Fan4life Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Man, my president is a DIEHARD COWBoys fan. Its just dreadful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ouvan59 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 I shared an office with a Cowboy's fan for years. He was from upstate New York. Every year the week after the Super Bowl I would buy him the hat of the team that won and leave it on his chair. The first year he asked me why and I said "They're your new team, right?" It was fun watching him do a slow burn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 i share an office space with a cowgirl fan too and every day i let him know that they suck. whether it is forwarding him clips of Romo sits to pee fumbling the snap with benny hill's theme music in the background, random redskins great pictures, or like today. today i am wearing a sean taylor jersey and a redskins hat. he hates me...and it keeps me warm inside knowing that he does.. HTTR!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Make sure there's plenty of ventilation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyron Biggums Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 You must pull an office prank on him every day.Start with gluing his coffee mug to his desk. Better yet start out by putting about 20 CCs of LSD-25 in his coffee. Wait for about 10 minutes for the prank to kick in. It is a classic prank we pull all the time;) :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel25 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 if he gets on your nerves just tell him you slept with his wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da'uud Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 is he from dallas or is he like the other 95% of cowboys fans that have never been to that crappy city Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 You should leave a recording of Hail To The Redskins on his voicemail. Every hour. On the hour. and then on his cel & his home phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 You should leave a recording of Hail To The Redskins on his voicemail.Every hour. On the hour. and then on his cel & his home phone. And then put the acid in his coffee. :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyron Biggums Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 And then put the acid in his coffee. :applause: It will be padded cell time after that..IMO all cowpunk fans are great canidates for the nut house.. :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief skin Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 A fate worse then death same office space with a cowpuke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHYSTER411 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 You will have to kill him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Time to confess: "Dude, I'll be honest with you. I tried joining a Cowboys fan club once when I was younger, but they kicked me out when they found out my parents weren't blood relations." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redshu Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Punch him straight in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 "I'm sorry about the 'running you over' prank." "Prank....?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CallMeGreen Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 I shared an office with a Cowboy's fan for years. He was from upstate New York. Every year the week after the Super Bowl I would buy him the hat of the team that won and leave it on his chair. The first year he asked me why and I said "They're your new team, right?" It was fun watching him do a slow burn. I seem to have great luck in this same way. Cowboys and Yankees fans end up working with me wherever I go. The funny thing is one Boy fan I knew also came from NY. He had switched from the Giants after Parcells left and Ray Handley drove the Giants into the ground. I should see if he's left the 'boys now that the Tuna has abandoned him once again. My advice is to have fun with it, never get too serious about it. If you allow yourself to get too up over a win, the "payback" over the next loss feels equally bad. Staying low-key keeps the peace. Besides, since this guy's a Cowboys fan there's a good chance he's nuttier than you and could do some real strange things to your side of the office. The way I found common ground with the one Cowboys fan was to team up and hate against the Eagles and Giants together. Luck had it that another guy in the office was a Giants fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcarey032 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 I feel for you. But you know most cowboys fans around here aren't true cowboys fans at all. Ask him/her who their coach is? Who did you draft in the first round this year? Who was your major free agent acquisition this year? I will bet they probably can't do it! They are only cowboy fans because they want to be contrarian. Their parents were redskins fans, so they decide to be rebellious and be cowboys fans. This coworker of yours has probably never even been to Dallas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redshu Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 I seem to have great luck in this same way. Cowboys and Yankees fans end up working with me wherever I go. The funny thing is one Boy fan I knew also came from NY. He had switched from the Giants after Parcells left and Ray Handley drove the Giants into the ground. I should see if he's left the 'boys now that the Tuna has abandoned him once again. My advice is to have fun with it, never get too serious about it. If you allow yourself to get too up over a win, the "payback" over the next loss feels equally bad. Staying low-key keeps the peace. Besides, since this guy's a Cowboys fan there's a good chance he's nuttier than you and could do some real strange things to your side of the office. The way I found common ground with the one Cowboys fan was to team up and hate against the Eagles and Giants together. Luck had it that another guy in the office was a Giants fan. You should also be punched in the face. Align yourself with a Cowboy fan? Seriously. Punch yourself in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsNoles21 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 what I would is hope to hell the Skins knock them off...until then...agree with everything he says about y the cowboys are good blah blah blah...then when we beat them. Just walk in, look at him, shake your head... then let the beatdown commence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHYSTER411 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 You should also be punched in the face. Align yourself with a Cowboy fan? Seriously. Punch yourself in the face. :laugh: I don't know why, this just struck me as pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato Sack Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 I walked into a Radio Shack one day with my 'Skins hat on to buy some stuff. The guy who was helping me looked at my hat and LAUGHED then said some rude **** about the Skins. I promptly told him he lost a customer because he was very unprofessional. I left, and then wrote a letter to the District Manager. I haven't seen that sales person in there since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGSKINS Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 He is already talking smack, how we are going to suck and they are going to sweep us etc... Listen I see this enough on this website I just dont need to hear it in my office... "MY OFFICE" I go threw the same thing at my office. This guy here his a cowboy fann and he is always talking s***. I'm about to b**** slap his ass. He really gets on my nerves.One time he changed my screen saver to The Ranch Report. So I went out and put Redskins stickers all over is car:laugh: He was pissed. But he knew not to step to me because I would whip his ass. He is a punk! I'm a big dude so he knows better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneBoost Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Ahh man, this will be fun for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus71 Posted August 24, 2007 Author Share Posted August 24, 2007 Well, we all just got done with an office meeting and I was giving him a hard time the whole times in front of the office (the majority of this office is Skin fans) I told them and pointed that he had a star on his work bag, he was told by everyone in the office that he should put it in a safe place ... or it will be destroyed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 You should leave a recording of Hail To The Redskins on his voicemail.Every hour. On the hour. and then on his cel & his home phone. Or pull a prank like in "The Office" when Jim hid Dwight's "Rockin Robin" phone, but get something that plays HTTR and put it where he can't get to it. It'll drive him crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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