China Posted November 2, 2012 Author Share Posted November 2, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=72j9ffnVStE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted November 7, 2012 Author Share Posted November 7, 2012 Naked man throws rocks at swans in Plymouth as temperature drops to freezing Police chased off a naked man throwing rocks at swans at 3am this morning as temperatures in Plymouth dropped to freezing. Officers were called to a muddy slipway near the China House by residents disturbed by a group of noisy revellers. What a swan may look like Police say a naked man was throwing rocks or stones at swans on the waterfront. The group moved on when the police arrived, but officers were unable to catch the naked individual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted November 28, 2012 Author Share Posted November 28, 2012 Aurora Police: Naked man wielding machete and knife shot, killed by officer AURORA, Colo. - Aurora police say a naked man who attacked officers with a machete and knife was shot and killed by an officer on Tuesday afternoon. The incident began about 12:30 p.m. when a family member called 911, requesting medical assistance for a 55-year-old man who was acting strangely at a home in the 1600 block of South Buckley Way. Aurora Fire Department paramedics arrived and encountered a naked man standing at the top of some stairs in the home, police said. The paramedics tried to talk with the man, but he became increasingly agitated, police said. The man ducked into a room and came out holding what witnesses called a machete, police said. The paramedics retreated from the home and called for police. Three officers arrived within minutes and entered the home, police said. At the top of the stairs to the second floor, officers were confronted by the man holding two large knives, police said. The man cut two officers, police said. One officer fired at least one shot, hitting the man, who fell to the ground, police said. The paramedics were called into the house and provided emergency medical care for the man, police said. The man was transported to a hospital, where he was pronounced dead. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconTheVillain Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 What an idiot....Bring a knife to a gun fight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 3, 2012 Author Share Posted December 3, 2012 Surveillance video shows naked suspect Abraham Luna in 7-Eleven Holiday, Florida - Surveillance video is being released in the case of a naked man who attacked a clerk at a 7-Eleven and later led deputies on a car chase. Pasco deputies say a man matching 30-year-old Abraham Andres Luna's description was spotted Monday evening wearing only construction boots near the Tarpon Springs Golf Course. Tarpon Springs Police responded, but did not find the suspect. Several hours later, police in Tarpon Springs tried stopping a white van driving at a high rate of speed on US 19. The pursuit was called off after the vehicle entered Pasco County. Deputies say the van, driven by a still-naked Luna, stopped at a 7-Eleven located at U.S. 19 and Flora in Holiday shortly before 4:30 a.m. Tuesday. Luna then allegedly assaulted a clerk inside the store. On Thursday investigators released surveillance video of the 7-Eleven incident. Click the link for the full article and pictures from the video Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 5, 2012 Author Share Posted December 5, 2012 Man jailed for naked stunt on London statue LONDON (AP) - A man who climbed naked onto an equestrian statue in London's government district, ripped off its sword and bit it has been sentenced to 12 weeks in jail. Dan Motrescu brought central London traffic to a standstill when he mounted the bronze statue of the 19th-century Duke of Cambridge on Nov. 23. Police cordoned off Whitehall, a street that is home to several government departments, as Motrescu climbed up and down the statue, at one point balancing himself on the duke's head. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 12, 2012 Author Share Posted December 12, 2012 Naked burglar flees Morgan Co. home with Chihuahua MORGAN COUNTY, AL (WAFF) - A man and woman arrested for manufacturing methamphetamine in Morgan County are also charged for a previous burglary in which authorities said they made themselves at home in a neighbor's house, and that when the neighbor came home, they discovered the man inside naked. The victim, who did not want to be identified, said she had been away caring for a sick friend. On November 7, she returned to her home on Luker Road in the Cotaco community. She discovered someone had barricaded her front door, so she broke into her house. Once inside, she found Dennis Fielder naked, holding his small dog, a Chihuahua. "When I walked in, there was a man standing nude in my living room holding a little dog. I asked him who he was, and what was he doing in my house," the victim said. The victim recognized Fielder, who ran away with the dog. A few days later, Morgan County Sheriff's Deputies arrested Fielder and Enola Hogdin. Investigators said they found Hogdin's clothes and an identification card in the home. The victim said the two stole about $3,000 worth of property from her home, washed their clothes there, and used her cable to rent pornographic movies. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 12, 2012 Author Share Posted December 12, 2012 Naked biting spree forces three-drink limit at German pool complex A German leisure pool complex has taken the step of limiting alcohol consumption at its bar, The Local reports. The move comes as a result of a ‘straw that broke the camel’s back’ scenario, wherein the ‘straw’ is represented by a naked, rampaging Austrian. The 35-year-old man, when asked to leave for behaving in an unspecified but apparently unacceptable manner (his nakedness probably contributing), first tore a chunk from a security guard’s hair while attempting to push him into a pool. When the police were predictably called, he adopted the questionable approach of biting a female officer on the thigh, before going for the arm of another. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 17, 2012 Author Share Posted December 17, 2012 Deputies shoot naked man armed with shotgun CLEARWATER, Florida -- The Pinellas County Sheriff's Office says deputies have shot and killed a man who confronted them with a shotgun. Deputies on Sunday responded to a domestic situation at a home on Bugle Lane in Clearwater, the PCSO said. Shortly after arriving, they were allegedly confronted by a naked man armed with a shotgun. Fearing for their safety and the safety of others, the two deputies shot and killed the man, 60-year-old Danny Meredith. Meredith's wife told deputies they had a fight earlier in the day and she left the home to let the situation calm down. When she returned, she reportedly found a note on the front door threatening to shoot and kill anyone that came into the house. Click on the link for the full article and video Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 21, 2012 Author Share Posted December 21, 2012 Naked beer pong loser assaults girlfriend in her Athens home A naked man who Athens-Clarke police say assaulted his girlfriend in Athens this week told officers he was stripped of his clothing because he lost a game of beer pong. Officers said they were called to an apartment at The Lodge of Athens on North Street about 1:20 a.m. Tuesday when a woman complained her roommate was assaulted by her boyfriend. The first officer to arrive heard sounds of a struggle and a woman crying loudly in the apartment. After knocking on the door, the officer said a woman with a bloody lip answered. The officer said he saw naked man in the living room, a milk jug with something in it on a table, along with several plastic cups. One of the cups had two ping pong balls in it. The naked man, 19-year-old Jamar Darnell Thomas, explained he wasn’t wearing any clothes as a consequence of losing a game of beer pong, police said. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 4, 2013 Author Share Posted January 4, 2013 Cops: Naked man shot after attacking dog, resident A Miami man — naked, no less — was shot after he jumped the fence of a Little Haiti home and began choking a Rottweiler. The dog's yelps awakened the homeowner, who came outside and confronted the attacker. The intruder, who was later identified as Jeffery Delice, 20, turned his attention from the dog to the homeowner. Delice jumped on the homeowner and began choking and biting him, Miami police said. Fearing for his life, the homeowner fired his gun twice, hitting Delice once. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 15, 2013 Author Share Posted January 15, 2013 (edited) Nude cyclist pedaling off to prison James E. Kirk was clad only in a bike helmet during the fracas that led to his conviction on burglary and robbery charges. EVERETT -- A Lynnwood man who once tried to out-pedal police while wearing nothing more than a bicycle helmet is off to prison. ... Kirk was first arrested Aug. 16 after wrestling his ex-wife's car keys from her and driving off in the woman's Mustang. She told police she suspected that Kirk was using street drugs and not taking his psychiatric medication. Edmonds police tracked Kirk down and arrested him, but there was no sign of his ex-wife's car. Kirk posted bond and was released from jail. On Aug. 18, an Edmonds police officer spotted the stolen Mustang racing through a neighborhood. Kirk bailed out of the car and scrambled down an embankment through brush. His loose shorts came off, leaving him wearing only a T-shirt. Within minutes Kirk was spotted pedaling a bicycle. He was naked, except for a bicycle helmet. Eventually Kirk ditched the bike and broke into a house, where a woman was home alone. Kirk demanded clothes. He also threatened to kill the woman if she gave him trouble. The woman told police Kirk forced her into a guest bedroom, pushed her onto a bed and hit her with a pillow. Police rescued the woman while Kirk was in a different part of the house. Officers then shot pepper spray into the basement. Kirk finally surrendered. He denied threatening the woman, telling the cops that they'd "developed a relationship." Click on the link for the full article Edited January 15, 2013 by China Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 16, 2013 Author Share Posted January 16, 2013 Naked man rescued from chimney BERLIN: German firemen rescued a mysteriously naked man trapped in a narrow chimney in central Berlin, a spokesman said yesterday. The fire brigade was alerted to the emergency after police failed to help the 39-year old man who was wedged 10 metres down the shoulder-width chimney. “The rescue workers, specialised in saving people at great heights, tried to pull the victim out from above with a crane and a sling,” a fire brigade spokesman said. “At first he held on to the rope but then his strength failed him so we had to come up with an alternative.” The team of about 30 firemen and 10 police officers bored a hole in the second floor of the building and managed to pull out the victim but not before he had lost consciousness. He needed 15 minutes of resuscitation and is still in hospital. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 China, how did you miss this one? Naked E-Bay Seller Viral images of a naked eBay seller have caused a great deal of awkwardness for inadvertent nudie cutie Aimi Jones, but the accidental eBay flashing is sometimes not an accident. Jones, the naked eBay seller in the viral pic, seems genuinely embarrassed about the misstep, which garnered her worldwide attention for her flesh-flash. The British woman said: “I put it on eBay last Saturday morning and realised straight away so ended the sale … But what I didn’t realise was that people could still see it on the site. I reported it to eBay and they took it down, but by then it had gone viral. I’ve had messages from Australia and the US saying nice things but there are some nutters Read more at http://www.inquisitr.com/486354/naked-ebay-seller-prompts-question-is-this-sort-of-thing-an-accident/#lGlyReqvkQbEvyvL.99 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 18, 2013 Author Share Posted January 18, 2013 (edited) China, how did you miss this one?Naked E-Bay Seller Viral images of a naked eBay seller have caused a great deal of awkwardness for inadvertent nudie cutie Aimi Jones, but the accidental eBay flashing is sometimes not an accident. Jones, the naked eBay seller in the viral pic, seems genuinely embarrassed about the misstep, which garnered her worldwide attention for her flesh-flash. The British woman said: “I put it on eBay last Saturday morning and realised straight away so ended the sale … But what I didn’t realise was that people could still see it on the site. I reported it to eBay and they took it down, but by then it had gone viral. I’ve had messages from Australia and the US saying nice things but there are some nutters Read more at http://www.inquisitr.com/486354/naked-ebay-seller-prompts-question-is-this-sort-of-thing-an-accident/#lGlyReqvkQbEvyvL.99 I didn't. I just put it in the Owned thread because she was bottomless, not fully naked and it was more self-ownage than someone running amok. Edited January 18, 2013 by China Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 23, 2013 Author Share Posted January 23, 2013 Naked assailant terrorizes NFM family NORTH FORT MYERS, FL - A North Fort Myers resident was tackled by a naked man who had leapt off his roof Monday evening - and the scene only got more bizarre from there. Deputies were called to 17000 block of Old Bayshore Road just before 7 p.m. to deal with 21-year-old Gregory Matthew Bruni of Venice. The resident said he was lying in bed when he and his wife heard what sounded like thunder. The man went outside and saw Bruni running around on the roof. He allegedly jumped off and onto the victim, hitting him in the shoulder and knocking him down. Deputies say Bruni then ran into the house and pulled a large-screen TV off its stand and dumped the contents of a vacuum onto the floor. Bruni then headed toward the couple's son's bedroom, where several guns were stored, so the man's wife fired three warning shots from a .38 revolver. The arrest report says Bruni fell to the floor - but then began pleasuring himself. He got up off the floor, ran into the son's bedroom and began rubbing clothing on his face. The resident got a shotgun and held Bruni until two deputies arrived. They cleared the home and tried to detain Bruni, who they describe as flailing his arms and legs and talking, but not making any sense. Bruni tried to flee the deputies, and they ended up using a Taser to subdue him. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 24, 2013 Author Share Posted January 24, 2013 A local one from Arlington, VA: Police Respond to Huffing Disturbance According to police, two roommates at the Ballston-based substance abuse treatment center alerted a resident adviser that their roommate had been acting erratically and their room was in disarray. When the resident adviser arrived in the room, the subject was wearing only a t-shirt and had a sheet over his head while allegedly huffing disinfectant spray. The resident adviser called police because the subject was reportedly hissing, speaking in tongues, shaking uncontrollably, trying to eat coins and had attempted to set his mattress on fire. Police say when they arrived and tried to speak with the 18-year-old man, he was naked and still attempting to eat coins. Officers tried taking the man into custody but he didn’t cooperate. The officers gave him a warning but he continued to stay on all fours and growl at them, so they successfully tased him and handcuffed him, according to a police spokesman. The man then attempted to eat the Taser cords, we’re told. Police say once they managed to handcuff the man, the naked subject bent over with his hands still behind his back, and according to the police report “spreads his anus open and proclaims, ‘Who wants some?’” Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted February 5, 2013 Author Share Posted February 5, 2013 4 arrested for defying San Francisco's nudity ban SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - Four protesters were arrested entirely in the buff as they took to the steps of San Francisco City Hall in a brazen challenge of the city's ban on public nudity on Friday, the first day it went into effect. One woman and three men - one wearing just a mesh thong - were taken into custody as about a dozen other protesters in various states of undress paraded around with painted slogans on their bodies, holding up signs with messages such as "The Human Body is Beautiful." Police gave them a 15-minute warning to disperse or put pants on before officers arrested those who failed to cover themselves. The protesters said their arrest would advance the cause of "body freedom." "No matter what, we're going to continue practicing body freedom," said Gypsy Taub, a mother of two who hosts a local cable program devoted to the nudist cause. "In a society that's repressed and crazy, that glorifies war and at the same time criminalizes the human body ... nudity is a political statement." In December, the Board of Supervisors voted 7-4 in favor of the ordinance, which prohibits exposed genitals in most public places, including streets, sidewalks and public transit. A federal judge ruled Tuesday that nudity was not protected free speech and upheld San Francisco's ban on most displays of public nudity. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted February 8, 2013 Author Share Posted February 8, 2013 'Everything was covered in blood. It looked like a murder scene' CORVALLIS, Ore. - A naked woman high on drugs went on a rampage inside a hair salon called The Rage on Tuesday, leaving behind a bloody mess, police said. Officers responding to a burglar alarm at the business followed wet footprints to a broken window in the front door of the salon. They reported hearing someone inside The Rage shouting and smashing things. Police entered the building and found Jelena Monique Taylor, 44, hiding naked in a closet. Taylor was booked on charges of burglary and criminal mischief. Police believe she was on meth. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted February 20, 2013 Author Share Posted February 20, 2013 Nudes check out nudes at Austrian museum VIENNA (AP) - These museum goers didn't just leave their coats at the coat check. They handed over their shirts, trousers and underwear. Everything, in fact, except their shoes and socks. After all, the stone floor can get chilly when you're touring an art exhibit in the nude, which was what more than 60 art lovers did in a special after-hours showing at Vienna's prestigious Leopold museum. For many, the tour of "Nude Men from 1800 to Today" - an exhibit of 300 paintings, photographs, drawings and sculptures focused on the bare male - was a goose-bump-raising instance of life imitating art. "I can't say I'm sweating," said office worker Herbert Korvas as he stood waiting in the atrium with other young men, wearing only socks, sneakers and a smile. Despite the cold, he said he was drawn to the idea of naked museum viewing "because it was something different." Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 (edited) A local one from Arlington, VA:Police Respond to Huffing Disturbance According to police, two roommates at the Ballston-based substance abuse treatment center alerted a resident adviser that their roommate had been acting erratically and their room was in disarray. When the resident adviser arrived in the room, the subject was wearing only a t-shirt and had a sheet over his head while allegedly huffing disinfectant spray. The resident adviser called police because the subject was reportedly hissing, speaking in tongues, shaking uncontrollably, trying to eat coins and had attempted to set his mattress on fire. Police say when they arrived and tried to speak with the 18-year-old man, he was naked and still attempting to eat coins. Officers tried taking the man into custody but he didn’t cooperate. The officers gave him a warning but he continued to stay on all fours and growl at them, so they successfully tased him and handcuffed him, according to a police spokesman. The man then attempted to eat the Taser cords, we’re told. Police say once they managed to handcuff the man, the naked subject bent over with his hands still behind his back, and according to the police report “spreads his anus open and proclaims, ‘Who wants some?’” Click on the link for the full article I'm guessing bath salts was the culprit here. Edited February 20, 2013 by Mr. Sinister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted February 20, 2013 Author Share Posted February 20, 2013 I'm guessing bath salts was the culprit here. I'm curious why you think it was bath salts when the article says it was huffing disinfectant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 4 arrested for defying San Francisco's nudity ban SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - Four protesters were arrested entirely in the buff as they took to the steps of San Francisco City Hall in a brazen challenge of the city's ban on public nudity on Friday, the first day it went into effect. One woman and three men - one wearing just a mesh thong - were taken into custody as about a dozen other protesters in various states of undress paraded around with painted slogans on their bodies, holding up signs with messages such as "The Human Body is Beautiful." Police gave them a 15-minute warning to disperse or put pants on before officers arrested those who failed to cover themselves. The protesters said their arrest would advance the cause of "body freedom." "No matter what, we're going to continue practicing body freedom," said Gypsy Taub, a mother of two who hosts a local cable program devoted to the nudist cause. "In a society that's repressed and crazy, that glorifies war and at the same time criminalizes the human body ... nudity is a political statement." In December, the Board of Supervisors voted 7-4 in favor of the ordinance, which prohibits exposed genitals in most public places, including streets, sidewalks and public transit. A federal judge ruled Tuesday that nudity was not protected free speech and upheld San Francisco's ban on most displays of public nudity. Click on the link for the full article These 4 people picket in front of my building with great frequency. The woman is kind of cute, but it gets old. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 (edited) I'm curious why you think it was bath salts when the article says it was huffing disinfectant. Guess I'm not all that familiar with every known side effect of huffing. I just assumed that he was on something else and then started huffing on top of it. I didn't see anywhere in the quoted part where it said that was the direct cause of his behavior, only that it was what he was doing when they found him. Edited February 20, 2013 by Mr. Sinister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted February 25, 2013 Author Share Posted February 25, 2013 Couple's naked protest causes gridlock Two lovers banned from seeing each other by their parents brought traffic to a standstill when they stripped off and threatened to leap from a bridge. The couple kept police and rescuers at bay for more than two hours as they stayed locked in a passionate clinch on a flyover 30ft above a motorway in China. "Our parents say we can't be together but we want to show people we have nothing to hide," they told a bemused crowd in Guangzhou, Guangdong province. "We won't come down until everyone has seen how much we mean to each other and that our parents will never be able to pull us apart," they added. Click on the link for the full article and a potentially NSFW pic ---------- Post added February-25th-2013 at 02:43 PM ---------- http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=UCzejSt8s7I#! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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