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Naked hotel guest who burst out of cupboard with hose pipe up his bottom walks free from jail

 

A man who emerged naked from a storage cupboard at a Premier Inn with a fire extinguisher hose up his bottom walked free after he told a court: 'I'm truly ashamed of myself.'

 

Joseph Small, 20, threw his clothes off and grabbed the appliance from the fourth floor of the budget Leicester Square hotel.

 

He then rammed the hose between his buttocks and began touching himself, Westminster Magistrates' Court heard.

 

Small also urinated on the carpet and a lift door before having to be escorted down to reception by a member of staff who wrapped him in a towel.

 

He then hurled abuse at the Bangladeshi man, barking at him: "This country has been taken over by Al-Qaeda - go back to Pakistan."

While in the hotel lobby Small again urinated on the carpet in front of stunned tourists shouting proudly: "I come from Sheffield in England."


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Man Arrested For Indecent Exposure In Booking At Tulsa County Jail

 

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A Tulsa man arrested for a traffic violation ended up with a felony complaint Saturday morning, when police say he was caught completely naked on the female side of the booking floor of the jail.

 

According to his arrest report, 24-year-old Anthony Larsen was being booked on a warrant for improper passing.

 

The detention officer reported hearing a commotion and cries of, "Ew, he naked!" coming from the booking floor at the David L. Moss Criminal Justice Center.

 

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Naked attacker arrested after bizarre incident in suburban Lake Worth

 

LAKE WORTH—

In a melee that lasted at least 10 minutes, a squad of deputies used batons, a police dog, a stun gun and all their might to subdue a male they said walked into a neighbor's house on Saturday and stripped off his clothes before attacking a teenager.

 

The incident marks the second time in less than a week that Palm Beach Sheriff's Office deputies have confronted a naked person who seemed to be on a violent rampage while displaying unusual physical strength.

 

Conrad Hopper, 17, who deputies said appeared be in the throes of "excited delirium," now faces a host of charges after he fought with deputies while wielding a "large clock, which had numerous sharp utensils protruding from its entire border," according to a Sheriff's Office incident report. One deputy suffered a fractured arm.

 

On Tuesday, Sheriff's Office deputies said they were forced to shoot and kill another naked aggressor after he bit a man in the face. Anesson Joseph, 28, was killed outside the Colony apartment complex in West Delray after attacking at least three people, police said.

 

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Conrad Hopper, 17, who deputies said appeared be in the throes of "excited delirium," now faces a host of charges after he fought with deputies while wielding a "large clock, which had numerous sharp utensils protruding from its entire border," according to a Sheriff's Office incident report. One deputy suffered a fractured arm.

 

 

Remember kids, that's clock with an "L".  Although,the other way would ramp up the weird factor of the story by a factor of 100.

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Church congregation in Va. worships nude

 

Members of a small Virginia congregation worship the same way we were all brought into this world - naked, according to video from WWBT.

 

Even in February, when temperatures can average in the 20s, some attend completely naked, though others choose to go fully clothed or topless.

 

Pastor Parker tells WWBT that church members are here to find inner peace and that starts with accepting themselves.

 

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Woman goes on tirade after being refused sex

 

GLENDALE, Ariz. (AP) -- A Glendale woman has been released from jail after allegedly going on a naked, bloody tirade when her boyfriend refused to have sex.

 

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Glendale police called to a home say they found Prenovost naked and intoxicated with both her hands bloodied from punching walls and a glass picture.

When her boyfriend refused to have sex, Prenovost allegedly picked up the couple's 4-month-old daughter and ran around the house yelling and screaming. The infant hit her head on a dresser.

 

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Naked Man Walks Into Chicago McDonald’s, Chaos Ensues

 

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CHICAGO (CBS) — In a bizarre scene caught on tape, a man walked into McDonald’s in Chicago–completely naked.

The video was posted on Live Leak three days ago. It shows the man parading around the restaurant for about two minutes before police arrive.

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Police:  Drunk Woman Shows Up Naked to Visit Husband in Jail

 

A 26-year-old Reston woman was arrested Saturday night after allegedly showing up naked at the Arlington Magistrate’s Office.

 

Police say Maura Fussell arrived at the magistrate’s office around 11:00 p.m. seeking to visit her husband, who had been arrested in Clarendon earlier that day. She was drunk, completely naked and refused to get dressed or leave in a cab, according to Arlington County Police spokesman Dustin Sternbeck.

 

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Naked man dives into car's sunroof, attacks

 

DALLAS — Dallas police have captured a naked man seen jumping head-first through the sunroof of a car and allegedly attacking the driver.

 

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Video shot Friday night by a nearby resident shows a naked man wandering along a street in the Oak Cliff neighborhood before diving into the passing vehicle being driven by a woman. The car is seen crashing into a utility pole as police officers responding to the incident arrived and began chasing the man.

 

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Naked man playing violin at courthouse jailed

 

PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) — A naked man playing violin in front of a downtown Portland courthouse Saturday refused to walk to a squad car and had to be carried by police.

 

Police say they aren't sure of the man's identity. He told them his name is Matthew T. Mglej and that he is 25 years old.

 

The brand of the violin was unknown on Saturday morning.

 

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What was naked Port St. Lucie resident doing in front yard?

 

A nude dude spotted masturbating in his front yard got pinched by Port St. Lucie police, according to a recently released affidavit.

 

Police learned of the naked man – 52-year-old Jeffery Marriott – after a neighbor on May 8 said he was in his house when his young daughter approached him.  “The man across the street is naked again,” the daughter is quoted as telling her father.

 

The father walked outside and spied Marriott “completely nude and masturbating in the front yard of his home” in the 300 block of Southwest Cherry Hill Road.

 

The father tried to confront Marriott, who got in a Ford sport utility vehicle and left.

 

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Naked man floods ID family’s kitchen, poops on floor, but avoids shooting and arrest

 

An Idaho couple awoke last week to find a naked man had flooded their kitchen and defecated on their floor, and they still can’t believe he wasn’t arrested.

 

The intruder, identified by police as 25-year-old Matthew Coomes, had been drinking before he entered the family’s Kuna home on June 15, took off his clothes, and relieved himself on a carpeted floor, reported KTVB-TV.

 

“We woke up 6:30 Sunday morning to a naked guy walking into our bedroom,” said Tricia Gillaspy. “My husband’s like, ‘What the heck is going on?’ and I’m screaming in utter panic.”

 

Gillaspy said her husband grabbed a gun and confronted the intruder, who had run into another room to put on his shorts after surprising the couple, but she said the man refused to leave.

 

“So he puts the gun to his head, and says, ‘I said, get out!’” Gillaspy said.

 

Coomes began walking out of the house at gunpoint while the couple called 911.

 

“He’s like, ‘There’s a guy in my house. I’m going to shoot him; you better get a cop here now,’” Gillaspy said.

 

Coomes left the house — which the family had moved into just two days before — but not the property, before officers arrived, and he was cited with two misdemeanors and driven home by police.

 

Gillaspy said police told the couple afterward that if they had wanted Coomes arrested, they should have done it themselves.

 

A police sergeant told Gillaspy she could have made a citizens arrest on those misdemeanor charges, but a police spokesman told the TV station the couple should have been told that earlier.

 

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Delaware Couple Arrested for Having Sex on the Roof of a Chipotle Mexican Grill

A Delaware fast food restaurant featured a special attraction Saturday night as two people could easily be seen from the street having sex on the roof.

 

Michael Suh, 38, and Nicole Germack, 27, were arrested by Newark police after the two were viewed by many onlookers "engaging in sexual intercourse" on the roof of a Main Street Chipotle Mexican Grill.  Several people had contacted police about the bizarre scene at the front part of the Mexican food chain and when an officer arrived he told them to stop.

 

But the couple apparently did not have enough and continued frolicking for 15 to 20 seconds, the department said.

The suspects were told they were under arrest but they instead fled to Suh's apartment that was two buildings over.

 

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Naked Man On Leash In W. Va. Could Face Charges

 

OHIO COUNTY, W. Va. – (KDKA) – A couple from Washington County could be facing charges after a bizarre incident Tuesday morning.

 

Yup, there they were at a busy four-way intersection on U.S. 40, a national road, at 9:30 a.m. Tuesday.

 

A naked man down on all fours, ankles bound, hood over his head, being walked on a leash by a woman wearing a purple nightgown.

“That was the weirdest day ever. Yep, I hope it the weirdest day ever,” said Lt. Nelson Croft, of the Sheriff’s Office in Ohio County, West Virginia.

 

A picture of the couple was snapped on a cell phone by a passing driver.

 

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Naked man in Fort Pierce: ‘I’m famous now look at what I did’

 

A naked man stands accused of trashing a portion of North 15th Street before screaming, “I’m famous now look at what I did.”

 

Fort Pierce police at 3:07 a.m. March 11 went to North 15th Street and G Terrace after a report of a shirtless man jumping on a vehicle, according to records.

 

Investigators encountered Antuan Anderson, 32, on the ground, naked and screaming. A St. Lucie County Sheriff’s deputy had him at gunpoint. Anderson started kicking and spitting and exclaimed, “I’m famous now look at what I did.”

 

The deputy reported when she pulled up, Anderson jumped on her patrol vehicle. He started banging on the front window and broke off a windshield wiper.

 

The deputy said she got out and demanded he get on the ground. Anderson took off the remainder of his clothes and got on the ground.

 

Investigators found several mailboxes damaged and a stop sign and pole ripped from the ground. A drain grate cover was out of place; garbage cans and bags were strewn about; and a metal fence and fence posts were scattered around.

 

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This thread isn't exactly right.  But I didn't know where else to put this link...

 

http://augustacrime.com/a-a-sponsor-turns-in-evans-woman-for-underage-party/

 

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The sponsor told investigators that she was recently asked to help Lenhardt, so she asked her over for coffee on April 10 to talk about Lenhardt’s plans for sobriety and such.

 

Lenhardt informed her she was four days sober since April 6 when she lost custody of her five children ages 4, 6, 8, 10 and 16. Lenhardt told her that an emergency hearing was conducted this month when her kids were taken away from her due to an incident that occurred at her house.

 

According to a sheriff’s report, Lenhardt gave her sponsor this account of the party:

 

Her kids were with their father one night when her 16-year-old daughter texted her and asked if her and some friends could come over “to party.” Lenhardt replied “come on, let`s party.” Lenhardt allowed her teen daughter and her friends to smoke marijuana and drink her alcohol in her home. The group of minors and her played naked Twister in the living room.

 

Lenhardt had sex with an 18 year old in the bathroom while the others continued to play Twister. Lenhardt told her sponsor she was still “horny” afterward so she brought her sex toys out in the living room and began to use them on herself in front of the group.

 

The group and Lenhardt then got in her hot tub naked where the party continued. Lenhardt said she was asleep in her bed and woke up around 3:30 a.m. when she felt someone having sex with her. She thought it was the 18-year-old but realized it was her daughter’s 16-year-old boyfriend. The daughter later told her mother that she felt guilty because the boyfriend’s 10-inch penis was too large for her and he needed to have sex instead with the mother.

 

Lenhardt also told her sponsor that she had shared pornographic photos, including photos of her and her current boyfriend having sex with her 16-year-old daughter.

 

 

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I'm pretty sure there's an extremely important comma missing from the last paragraph, which should read "photos, including photos of her and her current boyfriend having sex, with her 16-year-old daughter."

Not "photos, including photos of her and her current boyfriend having sex with her 16-year-old daughter."

Incredibly important comma

Then again, with everything else in that story, I'm not so sure they had it wrong...

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Girl gets revenge on her boyfriend for pretending he had put her dog in a washing machine - by gluing him naked to a chair with waxing strips

 

A prankster who pretended he had put his girlfriend's dog in a washing machine got a very painful comeuppance after she glued him to a chair- naked.

Dominika Petrinova, from the Czech Republic, was furious after her boyfriend Erik Meldik's prank, which went viral after he posted it online.

The 27-year-old had burst into tears when she was told her dog Sam had accidentally been put in the wash before Mr Meldik revealed the 'joke' and that her beloved pet was safe and sound. 


So Ms Petrinova had decided to exact her revenge in a painful prank of her own.

 

This hilarious video shows her setting up the gag by super gluing the waxing strips to a plastic office chair.

 

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