WVUforREDSKINS Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 The reteruant closes at lunch so the waitress can go home and eat. The mayor's nickname is "Greasy Dick" and besides apperring on the ballot, it also appears on his drivers license. The fashion boutique/post office is located in one coner of the hardware store between the used milking machines and the pay toilet. The zip code has three digiits and features a decimal point. The narcotics anoymous chapter has only one member. And he's strung out on ranch dessing..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sisko Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 ...And the hospital cafeteria only makes enough portions of food for the employees. If a visitor comes, the employees have to go without. True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjcdaman Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 . . . when a local man who hasn't graduated high school and has never held a steady job and is suspected of starting trash fires so he could watch the firefighters extinguish them is hailed as the town's celebrity, is the last one in the Christmas parade(not Santa), and has his own bobblehead which was given away at the town's minor league hockey team's game. He goes by the name of Moondog, and this is a true story. http://www.flickr.com/photos/moses_noghbaudie/2221679634/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoSkins561 Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Your name is printed in the "town gossip" section of the newspaper stating who you are visiting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HogNose Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 ....When the cook from the diner is the guy pumping your gas 30 minutes later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 The mayor is also owns the car dealership, is a volunteer fire fighter, and coaches the little league baseball team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mooney Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 ....you cling to guns and religion.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HogNose Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 ....you cling to guns and religion.... :rotflmao::munchout: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wysknz1 Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 The reteruant closes at lunch so the waitress can go home and eat.QUOTE] When the restaraunt is the other families back yard grill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scskin Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 When the sign says "Welcome to" on both sides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Kaos Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 ....... the only traffic light has been out for 6 months and there has not been an accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zguy28 Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 when strangers wave as they are passing you on the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabee1973 Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 You blink and you miss the town Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted May 18, 2008 Author Share Posted May 18, 2008 You blink and you miss the town :laugh::laugh: Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 People don't act like jack-holes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 You can smoke in the doctor's office and every other public place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosephGibbs Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 when strangers wave as they are passing you on the road. So true and I love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 People don't act like jack-holes I live in a small town. Just as high of a jack-hole to non jack-hole ratio as when I lived in NYC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 I live in a small town. Just as high of a jack-hole to non jack-hole ratio as when I lived in NYC. well I live in a small town too, and I say you're wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDSKNfaithfull Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 People go through drive-throughs with John Deers :doh: ex. Mcd's or the bank :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 well I live in a small town too, and I say you're wrong You're free to visit and find out for yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CounterTrey75 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 When the whole town comes to your house to watch football on Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeydont Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 when the Family Dollar store has a lay-away plan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan133 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 When the sign says "Welcome to" on both sides. I saw that in Wyoming. the town of Bodie Wyoming, population 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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