China Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Texas Mom Uses Barbecue Meat Fork to Catch Alleged Child Rapist "He was well done." That's what one woman said Monday after helping her son apprehend an alleged child rapist using her barbecue meat fork. "I stuck him in his butt!" Linda Rhodes told MyFOXdfw.com, explaining how she and her son John Jennings apprehended the 17-year-old suspect Friday night in Garland, Texas. Jennings was barbecuing chicken when he heard a 7-year-old boy calling for help. He said he saw the suspect, Deshaun Ridge, on top of the child, allegedly raping the boy. "He stood up, and I just punched him right in the face," Jennings said. "He put his hands up and I grabbed him, and we went fighting." Rhodes called police and then jumped into the fight to help her son apprehend the suspect. They held Ridge until police arrived. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sith lord Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 She should have poked out his eyes. I'm glad someone was near by though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stwasm Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 She should have poked out his eyes. I'm glad someone was near by though. Or she could have used that fork someplace else! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 You should never use a barbecue fork for grilling. The tines of the fork pierce the meat, allowing flavorful, moistening juices to escape. On the other hand, a barbecue fork is ideal for stabbing child rapists in the ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 a barbecue fork is ideal for stabbing child rapists in the ass. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That needs to find its way into a book of wisdom of some sort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zguy28 Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That needs to find its way into a book of wisdom of some sort. I'm sure its already in the Book of Jumbo. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleBen Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 You should never use a barbecue fork for grilling. The tines of the fork pierce the meat, allowing flavorful, moistening juices to escape.On the other hand, a barbecue fork is ideal for stabbing child rapists in the ass. That's the funniest effin' thing I've read all day. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Shot Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Was it Blondie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prosperity Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 he'll be poked quiet often in the slammer... hope he has a ****ty life from now on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th869 Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 When he gets to jail he'll have alot more than just one Barbecue fork in his butt. He may even have a few gut wrenches to. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMetal Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Agreed, the eyes should have been first to go. While he's fumbling around in agony, you start in with the kicking to the face. Once he's relatively immobilized, you go back to the grill for the hot coals. Apply liberally. Then just shoot him in the nuts and call the cops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpillian Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 My wife sent this to me at work today. This happened in Garland, Tx -- which is funny enough our current place of residence... I guess I can't make fun of her for obsessing about the sex offender website. On the other hand, it makes a strong case for me buying a new BBQ in the near future... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mass_SkinsFan Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 On the other hand, it makes a strong case for me buying a new BBQ in the near future... I would suggest that despite the fortunate success this lady had with the barbeque fork, a handgun would have been a much better option for her, and for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan since a Fetus Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 You should never use a barbecue fork for grilling. The tines of the fork pierce the meat, allowing flavorful, moistening juices to escape.On the other hand, a barbecue fork is ideal for stabbing child rapists in the ass. Ha! Ha! that is friggin funny!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I hope this punk gets what he deserves. Maybe he will go to jail in get something else up the butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MurrayH81 Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 I would suggest that despite the fortunate success this lady had with the barbeque fork, a handgun would have been a much better option for her, and for you. Only if she was trained enough to use it, otherwise, she may have shot her son or the victim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mass_SkinsFan Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Only if she was trained enough to use it, otherwise, she may have shot her son or the victim. Believe me that I am, and I will agree with you that practice/training is an important part of gun ownership. However, simply brandishing a firearm can be a serious deterent in many cases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funkyalligator Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Hmm too bad it wasn't a red-hot cattle prod that she shoved up his rectum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedoc4454 Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Was that fork licenced? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 What a weird story. I'm guessing that something is seriously wrong with this suspect. Sounds like this was just happening out in the open in the next backyard or something. What do you want to be that he is severly mentally deficient or something like that? I'm not saying that he didn't deserve to get the ol' Fork in the Fanny :laugh: , but the whole story seems odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chachie Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 (from article) Jennings was barbecuing chicken when he heard a 7-year-old boy calling for help. He said he saw the suspect, Deshaun Ridge, on top of the child, allegedly raping the boy. WTF? Was this guy raping a child on the lawn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headexplode Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 I like my child rapist served sunny side up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MurrayH81 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 New bumper sticker- Child Molestor - The other white meat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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