GibbsFactor Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 Sarah Connor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 Question: If you have no where to go and will be staying in the house ALL day and no one is going to come over, do you get dressed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 :rotflmao: Holy ****, I might have just woken up my roommate I was laughing so hard. That's hilarious!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Hit snooze, go back to sleep, Hit snooze, go back to sleep, Hit snooze, go back to sleep, ....... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Sounds about right. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 Question:If you have no where to go and will be staying in the house ALL day and no one is going to come over, do you get dressed? please DC...do NOT answer this question.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas ... Other mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufumonk Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Mufumonk; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notoriouslyKEN Posted September 7, 2007 Author Share Posted September 7, 2007 In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Mufumonk; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there. Awesome morning ritual as well. Do you happen to be a Phil Collins fan? How about Huey Lewis and the News? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufumonk Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 Awesome morning ritual as well. Do you happen to be a Phil Collins fan? How about Huey Lewis and the News? Actually......I'm Whitney Houston fan. It's hard to choose a favorite among so many great tracks, but "The Greatest Love of All" is one of the best, most powerful songs ever written about self-preservation, dignity. Its universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one with the hope that it's not too late to better ourselves. Since, notoriouslyKEN, it's impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others, we can always empathize with ourselves. It's an important message, crucial really. And it's beautifully stated on the album. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 I dont know about you guys, but when I'm shaving in the morning, I enjoy singing Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On"....ah, a great start to a morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Mufumonk; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there. American Psycho?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 I can do four things in the morning and the other three are make coffee, pee and smoke. I hate mornings, so much. I wish I didn't have to sleep. I'm am like a handicapped person when I wake. If my house was on fire, I would be in trouble. My Dad is the same way. My thoughts race through my head so fast, I can't put them together. Until after a pot of coffee and a few smokes, I can do nothing. It's a wasted two hours a day and it drives me nuts. I've tryed to wake up and exercise, I've tryed tea, and anything else you can think of and i'm still a complete zombie in the mornings, I hate it. If anybody has this problem, please help me. I've been like this all my life. BTW, **** Mike, I want to be Dean Collins.:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 Work mornings: I blast Eye of the Tiger while doing the 3's. Saturdays: I blast Country Roads while doing the 3's. Sundays: I blast Hail to the Redskins while doing the 3's. Then I drink a liter of coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufumonk Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 American Psycho?? Winner winner chicken dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 please DC...do NOT answer this question.... yea, I get dressed you never know when fedex might show up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb4348 Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 I hit the snooze button once. Then I get up and jump in the shower and go to the bathroom while i am in there. Hey it kills to birds with one stone. I get out and shave and then go into the bedroom and show my girlfriend the helicopter trick. Then i get dressed and then brush my teeth. I let my dog out (animal) this time. Then its off to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufumonk Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 Then I drink a liter of coffee. Would you like to Dimpa-size that for 25 cents? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbqbfan Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 I let my dog out (animal) this time. Then its off to work. Whew, thanks for clarifying the last sentence. I was gonna say...:doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 Would you like to Dimpa-size that for 25 cents? you want me to punchasize your face for free? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: my routine includes stumbling to the bathroom, back to my room and then on the freeway. i am usually driving to work no more then 10 minutes after waking up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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