Maximus71 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Here is the story, I am an in house lender and my broker approached me few weeks ago to put the Insurance Rep for the Realtor Company in my office since I have a large office. Being a team player and all I said sure, we can share my office. Today we were talking about football and he looked at my screen and here I am checking the Extremeskins... And I heard him say Oh S#$#, are you a Skins fan? I said heck yeah and then here comes the punch line... "I am ..... Fan" I cant even bring my self to say it :doh: anyway now I got to share an office with a freaking cowturd fan, what am I going to do with him... Maybe I should get him fired for harassment This is going to be hell for the next 6 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loxley Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Change the text colour perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stophovr6 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 You must pull an office prank on him every day. Start with gluing his coffee mug to his desk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick86L Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Hopefully we have another repeat of '05 so it will be heaven for the next 6 months... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus71 Posted August 24, 2007 Author Share Posted August 24, 2007 Change the text colour perhaps? You are not helping me, but ok done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedskinsNation Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 So......is he an "Anti Redskins Fan"...or a Dallas Cowboys fan....there is a big difference. (is he a fan twice a year or 16 times a year)...LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePreciating Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 If he gives you a hard time, just explain to your supervisor that he was making sexual advances toward you and you're not OK with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus71 Posted August 24, 2007 Author Share Posted August 24, 2007 So......is he an "Anti Redskins Fan"...or a Dallas Cowboys fan....there is a big difference. (is he a fan twice a year or 16 times a year)...LOL. He is already talking smack, how we are going to suck and they are going to sweep us etc... Listen I see this enough on this website I just dont need to hear it in my office... "MY OFFICE" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgwyn500 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Here is the story, I am an in house lender and my broker approached me few weeks ago to put the Insurance Rep for the Realtor Company in my office since I have a large office. Being a team player and all I said sure, we can share my office. Today we were talking about football and he looked at my screen and here I am checking the Extremeskins... And I heard him say Oh S#$#, are you a Skins fan? I said heck yeah and then here comes the punch line... "I am ..... Fan" I cant even bring my self to say it :doh: anyway now I got to share an office with a freaking cowturd fan, what am I going to do with him... Maybe I should get him fired for harassment This is going to be hell for the next 6 months. I feel your pain. I also work with a Cowgirl fan. It gives the rivalry a whole new meaning when you have to face your co-worker on monday morning. :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobzmuda Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 I don't like your thread because you only used 5 exclamation marks. You should have used at least 8 since 5 clearly don't capture the excitement to be found within this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piledriven Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Well beat this... I just had a Redskin "fan" tell me that Shawn Springs is better than Champ Bailey.... "And, we replaced Bailey with a player who played better than Bailey did. So, yes, I do think Portis and Springs were better than a No. 2, Trung and Bailey." WOWWWW!!! People be smoking the crazy stuff these days?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedskinsNation Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 He is already talking smack, how we are going to suck and they are going to sweep us etc... Listen I see this enough on this website I just dont need to hear it in my office... "MY OFFICE" Make a bet with him and he'll shut up. Then u see who the real "Cowboy Fan" is. They will sweep us just like last year...oh and the year before. DC area Cowboy fans are such frauds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus71 Posted August 24, 2007 Author Share Posted August 24, 2007 I don't like your thread because you only used 5 exclamation marks. You should have used at least 8 since 5 clearly don't capture the excitement to be found within this thread. There are some really picky people in here, I appologize if I offended you :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gart Monk Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Deck that office out in burgundy and gold. Do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick86L Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 blow up pictures of this... and this... print and then tape them all over his desk and computer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
budski Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 I work with one also and find it kind of fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus71 Posted August 24, 2007 Author Share Posted August 24, 2007 Make a bet with him and he'll shut up. Then u see who the real "Cowboy Fan" is. They will sweep us just like last year...oh and the year before. DC area Cowboy fans are such frauds. This is going to be very interesting, I am already planing his departure :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
budski Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 What really fun is when both our teams lose and hear us both gripe about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stophovr6 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Everyday you go in, put a nickel in his phone. As it gradually starts to weigh more, he'll use more force when moving it to his face. After 3 months remove all accumulated nickels and watch as he smacks himself in his face with a light receiver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeMarco Murray 29 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 It's not that bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus71 Posted August 24, 2007 Author Share Posted August 24, 2007 I work with one also and find it kind of fun. Yes but he sits 3 feet away from me, same office and he has a freaking Cowturd start on his bag... time to pull a few old pranks (watch me get fired LOL) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popeman38 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 You must print out the pic of Romo sits to pee dropping the snap at least once a day and leave it somwhere on his desk. Also, mug shots of Nate Newton and Michael Irvin can never hurt. Finally, cut a small hole in the lining of the office chair. use this small hole to saturate the foam with water. The surface of the chair will appear dry until he sits down, at which point he will end up with a wet ass. For best results, do this directly before an important meeting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus71 Posted August 24, 2007 Author Share Posted August 24, 2007 Everyday you go in, put a nickel in his phone. As it gradually starts to weigh more, he'll use more force when moving it to his face. After 3 months remove all accumulated nickels and watch as he smacks himself in his face with a light receiver. Dude that is classic, too much work but sure is funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nebster21 Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 you should paint the walls burgandy and gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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