SkinsOrlando Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Dolphins are one of only a few species that have sex for pleasure as opposed to simply for the purposes of reproduction, according to scientists. How they determine that, I cannot say. Probably because when the males done he lays around and eats a sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGreenistheBest Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Probably because when the males done he lays around and eats a sandwich. Well, part of it has to do with the fact that there are a lot of gay dolphins. Apparently few other species besides dolphins and humanity show signs of homosexuality, although I've seen a rooster try to hump another rooster before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 although I've seen a rooster try to hump another rooster before. Obviously influenced by the liberal, pro-gay poultry media. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted March 12, 2008 Author Share Posted March 12, 2008 Probably because when the males done he lays around and eats a sandwich. Tuna sandwich ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chachie Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Great story. Thanks for sharing. :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGreenistheBest Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Obviously influenced by the liberal, pro-gay poultry media. Obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ntotoro Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Then shouldn't you be posting on a Miami Dolphins message board ? I have no faith in the Dolphins of Miami... :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squatch66 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 well if dolphins are so smart why do they live in igloos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touchdown Redskins Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Did you know that more dolphin-related deaths occur per year than shark-related deaths. It's because of movies like Jaws, and stories like these, which present an unbalanced view of dolphins and sharks. So people wind up thinking all dolphins are friendly and want to play games, and then the dolphins get pissed off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeySkin Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Did you know that more dolphin-related deaths occur per year than shark-related deaths. It's because of movies like Jaws, and stories like these, which present an unbalanced view of dolphins and sharks. So people wind up thinking all dolphins are friendly and want to play games, and then the dolphins get pissed off. Buzz kill... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touchdown Redskins Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Buzz kill... Just remember, I saved your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeySkin Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Just remember, I saved your life. I don't know how to swim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 I don't know how to swim. Don't worry, the dolphins will kill you before you drown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGreenistheBest Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Did you know that more dolphin-related deaths occur per year than shark-related deaths. It's because of movies like Jaws, and stories like these, which present an unbalanced view of dolphins and sharks. So people wind up thinking all dolphins are friendly and want to play games, and then the dolphins get pissed off. But I don't think the dolphins purposely kill you. I think it's more like a "oh wtf is that thing?" kind of reaction then they swim through you out of being startled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touchdown Redskins Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Don't worry, the dolphins will kill you before you drown. And the sharks will come to save him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted March 12, 2008 Author Share Posted March 12, 2008 Wow, this thread just took a 180 degree turn :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abdcskins Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 How is a dolphn supposed to kill you? Do they head-butt you to death? I love dolphins, they have to be the smartest animals on the planet. I'd love to play with them, as long as they are cool like Miko and don't wanna kill me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 How is a dolphn supposed to kill you? Do they head-butt you to death? Laser beams strapped to their heads, would seem to be the weapon of choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touchdown Redskins Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 I think the spear you with their noses...or maybe they just bite you. I mean, aren't they always in pods or whatever, so they could just gang-kill you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squatch66 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 so they could just gang-kill you. EAST SIDE CRIPS *****!!!!!!! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted March 12, 2008 Author Share Posted March 12, 2008 so they could just gang-kill you. If cute and cuddly cats like these guys in LA, are notorious for starting gangs, then why would it be hard to believe that otherwise friendly and goofy dolphins could do the same, and terrorize the beaches with gang violence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abdcskins Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Laser beams strapped to their heads, would seem to be the weapon of choice. Ha, hilarious. Now that I think about it they probably just ram you until you get tired and drown. Then again I have really never heard of a dolphin killing anyone until Touchdown mentioned it, so I will continue to swim in the Pacific in search of playing football with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinInsite Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Don't **** with dophins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted March 12, 2008 Author Share Posted March 12, 2008 Don't **** with dophins! Any fish that aint afraid of being gulped up by a whale, is one bad-ass fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drockvb Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Cool story. I surf with these creatures almost every time i go surfing. They are fun to watch. On a side note. Some of them have been standing themselves on local area beaches in the Hampton roads area. One in Nags Head today story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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