Naked People Run Amok

[pjfootballer]

Hotel guy should have asked those two guys to get a cleaning lady or send someone from the desk up to 208. I would have never moved from the door.

[China]

Reminds me of a Mr. Bean episode:

Full Episode Here

[China]

Naked Vegan Cooking Blog Promotes Kitchen Nudity, Positive Body Image (NSFW PHOTOS)

When Jess, Greta, and Zach moved in together, they decided to bare more than their souls to each other -- at least in the kitchen.

Jess, 24, and Greta, 21, became instant cooking competitors, constantly trying to out-do the other in creative recipes. Zach, 24, just liked to walk around naked.

Then one day the three students from Manchester, UK, decided to put the competition -- and their duds -- behind them.

They stripped down and started nakedvegancooking.com, a website where the roommates and contributors share vegan recipes that they cooked in the nude.

"We realized that by going naked, we created a platform to talk about a whole bunch of issues we are interested in," Jess explained to the Huffington Post in an email.

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[mcsluggo]

see now.. THAT is the type of story this thread needs more of

more naked fluff, less naked horor, none of the "...and the insane **** was gunned down naked in the street after he had diced and eaten his family..."

Edited February 27, 2013 by mcsluggo

[China]

Police: Naked man crashes vehicle into Susquehanna River after high-speed chase

A man wanted for a carjacking in Maryland led police on a chase in York County on Sunday morning - driving 90 mph at times and trying to ram police twice - then drove a stolen minivan into the Susquehanna River.

When police arrived near the crashed vehicle in Goldsboro, the man "was standing on top of the car, naked, as the vehicle was submerging," Springettsbury Township Police Chief Thomas Hyers said.

The chase originated in Springettsbury Township about 10:15 a.m., and was first reported as an erratic driver in a green minivan taxi cab, Hyers said.

It crossed three jurisdictions, Springettsbury Township, Northern York County Regional and Newberry Township.

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When Springettsbury Township Police spotted it, the minivan was traveling with a flat tire. When officers tried to stop the minivan, it fled, traveled into Manchester Township, and got on Interstate 83, Romine said.

The minivan reached speeds of 80-90 mph while on I-83 North, Hyers said. It then got off I-83 and drove into Newberry Township's jurisdiction, and eventually into Goldsboro, Romine said.

Goldsboro resident Adrienne Intrieri, 24, said she was in her home watching television when a car sped by, with several police vehicles behind it.

"So I knew something was going on," she said. "It's kind of crazy - stuff like this doesn't happen around here."

"It was a minivan floating down the river with a naked guy on it waving his underwear over his head," said Michael Shirk of Goldsboro.

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[China]

Kinnelon woman was naked, bloody and screaming in Bloomingdale, cops say

Bloomingdale - A 50-year-old Kinnelon woman was found bloody, naked and screaming just off of the Hamburg Turnpike near the Quick Chek in Bloomingdale Wednesday morning, police said.

Bloomingdale Sgt. Michael Boffa, Sgt. Mark Gildersleeve, Patrol Officer Kevin Peirsel and Patrol Officer Daniel Fletcher arrived on the scene around 9:45 a.m. and found Teresa Blair on the ground, Fletcher said in a news release.

Blair, who was naked and had blood from various injuries on her head, mouth, arms and legs, was conscious, but incoherent, Fletcher said.

Blair, who would only yell at police officers, refused to allow officers to cover her body, he said.

After multiple attempts to render assistance, officers were forced to confine Blair for the safety of the officers and additional responding personnel, Fletcher said.

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Fletcher said there was no sign of criminal activity, but prescription medication was found in the apartment and a bottle of vodka was located in the bathroom.

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[China]

Are they sure it was the chemicals and not the sight of the nude man dancing?

Naked driver danced after crash; chemicals sicken cops

Several law-enforcement officers were sickened by an apparent chemical exposure Wednesday after authorities arrived to a single-vehicle crash to find the driver dancing naked in the street, according to Orange County Fire Rescue.

According to Fire Rescue spokesman John Mulhall, rescuers were called to Via Hacienda Circle near Honour Road in Orange County just before 8 a.m., after a vehicle crashed into a wall.

They arrived to find the driver had exited the vehicle and "was stripped naked and was dancing around in the street," Mulhall said.

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[China]

Naked man attacks St. Landry deputy, subdued with stun gun

LAFAYETTE — A state trooper, who saw a naked man struggling with a St. Landry Parish deputy in the deputy’s squad car on Interstate 49, fired his handgun and then stunned the alleged attacker with a stun gun, State Police Troop I said Thursday.

State Police said Byron Simon, 22, of Ville Platte, ran naked to the deputy’s squad car, jumped inside and began struggling with the deputy, who was responding to a report about a two-vehicle wreck at about 4:20 p.m. Wednesday.

State trooper Travis Gallow, who also was responding to the accident, drove up to the deputy, who was pulled over near mile marker 40, and saw Simon fighting with him inside the car, State Police said.

Gallow fired his handgun, then used his stun gun to subdue Simon, according to the State Police.

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[skinsmarydu]

Don't we all get a little crazy at 4:20 every day?

(Granted, for most of us it ends at about 4:25...)

[China]

CMU Parade Controversy Over Naked Woman, Dressed As Pope

PITTSBURGH (KDKA) – Students at Carnegie Mellon say it’s freedom of expression, but the Catholic Diocese of Pittsburgh calls it inappropriate and disrespectful.

At an annual art school parade, a female student dressed up as the pope, and was naked from the waist down while she passed out condoms.

Even more, witnesses say the woman had shaved her pubic hair in the shape of a cross.

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[mcsluggo]

see now... THIS is the kind of "naked people run amok" article that i can enthusiastically endorse!

[China]

Report: Man strips naked after claiming to be a monkey outside 7-Eleven

DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. —

A man in Daytona Beach called police from a 7-Eleven convenience store, and when an officer arrived at the scene, Daylen Holloman, 20, would not explain why he called authorities, according to an arrest report.

The report states that Holloman was taken outside and the officer asked him several questions, including "What's going on?" "Who are you?" "Where are you from?" He replied, "I don't know" to all of the questions, except one.

When the officer asked Holloman, "What do you know?" he replied, "I know I'm a monkey." The officer then said Holloman removed his clothing to prove to the officer he was a monkey, and not human, since the officer stated that humans wear clothes.

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[China]

Naked suspect charged with home invasion, drug possession

(KMOV.com) -- Authorities have filed charges against a Metro-East man after a woman allegedly found him in her bathroom holding a weapon and using drugs.

Ronald McGruder was charged with home invasion, aggravated battery, unlawful restraint, and unlawful possession of controlled substance early Saturday morning.

According to court documents, Washington Park police received a call about a home invasion last Wednesday around 4:30 p.m in the 1500 block of North 48th St.

The victim told police she entered her apartment and a naked male subject came out of her bathroom holding a hammer and a crack pipe.

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[China]

Naked man arrested after knocking on door, running through yards

The first time Rosvelt D. Campbell knocked on a stranger's door in Deltona, he was wearing clothes and carrying a large walking stick.

The next day — Sunday — Campbell returned to the woman's house off East Normandy Boulevard, deputies say, without the stick — or any pants.

"He has not a stitch of clothes on him," the unidentified woman told a 911 dispatcher Sunday morning.

Campbell left her house after she refused to open the door, reports show.

Volusia County Sheriff's Office deputies responded to the area and spotted Campbell walking northbound on Stillwater Avenue toward Henderson street.

Campbell spotted the deputy and started to flee on foot, according to the arrest report.

Several citizens told deputies they saw Campbell running through their yards eastbound toward Saxon Boulevard.

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[China]

2 women, 2 children take a naked stroll

By most accounts, it was a normal Saturday afternoon stroll with the family.

A woman in her 20s was walking with her 40-something-year-old mother and her toddler while carrying her newborn baby in her arms. Everyone was smiling and enjoying the spring weather.

The only thing missing? Their clothes.

Two women and two children walking naked in the 6000 block of Providence Road caused traffic delays on Saturday afternoon, Charlotte-Mecklenburg police said.

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When police stopped the women, they said “the Lord told them to get naked and walk down the street,” Farley said.

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[China]

Collegian, 21, Is Rescued Off Colorado Mountain After Getting High On Mushrooms, Stripping Off Her Clothes

Meet Taylor Powers.

The college student, 21, had to be rescued yesterday afternoon off a Colorado mountain after she ingested mushrooms, stripped off her clothes, and scuffled with two classmates with whom she had been hiking.

After receiving a 911 call that a female hiker was “high on mushrooms and in distress,” Boulder County Sheriff’s Office deputies and other assorted rescue personnel (35 in total) responded to Chautauqua Park.

Powers, seen above, was located by a park ranger who discovered that the University of Colorado undergrad had “removed all of her clothing and was being restrained” by two male companions.

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[China]

Naked man tased after spitting on cop for denying head-butt invitation

 

What is the fastest way to land behind bars?

A: Stand on a stranger's porch naked

B: Ask the police if head-butting them will send you to jail

C: Spit in an officer's face

D: All of the above

If you answered "D" — you could have given Thomas Edwards Jr. a few pointers early Sunday morning.  The 22-year-old had a run-in with several Casselberry police officers after a homeowner called 911 to say a man had knocked on his door and was stripping down on his back porch.

 

When officers arrived about 3:45 a.m., an arrest report said, Edwards was "completely naked." They told him to put his boxers back on.

 

Edwards, who said his name was "Zim," told officers his girlfriend invited him over so that he could propose to her. She wanted him to strip down, he said.

 

Edwards told police "he just wanted to go to jail" and asked if head-butting an officer would get him there. "I told him not to try it," one of the responding officers reported.

 

Edwards then told the officer he would spit in his face. "I again told him not to try it," the officer stated. Not long after, Edwards stood up and walked toward the officer, who told him to sit back down.

 

Edwards then spat in the officer's face, the report said.

 

Another officer tased Edwards in the left hip and thigh. Edwards fell, scraping his knee and foot on the driveway. He rolled over and pulled the taser prongs out. Edwards didn't get to propose to his girlfriend that morning, but he did get what he asked for: a trip to jail.

 

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[China]

Naked cyclists bring Mexico City streets to standstill

 

Thousands of naked cyclists have ridden through the streets of Mexico City to mark the World Naked Bike Ride.

 

The event is to raise awareness of the importance of cycling for exercise and as a way to reduce fossil fuels.

 

Organisers say riding naked also highlights the fragility of the human body and the need for drivers to be more careful on busy city streets.

The movement began nine years ago in Canada and has been held every year in various cities around the world.

Traffic in Mexico City came to a standstill as onlookers stared in amazement or took photographs of the cyclists - naked or semi-naked - streaming past some of the city's most famous landmarks.

 

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Edited June 10, 2013 by China

[HogNose]

Woman missing in Washington state forest after going on naked 'spiritual quest' with nothing but a fanny pack
 

Authorities are searching for a Washington woman who was last seen walking away from a campground in nothing but a fanny pack to go on a 'spiritual quest'.

 

Maureen Kelly, 19, went missing early Sunday night from the Canyon Creek Campground in the Gifford Pinchot National Forest in southwest Washington, according to KPTV.

A friend told the Skamania County Sheriff's office that Kelly left the campsite to go on a naked 'spiritual quest' with nothing but a fanny pack, but she never returned.

 

 

 

 

Edited June 12, 2013 by HogNose

[HogNose]

Nude Man Attacks Passengers, Does Gymnastics At San Francisco BART

 

 

A video emerged Monday depicting a bizarre incident at a San Francisco BART station last month, with a naked man accosting several passengers and doing flips, handstands, the splits and other gymnastic maneuvers on the BART turnstiles.

The video, recorded May 10 by a BART station agent at the 16th Street Mission Station, shows the man lunge at and attack several passengers, and at one point pound the ground while passengers step gingerly around him.

The video also shows a BART maintenance worker trying to block the man from getting close to passengers. The station agent recording the video helps one woman, who is visibly distressed, hide from the man in the booth.

“Oh my God, I cannot believe that,” the station agent is heard saying as the man does a handstand.

The man was identified by BART police as 24-year-old Yeiner Garizabalo. Friends said Tuesday he goes by Yeiner Perez and is a dedicated acrobat and performer. The episode, they said, was strongly out of character.

“He’s been through a lot of stress — he seems to have been having a breakdown,” said Slim Chance, who leads the Berkeley circus troupe ClownSnotBombs. Perez was a member from January to early May. “That seems to be the tip of it right there. I just can’t tell you anything more because I don’t really know what his state is. It’s not at all like his normal character.”

Chance said Perez, normally a “workaholic acrobat,” stopped showing up to the group’s practices several days before the episode.

“I don’t think it was anything with drugs,” Chance said. “I don’t know. We’re thinking he may have even had a stroke sometime last year. We’ve been trying to piece it together ourselves.”

A version of the video, edited by the Chronicle to remove some nudity, is below. It still contains nudity and profanity, so please view with caution.

 

(The original version can be viewed 

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(edited video)

http://bcove.me/t4nbvlml

Edited June 12, 2013 by HogNose

[China]

Nude bikers who dare to be bare will hit the streets on Saturday

 

The World Naked Bike Ride will be this Saturday.

 

Lady Godiva is trading in her horse for wheels.

Hordes of nude bikers will strip down and cycle all over Brooklyn and Manhattan as part of the World Naked Bike Ride on Saturday.

Daring cyclists are taking to the streets to protest quality of life issues like the use of fossil fuels and to promote the human form with
their bare bodies.

Cleverly applied body paint, pasties and even hot pants for more modest riders are also allowed in the “bare as you dare” group ride.

“The naked truth is that the people need a lot more freedom in this city,” said organizer Benjamin Shepard who’s planning to wear Freddie Mercury-style short-shorts.

“It should be more ass and less gas.”

City law allows women to go topless — but going bottomless is frowned upon (at least by the men in blue).

Organizers said no one has gotten detained or ticketed for going commando, but they do instruct buff riders to cover up to the minimum when approached by cops.

 

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[China]

Teenage naked motorcyclist arrested

 

A teenage motorcyclist has been arrested in the US - for riding wearing nothing but a boot to protect his modesty.

Police say Billy Buckley, 18, rode his bike naked for 20 minutes from Chickasha Lake to Chickasha, Oklahoma, to win a $50 bet.

"The fact that he was holding his boot over his business tells me that he was at least a little modest," Police Major Elip Moore told
The Huffington Post.

"If he had hit the ground, that would have been an instant meat grinder."

 

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Edited July 1, 2013 by China

[China]

Naked man in hotel parking lot arrested on drug charges

 

SPRING MILLS - A New Mexico man was arrested on drug charges Tuesday after he was found by police rolling around naked and shouting he was on fire in the parking lot of a hotel in Berkeley County.

 

Riley J. Newman, 50, of Deming, was later arraigned on felony charges of manufacturing crack cocaine and transporting a controlled substance into the state, as well as misdemeanor charges of possession of cocaine, obstructing a law enforcement officer and indecent exposure.

 

According to court records, at about 12:23 a.m. Tuesday, the West Virginia State Police were dispatched to a report of a naked male causing a disturbance at the Holiday Inn Express in Spring Mills.

When police arrived at the scene, they saw a nude man, later identified as Newman, rolling from side to side on the ground in the
parking lot and screaming, "I'm on fire. I'm on fire," records show.

 

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[China]

Naked, unconscious woman found in Acura stolen from Delray Beach dealership

 

PALM SPRINGS, Fla. -- Police say they found a naked woman passed out behind the wheel of a stolen car in a Palm Springs parking lot.

Melonie Mahfouz, 36, of Delray Beach, was arrested Monday by Palm Springs police and charged with grand theft of a motor vehicle. She's accused of stealing the Acura from a Delray Beach dealership where it was being serviced.

The owner of the car said he had taken it to the dealership to have its locks changed because the car had recently been stolen.

He thought the car was still there – until police showed up at his house Monday and told him they'd found it 12 miles from the dealership, with the naked Mahfouz inside. The car owner told police Mahfouz may have gotten the keys during a visit to his home, according to the report.

Officers responded to the 3100 block of Lake Worth Road around noon Monday after getting a report of a naked and unresponsive woman locked in a car.

They found Mahfouz in the running Acura, breathing but unresponsive, according to her arrest report.

 

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FLASHER ALERT: Man fondles, exposes himself on Venice Beaches

 

Venice, Florida - There's a serial flasher on the loose in Venice, and he's been doing dirty deeds in the daylight.

The mystery man was caught in the act, fondling himself, by a young 24-year-old Venice native who was at the beach with her friend. The two were sunbathing Monday afternoon close to the beach hot spot Sharky's.

 

The young woman snapped a picture on her cell phone, which could now be the most important piece of evidence in this case. The man's hand is seen on his private area, and he's naked. The picture is excellent quality.

 

 

Also, a tattoo can be seen on the man's arm, which could be the key to identifying him.

 

"I was so scared," the victim told 10 News. "It was disgusting. I couldn't watch, but I wanted to keep an eye on him, sort of. I didn't
know what he was going to do next."

 

This flasher is bold. 

 

He was just a few feet away from the young woman and her friend when he began masturbating, making eye contact with them. 

 

"He seemed to be excited- to be enjoying it," the victim told 10 News.

 

It all began when he dropped the ladies a letter on notebook paper as he passed their blanket.  

 

He said, "hey," and kept walking.

 

The note offered the women $200 if he could kiss their bottoms.  He said he'd give each of them $100 if they complied, and told them "to wave" if they wanted to seal the deal. 

 

They said he waved the money in front of them as he paced back and forth waiting for their response, but they kept their heads on their beach blanket, and put their sunglasses on as they took the cell phone picture and dialed 911.

 

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