Party feel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 I'm for that. It's the cleanest way. How do the other candidate's in the Gibbs Party feel? You should have a poll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted July 14, 2008 Author Share Posted July 14, 2008 You should have a poll. :laugh: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Hey, you're right. I tried it and it at least offered me a button to vote again. I didn't click it, (Because I wanted to preserve my impeccable reputation as the World's Only Honest Politician. And because I couldn't decide whether to vote for myself 20 times, or to vote for whoever's winning and then claim "Fraud!"), but it looks like I could have. But if you are not logged in, then a name can't be associated with your vote and such ninja votes should not be counted. i.e. a manual count would still be required even with electronic voting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Observing that Baculus has three votes. From Bang. Nah, I only voted once. I have no idea how these phantom tallies are coming in, but i do note how they are helping your VP cause in the Allenist race. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Nah, I only voted once. I have no idea how these phantom tallies are coming in, but i do note how they are helping your VP cause in the Allenist race.~Bang Thus obviously proving that someone is trying to frame me. And since we cannot tell who is trying to frame me, we should be declared the winners, since we are the only people who would have no motive to frame ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tastes Like Chicken Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Right now, I say count all the votes. We could have a replay of Florida & Michigan, otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted July 14, 2008 Author Share Posted July 14, 2008 Right now, I say count all the votes.We could have a replay of Florida & Michigan, otherwise. I don't know... do the Dolphins and Bucs really contribute anything to the nation as a whole... And the Lions... talk about a waste of a team that's always on welfare. Besides, the environmentalists are going to have a field day with the Tuna guiding the Dolphins. Can we really trust that there will be Dolphin safe Tuna with Parcells lurking around Florida all the time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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