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and... it turns out the dude in that story was supposed to get married later that day.... to a different woman.

however, he discovered that his fiance might be pregnant with another man's baby, so he picks up the 2nd woman and has payback sex.  Turns out the fiance was not pregnant. Whoops.  And the fiance then bails him out of jail. So it appears all these good people are going to go on with their lives.  God bless the internet.

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however, he discovered that his fiance might be pregnant with another man's baby, so he picks up the 2nd woman and has payback sex.  Turns out the fiance was not pregnant. Whoops.  And the fiance then bails him out of jail. So it appears all these good people are going to go on with their lives.  God bless the internet.

 

begin countdown to their inevitable reality TV show.

 

 

Count:   day 1

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Naked man fixes water problem, arrested

 

A woman in Tilbury was concerned about the plumbing at her house earlier in January, and called Ron Reaume's Plumbing for assistance.

 

Ron Reaume himself showed up, stripped naked in front of her, and put his overalls on. After completing the job, he stripped again, and put his regular clothes back on.

 

Police think this may have been a reoccurring scenario.

 

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MSP: Man was watching porn while driving before fatal crash
 

POSTED:JAN 26 2016 03:14PM EST

UPDATED:JAN 26 2016 05:20PM EST

 

The Michigan State Police Department said Tuesday that a man died after rolling his car on the ramp from the Lodge to I-75 was watching pornography while driving.

 

The accident happened early Sunday morning just after 3:30. Michigan State Police troopers were called to the ramp from the Lodge to southbound I-75 on a one-car accident. The preliminary investigation revealed the driver of the car was watching a movie while behind the wheel, police said on Monday.

 

The driver was not wearing a seat belt when he lost control and rolled the car. He was partially ejected through the sunroof and died on scene.

 

On Tuesday, FOX 2 was speaking with Michigan State Police troopers about a different story when MSP revealed the man had been watching pornography and masturbating while driving. MSP also said the 58-year-old man was not wearing pants at the time of the crash.

 

this is the entire article... but we had to get to the last line (to make it thread appropriate, obviously)

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Officials arrest naked man who led them on a slow pursuit

 

BATON ROUGE, La. (AP)   According to an East Baton Rouge Parish report, Cooper pulled into the grounds of the Formosa Plastics chemical plant in Baton Rouge wearing only socks and a T-shirt. Deputies say he screamed for someone to help him, claiming there was someone else inside the vehicle. The report says no one else could be seen in or around his SUV.

 

Cooper then drove off, leading deputies on a slow-moving pursuit. He finally stopped after deputies blocked his SUV and was arrested.

 

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Naked man tries to free La Niña replica ship

 

A naked man momentarily evaded police and attempted to liberate a Columbus replica ship for a predawn voyage early Wednesday.

Just after 6 a.m., Corpus Christi police were called to the Peoples Street T-Head and saw the 29-year-old naked man in the water. He was hanging off the bulkhead of a vessel in the water, according to a news release.

 

He refused help from officers to get out of the bay, and instead swam across the channel to the Lawrence Street T-Head. The naked man then removed the mooring lines connecting the last remaining Columbus replica ship, La Niña, to the dock before climbing the stairs of Joe's Crab Shack, police said.

 

While standing on the ledge of the third-floor balcony of the restaurant, police took him into custody.

 

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Naked dancing woman shuts down Highway 290  
KHOU.com Staff12:15 p.m. CST March 7, 2016
 
HARRIS COUNTY, Texas - ​A standoff with a naked woman dancing on top of a big rig finally ended Monday morning when police and firefighters took her into custody. .... (more at link)

 

 

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Pendleton home invader takes a naked leap

 

Gail Wilson’s surreal Saturday started when a naked man stepped through her front door and said, “Hi, honey.”

 

Wilson, who has muscular dystrophy, had been sitting in a stuffed lift chair drinking soup when the man appeared at the doorway of her Southeast Pendleton residence. She set her soup aside.

 

“He had a big grin on his face,” she said. “He came walking toward me with his arms open wide. I kept saying ‘Get away from me. Get out of my house.’”

 

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She managed to dial 9-1-1, and soon police drove up the Wilson’s long driveway. Burton, who had wandered outside to inspect the Wilson’s shed, took off running. Pendleton Police Chief Stuart Roberts said Burton dashed north, scaled a cyclone fence and dove off the side of a 40- or 50-foot bluff that borders the Umatilla River near the Riverside Bridge. When officers heard no splash or other indication the man had hit bottom, they ran to get a better view.

 

“When they got there, they looked down,” Roberts said. “He was hanging upside-down in a tree.”

 

Roberts said the apparently drug-intoxicated Hermiston man was combative. Burton hung, his left ankle wedged in the crotch of a tree and his head about five or six feet from the bank.

 

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Naked man watering his lawn arrested after confronting deputies with 8-inch knife

 

FRESNO, Calif. (KMPH) - Neighbors called police after seeing a naked man watering his lawn Wednesday evening.

 

When deputies got there they say he was sitting in his yard drinking a beer - yes - still naked.

 

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According to a press release, 37-year-old Robert Lopez refused to put on clothes when asked, throwing the glass beer bottle at them.

 

The bottle missed, but Lopez continued threatening the deputy, saying "that he would get a gun and shoot him."

 

With the situation escalating, the deputy called for backup, and got his rifle from the car for protection.

 

Lopez eventually put on a pair of shorts and went inside, coming back out with a knife with an 8-inch blade that he threw at the deputy.

 

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Guns, beer and vomit: Rampage leaves endangered fish dead in Death Valley

 

A $15,000 reward is being offered for details leading to the arrest and conviction of three men who went on a drunken rampage involving gunfire, vomiting, skinny dipping and the death of a tiny endangered fish in Death Valley National Park, officials said Monday.

 

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Naked man gets stuck in chimney

 

A 29-year-old man claims he was playing a game of hide-and-seek when he climbed the roof of Carroll Redemption Center overnight and shimmied 20 feet down its chimney, where he got stuck.

 

At 10:50 a.m., when firefighters broke a hole through the chimney and pulled Jordan Kajewski out, the man was naked and covered in soot.

 

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It’s unclear when or why he disrobed. His clothes were with him inside the chimney.

 

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Video shows ‘erratic’ woman screaming, removing clothes on Frontier plane

 

DENVER -- A Frontier Airlines flight from Denver to Portland, Ore., had to turn around before taking off Monday because a woman on the jet began screaming and removing her clothes.
 
A passenger recorded a portion of the meltdown while the airplane taxied, but he said it only represents a portion of what happened before and after.
 
"I was uncomfortable and I wasn't sitting next to her," said Devin, who wanted to remain anonymous because of response from the video.
 
Devin's video shows the woman kicking and screaming on the ground, and hitting her head against the ****pit door. She can also be heard taking about dying in a plane crash.
 
He said the trouble started at the gate, long before picking up his phone and pushing the record button.
 
"Her behavior was really erratic, up and down, crying and then laughing and then crying," Devin said. "Even before she got on the plane."
 
Devin said the incident at the front of the plane didn't happen until the plane had taxied onto the runway and was minutes from taking off.
 
"She attempted to pull out the oxygen bag," he said. "She attempted to pry that open and then, at that point, she had enough and she jumped out of her seat, jumped over the person closest to the aisle there."
 
Devin said he shot the video as the plane was on the way back to the gate, but he stopped recording early because the woman began taking off her clothes.
 
"There were no clothes," he said. "Not even socks."
 
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Eviction awaits for naked Swedish vacuum man

 

Exasperated neighbours say the man vacuums for two to five hours at a time, and often leaves the machine running on the balcony. He also plays very loud music, which he claims is to drown out the sound of his own vacuuming. 

 

And though he’s presumably not the kind of gent to leave dust in the filter of the tumble dryer, he does like to wander around the communal laundry room naked, neighbours claim. He disputes this.

 

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Police: Naked man with meth, vodka found in couple's car at Corvallis theater

 

CORVALLIS, OR (KPTV) -
A naked man with meth paraphernalia and vodka was found in a couple's car outside a Corvallis movie theater, according to police.
 
Corvallis Police Department officers responded to Carmike Cinemas on Northeast Circle Boulevard at 9:49 p.m. Monday after a couple called 911 to report a naked man sitting in the front passenger seat of their vehicle.
 
The couple had just watched a movie. They did not confront the man in their car.
 
Officers said they arrived to find the man masturbating with his shorts around his ankles and his feet on the dashboard.
 
Police said the man appeared to be under the influence of a controlled substance. Officers said they searched the car and found a bottle of vodka and methamphetamine paraphernalia belonging to the suspect.
 
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Bottoms up! Man leaves clothes in pub as he goes to get cash

 

A drinker who could not pay his bar bill left his clothes at the pub as collateral as he headed off naked to get cash, Czech police said.

 

The man walked through the town of Prerov in the early afternoon on Monday dressed only in ankle-length black socks, talking on a mobile phone, security camera footage posted on news website www.idnes.cz showed (tinyurl.com/jphw5d4).

 

Police officers soon found the man who explained he had just popped across town to another pub to get some cash. He was allowed to complete his quest and eventually settled the bill, got his clothes back and put them on.

 

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Police: Pennsylvania bridal shop co-owner stood naked in store window

 

ZELIENOPLE, Pa. –  The co-owner of a bridal shop has been charged with indecent exposure after three women reported him standing naked next to mannequins in the store's display window.

 

Authorities said three women saw him on July 20 at One Enchanted Evening, in Zelienople, Pennsylvania, which offers bridal, prom and pageant fashions.

 

One woman provided a cellphone photo.

 

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Full throttle: Naked biker leads Czech cops on chase around town (VIDEO)

Footage has emerged of police in the Czech Republic chasing a naked motorcyclist around the streets in the east of the country recently.

Officers in a patrol car came upon the man at a roundabout in Havířov, out riding a motorcycle wearing nothing but his helmet and a pair of trainers.

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Naked man dances on police car before sitting down and performing bizarre yoga poses as stunned onlookers watch

This bizarre footage shows the moment a stark naked bearded man was found DANCING on top of a police car - as an officer looks on.

Captured by a stunned passer-by it shows the unknown man standing on top of a police car that is parked up close to a main motorway.

In the footage, which has been uploaded to YouTube , the man can be seen pointing his fingers in the air and doing a gentle jig while on top of the marked Ford Focus near the M32 in St Agnes.

After finishing the fancy footwork, the starkers gent sits down on the roof of the police car and performs some elaborate yoga-style arm moves.

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Naked man hitting house with shovel arrested

BAY CITY, Mich. (CNN/WNEM) -- Police were called after a woman said her naked neighbor was walking around the neighborhood and hitting her house with a shovel.

Bay City Police arrived at the home in the 1400 block of Green Avenue on Sept. 25 and found Scott Lange, 53, in the yard.

He was covered in cuts and appeared to be on drugs, investigators report, and also refused to drop the shovel when asked.

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POLICE BLOTTER: Naked man seeking sex partner strikes out

SEAGROVE BEACH — A naked man was charged with disorderly intoxication after residents of the Grand Isle Condominiums complained about him Oct. 28.

The 27-year-old from White Pine, Tennessee was banging on windows and doors, according to his Walton County Sheriff’s Office arrest report.

When deputies arrived, the man was completely naked and appeared to be extremely intoxicated. His speech was slurred and he could not walk straight, deputies reported.

He was holding an unopened can of Coors beer and said he didn’t how much he’d consumed or where he was staying.

He was banging on doors because he was looking for someone to have sexual intercourse with, he told police. His clothes were found in the parking lot.

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Bizarre moment male lecturer STRIPS totally off during class as students flee classroom in disgust

EDUCATION bosses chiefs say they plan to fire a microscopic anatomy professor who stripped off in front of a class of students during a lecture.

Filmed by one of the students, a video shows the lecturer knocking about the auditorium in the buff.

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Naked driver leads Michigan state police on high-speed chase

 

CLIO — A 48-year-old woman who was driving naked has been taken to a hospital for observation after leading police on a high-speed chase through two mid-Michigan counties.

 

Police say the 25-mile chase reached speeds topping 100 mph Saturday morning on southbound Interstate 75 before the woman's vehicle was forced by officers into a utility pole and a ditch.

 

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