balki1867 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 By my rough calculation, Florida has less than 6 percent of the nation's population, but over 50 percent of the bizarre incidents in this thread. Oh Florida. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted July 17, 2015 Author Share Posted July 17, 2015 Naked man steals police car video at link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted July 22, 2015 Author Share Posted July 22, 2015 Police: Naked man arrested while walking dog An Aiken man was arrested after neighbors saw him walking his dog naked on Barbara Lane on Saturday evening. ............. 46, was arrested by Aiken Department of Public Safety officers who charged him with indecent exposure. Police responded to the scene at 7:21 p.m. and made contact with one of ******’s neighbors who said ****** had been walking around outside naked for a long time before going back inside to get his dog, according to reports. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted July 24, 2015 Author Share Posted July 24, 2015 Naked truck thief nabbed near Austin UPDATE: The stolen vehicle and suspect were found Wednesday evening in Travis County, TX (Austin area) over 200 miles from Unity Park in Highland Village. The suspect was taken into custody by the Travis County Sheriff’s Office. NEW DETAILS: Highland Village police are now saying that the nude man allegedly approached the Highland Village Public Works SUV while a city employee was sitting in the parked vehicle. After telling the employee that he needed 911, he grabbed the partially rolled down driver’s side window and broke it off, according to Laurie Mullens, police spokesperson. He then got into the vehicle and the city employee exited the SUV through the passenger door. Click on the link for the full story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted August 13, 2015 Author Share Posted August 13, 2015 Waukesha police say naked pickup driver, high on LSD, rammed 2 squad cars during wild chase WAUKESHA, Wis. — Waukesha police say a naked pickup truck driver rammed two squad cars before crashing his vehicle during a wild chase near Carroll University. Police said in a statement Wednesday they believe the suspect was high on LSD during the incident Tuesday night and that he had just been involved in a domestic dispute. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted August 24, 2015 Author Share Posted August 24, 2015 I'm guessing he was one of the knights who say "Ni!" "Bring me a shrubbery...and not any shrubbery, I want a nice one!" Stratford Man Accused Of Performing Sex Act With Shrubbery STRATFORD (AP) — An 81-year-old Stratford man has been charged with public indecency, accused of performing a sex act with some shrubbery. Police tell the Connecticut Post (http://bit.ly/1glTcJX ) they arrested Wallace Berg Monday after a neighbor showed them a video he took of a naked Berg in the bushes outside Berg's home. Police say the neighbor told them he confronted Berg who then stopped the indecent behavior, covered himself with a grill cover, apologized and went into his house. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted October 1, 2015 Author Share Posted October 1, 2015 OK, what's up with the dude's pointy head? Naked Man Arrested After Allegedly Assaulting 75-Year-Old Woman as She Walked Dog in Irvine A man who was naked when he allegedly assaulted a 75-year-old woman and forcibly took her dog has been arrested, the Irvine Police Department announced on Wednesday. Officers responded to a report of a man acting strangely on Rockwood Street at around 2:30 p.m. Tuesday and found the suspect, 51-year-old Craig Andrew Ledbetter, naked and aggressively swinging a stick, Irvine police officials said in a news release. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balki1867 Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 OK, what's up with the dude's pointy head? It looks like one of those things where they take half of someone's face, flip it and duplicate it to form a complete "face" except that its one side of the face twice. And when you're not perfectly in the middle, it either gives you a tiny pointy head or a gigantic forehead depending on which way you're leaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Bullet head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 he is a handsome devil. but he needs a green jacket and a pot-o-gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted October 15, 2015 Author Share Posted October 15, 2015 Woman arrested after nude rampage at East Anchorage Subway, APD says A woman was arrested at an East Anchorage Subway restaurant Tuesday night after what police described as a destructive rampage in the nude. Police spokeswoman Anita Shell said Wednesday morning that 35-year-old Nikki Abrell was held on a felony count of third-degree criminal mischief, as well as misdemeanor charges of third-degree criminal mischief and resisting arrest. Jennifer Castro, the department's communications director, said the call from the restaurant in the Chugach Square shopping area on Tudor Road initially came in at about 7:30 p.m. as a request for officers to check on the welfare of a woman locked in the sandwich shop’s bathroom. “She’d been in the bathroom for over an hour,” Castro said. “They kept banging on the door to check on her -- she said she’d come out, but she never did.” About an hour later, Castro said, the incident took a violent turn before the restaurant's scheduled closing time at 9 p.m. “About 8:20, we're getting reports that this woman is now naked inside the store and she’s tearing the store apart,” Castro said. “The other employees had evacuated themselves out of the store and she was locked inside the store, tearing everything up.” Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted October 22, 2015 Author Share Posted October 22, 2015 (edited) 'Drunk Sun Express plane passenger strips off and asks stewardess for sex' forcing flight to make emergency landing A drunk man allegedly stripped off on an aeroplane and asked a stewardess for sex - forcing the plane to make an emergency landing. Click on the link for the full article ------------------------------------------------------ Naked teen charges officer, gets Tasered OCEANSIDE — A naked teen suspected of trying to steal a car and an airplane was Tasered and then arrested after charging officers Friday, police said. A man was in his car on Airport Road near Tsunami Skydiving when a bleeding, naked 18-year-old man started banging on his windows about 7 a.m., Oceanside police Lt. Leonard Cosby said. The victim called police and said the man, who claimed he had a gun, was trying to get inside the vehicle. Two officers arrived. The naked man reportedly clenched his fists and walked aggressively toward one of the officers who ordered the man to stop. He didn't, and the officer shot him with his Taser, Cosby said. Click on the link for the full article Edited October 22, 2015 by China Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted November 5, 2015 Author Share Posted November 5, 2015 Police charge naked man with mischief A 31-year-old Napanee man was charged with mischief on Monday night after reports in Kingston's west end of a man running naked through neighbourhoods, parks and the backyards of area homes. At approximately 6 p.m., Kingston Police reveived multiple calls about the man in the area of Malabar Drive, Dolshire Street and Arbour Ridge Park off Centennial Drive near the Frontenac Mall. Police received a complaint that the man broke the rear window of a home with the homeowner present. After speaking to residents about the man, officers couldn't immediately find him due to darkness, but one officer, driving a Police SUV, heard shouting coming from a marshy area in the park and, using his searchlight at Arbour Ridge Park, was able to locate the man waist deep in the swamp. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted November 5, 2015 Author Share Posted November 5, 2015 Naked man arrested after Rochester police chase, implicated in MSP bomb threat ROCHESTER, Minn. -- A bomb squad is investigating the contents of a car that was chased by Rochester police Wednesday and implicated in a bomb threat at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport. Rochester police received a tip about noon of a naked man masturbating in his car and honking the car horn. When the man fled police in a brief car chase, officers realized the vehicle matched the description of one described in a bomb threat at the Twin Cities airport earlier in the day, according to Rochester Police Department Capt. John Sherwin. The man stopped his car at Crossroads Center shopping center and surrendered to police, and he was taken to a nearby hospital for psychiatric evaluation. Sherwin said after the man was taken from the scene, a bomb-sniffing police dog was brought in and gave a positive signal for explosives in the back seat of the car, where the driver left behind a bag and briefcase. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted November 18, 2015 Author Share Posted November 18, 2015 Alleged trespasser found drunk and naked with pigs in hog barn A 65-year-old man is charged with trespassing on a neighbor's Manor Township farm after police found him drunk and naked in a hog barn. Larry William Henry, of Safe Harbor Road, is charged with indecent exposure, criminal trespass and public drunkenness regarding the June 26 incident on a Coffee Street Road farm. Henry was previously banned from being on the farm after he was found trespassing there in 2011, an arrest affidavit shows. However, police allege, Henry broke the order and was naked with pigs inside a barn on the night of June 26. "I just like pigs," Henry told officers who asked why he was there, the affidavit shows. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted November 18, 2015 Author Share Posted November 18, 2015 Woman puts ketchup on naked body at Miami Beach Johnny Rockets, police say MIAMI BEACH, Fla. - A 23-year-old woman is facing lewd and lascivious conduct charges after pouring ketchup on her naked body at a Miami Beach Johnny Rockets restaurant. The incident was reported Oct. 9 at the restaurant at 728 Ocean Drive. Video of the incident was posted on social media, and a be-on-the-lookout was issued for the woman's arrest. Miami Beach police arrested Angelic Isabella Valle on Thursday on charges of lewd and lascivious behavior, incite to riot, indecent exposure and disorderly conduct. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 (edited) Here's one for you, China. http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Woman-s-Bay-Bridge-strip-tease-ties-up-traffic-6642667.php Woman’s Bay Bridge strip tease ties up traffic By Peter Fimrite Updated 11:12 am, Thursday, November 19, 2015 A young woman turned the evening commute into a rather thrilling adventure Wednesday, stripping down to her underwear while strolling down the middle lanes of the Bay Bridge. The striptease caused quite a backup as California Highway Patrol vehicles flashed lights and cars swerved around trying to avoid the strolling exhibitionist, who was eventually arrested and taken to San Francisco General Hospital for a psychiatric evaluation. The garment shedding began shortly after 6 p.m. when several motorists reported seeing a woman wearing blue jeans and a long sweater running onto eastbound Interstate 80 at the Fifth Street on ramp in San Francisco, according to CHP Officer Peter Van Eckhardt. “She began losing clothing as she walked in the center lane,” Van Eckhardt said. “She definitely had everyone’s attention there. Fortunately she wasn't hit by traffic because she was moving around a lot and cars were whizzing by.” Patrol officers soon caught up to her and began flashing their lights and running interference, but the freeway flasher ignored them and continued stripping, he said. The woman walked for about 20 minutes until officers managed to corral her at the center anchorage between the two bridge towers. “At the end, she was either naked or down to just a bra and panties,” Van Eckhardt said. “It ended up slowing down traffic significantly. She was not the happiest person to go for a ride. She was enjoying her walk, I guess.” Edited November 19, 2015 by The Evil Genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted November 20, 2015 Author Share Posted November 20, 2015 Half-naked, but we'll allow it: Police Taser Woman Who Was Just Trying to Sleep Pantsless in a Grease Dumpster In case you're wondering, yes, a grease dumpster is exactly what it sounds like. It's a dumpster where a restaurant disposes of used grease and cooking oil. The incident happened on Fort Myers Beach at the Lani Kai, an infamous Polynesian-themed resort and nightlife hotspot. Lee County Sheriff's deputies came across Anna Marzita Shinkle at 2 a.m. last Friday. She was sound asleep, curled up inside the Lani Kai's grease dumpster. Her shirt was on, but her pants were around her ankles. Naturally, she was also covered in grease. A deputy tried to wake her, but Shinkle was apparently having the sleep of her life inside the grease dumpster. She told the deputies to "go **** yourself" and threatened to cut them and "**** us up." The fire department showed up and tried to remove Shinkle from the dumpster, but they soon learned it's difficult to get ahold of a woman covered in grease. She held onto the dumpster and wouldn't budge. Deputies warned Shinkle she'd be tasered if she didn't calm down, but she remained aggressive and received the shock. Click on the link for the full story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 in an unrelated story... a mysterious spark started a grease-fire in Lana-Kai. the smell of BBQ wafted over neighboring houses for hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted November 25, 2015 Author Share Posted November 25, 2015 Naked Man in Town for Drug Policy Reform Conference Charged With Possession of Bath Salts: Police Sources A man visiting the Washington, D.C. area for a conference on drug reforms was charged with possession of the drug bath salts after police found him completely naked in a flower bed, police sources told News4. Police took 29-year-old Hector Anaya Segura into custody after responding to a call for a naked man in a flower bed on Crystal Drive in the Crystal City neighborhood of Arlington, Virginia, just after midnight Sunday. Segura was sweating profusely, screaming profanities and began pounding on a police cruiser, sources said. Officers attempted to subdue him without violence, then used a Taser unsuccessfully, sources said. A Taser was used again after the first attempt seemed to have no effect. Segura, a Mexican citizen, was in town for the 2015 International Drug Policy Reform Conference at the Crystal Gateway Marriott. The event brings together people who think the war on drugs does more harm than good. Click on the link for more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 4, 2015 Author Share Posted December 4, 2015 1000 miles for a burger? Must be some burger. Naked man charged with stealing Hungry Jack’s Whopper from car in Derby A NAKED man was arrested and charged after he allegedly stole a Whopper from a man’s car in Derby, 2400km north of Perth. Derby police say the local man stole the Hungry Jack’s burger from a tradesman’s car parked in the remote town. The tradesman had organised for a friend to bring him several Whoppers from Darwin (no less than 1800km north-east) in the days prior to the alleged theft. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 10, 2015 Author Share Posted December 10, 2015 Cops: Naked Man, 19, Carjacked Federal Express Truck, But Could Not Figure Out How To Drive Vehicle A naked man who carjacked a Federal Express delivery truck--but then fled the vehicle when he could not figure out how to drive it--has been arrested, according to California police. Investigators allege that Albert Luna, 19, got into the truck around 7 PM Saturday as the driver was removing a package from the rear of the vehicle, which was parked in front of a residence in the city of Coachella. Luna demanded the truck’s keys, which were turned over by the driver (who, cops report, “ran to a nearby residence and reported the incident”). While Luna succeeded in starting the truck, the accused carjacker’s getaway was not smooth. He “did not know how to operate the vehicle and fled the area on foot, abandoning the victim's vehicle,” according to police. ... It is unclear why Luna was naked when he sought to boost the Fed Ex truck. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 6, 2016 Author Share Posted January 6, 2016 Father-of-two stripped naked and urinated on loaves of bread in Co-op A MAN who stripped naked and urinated on bread in a County Durham grocery shop has been tagged. Father-of-two Adam James Potts was handed a curfew for causing chaos in The Co-operative Food store. Newton Aycliffe Magistrates' Court on Wednesday (December 30) heard the defendant, of Arthur Terrace, Stanley, went into the store in Crook at about 9pm on December 6 where he appeared to be intoxicated. Alison Howey, prosecuting, said he was seen on CCTV approaching the bread display where he urinated on the products and shelves - ruining £163 worth of stock. The 33-year-old then pulled items off the shelves and kicked the fixtures and fitting, making his way around the shop shouting and swearing. Magistrates were told Potts removed all his clothes and "played with his genitals" before smashing bottles. Members of staff left the shop floor and used the tannoy to evacuate the store. Ms Howey said as the defendant was led out by police he headbutted one of the officers. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 11, 2016 Author Share Posted January 11, 2016 Federal judge dismisses nude protester's claim that police violated his rights by arresting him On May 23, 2014, Mglej removed his clothes and lay them in front of the courthouse by the Thomas Jefferson quote, "The boisterous sea of liberty is never without a wave'' that graces the side of the building. He stood and played violin in front of the courthouse, then sat down on the ground amid posters he made. After several warnings, police arrested Mglej and he was booked into the Multnomah County Detention Center. He was charged with violating a city ordinance that forbids people from exposing their genitalia in public and in the presence of the opposite sex. State prosecutors last spring dismissed Mglej's charges. In federal court Friday, Mglej alleged that he had a right to protest in the nude. He cited the 2012 case of a man who disrobed at the Portland International Airport, fed up with what he saw as the invasive body scans and pat downs by the Transportation Security Administration. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted February 11, 2016 Author Share Posted February 11, 2016 Amorous couple's ride on the High Roller ends with felony arrest The High Roller Club grew by two on the afternoon of Feb. 5, when a security officer noticed the only passengers in Cabin 16, a man and woman, smoking and undressing. "The guests in Cabin 17 didn't seem to notice, but the guests in Cabin 15 not only noticed but were video recording the acts" with their cell phones, according to court documents. Surveillance video — not yet made public — also caught the action on the Caesars Entertainment attraction at the center-Strip Linq. Security officers used the intercom to tell the amorous couple to "please put all cigarettes out and put all clothes back on." They stopped, briefly sat down, but then went back at it. They refused a second request to end the tryst. That's when the Las Vegas police were called. The 550-foot-diameter wheel with its 28 cabins each big enough to hold 40 people didn't stop rolling — it's continual motion. At the end of the 30-minute ride the fully clothed tourists, Chloe Scordianos, 21, of Hicksville, NY, and Philip Frank Panzica III, 27, of Houston, Texas, were pulled from the giant glass ball and charged with committing sex acts in public, a felony. The criminal complaint alleges extensive nudity and cunnilingus on the world's tallest observation wheel, which is billed as "The Happiest Half Hour in Vegas!" Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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