corrupt3d Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 http://myespn.go.com/blogs/hashmarks/0-7-292/Man-vs--Bear.html I have no idea what to say... ...besides the fact that I hope this hasn't been posted... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rook Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Now that is journalism! :helmet: The Rook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BALLz Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 The best part of the blog is the comments at the bottom:laugh: For the record, the KR would have no chance. If a bear can chase down a deer. He'd have no problem with a human. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen-like Todd Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 That's quality television. Crawford should have called him on his sub 10 yard return average last season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redskins:Victory_or_Death Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 It's definitely the offseason... :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I was watching that on Cold Pizza or whatever the show is called now-a-days. :laugh: ARE kept implying that he can outrun the bear to the endzone soley because he would be running for his life and that he would be zig-zagging all the way to pay dirt. :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhearn Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 lmao that bear would tear him up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NattyLight Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 If the Bear actually was after ARE, he'd be done. In other news, I love ARE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarrellsMyHero28 Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 How about we get Ted. E to return punts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ucfSKINS Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 wow. the offseason is.....fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aston Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 The best part of the blog is the comments at the bottom:laugh:"A bear may crap in the woods, but Cold Pizza is crap everywhere." :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdskn4Lyf21 Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 "A bear may crap in the woods, but Cold Pizza is crap everywhere." :laugh: I was just going to post that...that's awesome :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter Apotheosis Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Antwaan's expressions are priceless, especially when the freshly cooked glazed ham element is introduced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheREALJBird Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I wonder how Rock Cartwright would fare? I'm sure he'd get to the 28 yard line at least:silly: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peregrine Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Finally, an honest unbiased piece of sports journalism. Unfortunately it was about a kick returner trying to beat a bear to the goal line while carrying a ham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenegadeTK Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 i'm surprised they didnt try to get devin hester for this segment. granted he has been crowned the best returner of all-time think about it..... bear vs bear.... would have worked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Mac Patty Wack Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 The best part is the first comment. He actually took the article seriously.:doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MumboSauce Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 i'm surprised they didnt try to get devin hester for this segment. granted he has been crowned the best returner of all-timethink about it..... bear vs bear.... would have worked. ^^^ I agree if you "have" to go there..that would have been better/more clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewCliche21 Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I am absolutely thrilled that this got to the second page without someone saying that either A) Chuck Norris could do it or Sean Taylor could've done it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen-like Todd Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I am absolutely thrilled that this got to the second page without someone saying that either A) Chuck Norris could do it or Sean Taylor could've done it. I heard Bear Grylls is filming this for an episode of his show Man vs. Wild next season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 The only person I'd take vs a bear is Stephen Colbert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRobi21 Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I heard Bear Grylls is filming this for an episode of his show Man vs. Wild next season. Bear Grylls would in fact, kill the bear, in some way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseGoForTheWin Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Finally, an honest unbiased piece of sports journalism.Unfortunately it was about a kick returner trying to beat a bear to the goal line while carrying a ham. Haha Sad, funny, but also true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Champ Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 http://myespn.go.com/blogs/hashmarks/0-7-292/Man-vs--Bear.htmlI have no idea what to say... ...besides the fact that I hope this hasn't been posted... was just about to make a thread about this, glad i checked first haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steamroller#99 Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Antwaan said at first you have to attack the bear, get him to commit, then make your cut to get around. I think this might work in a football game too, he should try it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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