CRobi21 Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 As we all know, the Dallas Cowboys have a game today against division rival New York Giants. What you don't know, is that my older brother, is a Dallas Cowboys fan. You all know the type. Typical kid that grew up during the 90's and are now Cowboys fan because of the Super Bowls they won in that era. It was a quiet morning, and I thought I'd be able to watch the game in peace, not really caring who wins. And in walks my mom, who comes home with about 5 bags from the Dollar Tree. In it, blue construction paper, silver glitter, and other various items. She has spent the last hour cutting out blue stars, outlining them with silver glitter, and hanging them from the ceiling with silver streamers or something. It's like she's decorating for my brothers birthday or something. There's about 20 blue stars hanging as I post this. I truely am in Hell. Has anyone ever suffered through something like this, and how should I handle this? If no one has any ideas, this could truly be the longest day of my life. And may God have mercy on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinznsoxrox Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 rip down the stars and light them on fire ASAP!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sens11 Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Drive your van into the river...(see your profile!) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isle-hawg Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Move out.... NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Novus Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Wow. Thankfully all my family (blood relatives) are Redskins fans (or don't care either way). I even have a cousin named after Joe Gibbs. I would go crazy if I were in your position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoyler23 Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 If the Pukes lose, at least you can pull down the stars and give them to your brother as tissue for his tears. Cowboys suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSO Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Tell your mother she's dead to you. Dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TXREDSKINS44 Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 I know how you feel; everyone in my family is Cowboy fans. Luckily I don't have to watch the game with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsLover Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 OMG. Spray paint them gold or rip em down!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philal0102 Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Poop on a plate and put it under the couch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Start a fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Start a fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirtyfive2seven Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 If the Pukes lose, at least you can pull down the stars and give them to your brother as tissue for his tears. Cowboys suck. Bwaahahahahahahahaha!!! I think this game coming up is actually going to be exciting. I have to be honest the playoffs are BORING without the Skins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonBurgundy&Gold Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Do you have a car? If so, I'd be catching this one from another location. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carter23 Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Poop on a plate and put it under the couch. haha wtf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santana_Fan Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 I have to work with 5 Cowboy fans in my department today...the only thing that would make it better, is for them to lose while I'm there . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRobi21 Posted January 13, 2008 Author Share Posted January 13, 2008 Do you have a car? If so, I'd be catching this one from another location. Yes that is true. But my mom's a heckuva a cook, and she's makin some sirloin tips, onion rings, with gravy, fries, the whole shubang. That's my dilemma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonBurgundy&Gold Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Yes that is true. But my mom's a heckuva a cook, and she's makin some sirloin tips, onion rings, with gravy, fries, the whole shubang.That's my dilemma. Hmmm, looks like you'll have to take a plate to another location of the house to watch the game atleast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'KanSkinFan Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Get several rubber bands Lay down on the floor with rubber bands Each time the cowpukes mess up, "shoot a star" - probably won't take you long to clear out the ceiling............... It would also help for you to have a Jessica Simpson face on a popsickle stick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKINS FAN #56 Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Poop on a plate and put it under the couch. What the hell? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fetus Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 well i will be at home watching the game with my step dad who isnt a cowboys fan but a Romo sits to pee fan and his friend dennis the most abnoctious(sp?) cowboys fan ever is coming over to w atch it to so what jersey should i wear to make him mad... ST D Green.. 28 with my last name Theismann or riggins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Get the HELL out of there. STAT!! No amount of home-cooking could persuade me to stay in a house full of ignorant, beligerant Cowpuke fans! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor4Life Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 It actually depends on what happens today whether or not it might be worthwhile to stick around. If the Pokes choke, then it might be a sweet deal to stick around, get some good food, and watch the long face on your Poke fan brother. But you also run the risk of not only having to watch that ****-eating grin on Romo sits to pee's face, but also having to endure Poke fan cheering in your own living room. Tough decision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aszumilo Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 As we all know, the Dallas Cowboys have a game today against division rival New York Giants.What you don't know, is that my older brother, is a Dallas Cowboys fan. You all know the type. Typical kid that grew up during the 90's and are now Cowboys fan because of the Super Bowls they won in that era. It was a quiet morning, and I thought I'd be able to watch the game in peace, not really caring who wins. And in walks my mom, who comes home with about 5 bags from the Dollar Tree. In it, blue construction paper, silver glitter, and other various items. She has spent the last hour cutting out blue stars, outlining them with silver glitter, and hanging them from the ceiling with silver streamers or something. It's like she's decorating for my brothers birthday or something. There's about 20 blue stars hanging as I post this. I truely am in Hell. Has anyone ever suffered through something like this, and how should I handle this? If no one has any ideas, this could truly be the longest day of my life. And may God have mercy on me. "....and that's when I killed her, your Honor." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vainglory Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 i hope you scored high enough on your SAT's so that you can get out of that house and live happily ever after in a college dorm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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