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Big Weirdo

By Big Weirdo
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Just read what this guy is spewing. Are your parents brother and sister, man?

I think it's more like this:

Oh, many, many years ago

When I was twenty-three

I was married to a widow

Who was pretty as can be

This widow had a grown-up daughter

Who had hair of red

My father fell in love with her

And soon the two were wed

This made my dad my son-in-law

And changed my very life

For my daughter was my mother

'Cause she was my father's wife

To complicate the matter

Though it really brought me joy

I soon became the father

Of a bouncing baby boy

This little baby then became

A brother-in-law to Dad

And so became my uncle

Though it made me very sad

For if he was my uncle

Then that also made him brother

Of the widow's grown-up daughter

WHo of course is my step-mother

I'm my own grandpa

I'm my own grandpa

It sounds funny I know

But it really is so

Oh, I'm my own grandpa

My father's wife then had a son

Who kept them on the run

And he became my grandchild

For he was my daughter's son

My wife is now my mother's mother

And it makes me blue

Because although she is my wife

She's my grandmother too

Now if my wife is my grandmother

Then I'm her grandchild

And every time I think of it

It nearly drives me wild

For now I have become

The strangest case you ever saw

As husband of my grandma

I am my own grandpa

Oh, & **** the Cowboys

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Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly (Fond of Each Other)

Well, there's many a strange impulse out on the plains of West Texas.

There's many a young boy who feels things he can't comprehend.

And a small town don't like it when somebody falls between sexes.

No, a small town don't like it when a cowboy has feelings for men.

And I believe to my soul that inside every man there's the feminine.

And inside every lady there's a deep manly voice loud and clear.

Well, a cowboy may brag about things that he's done with his women.

But the ones who brag loudest are the ones that are most likely queer.

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other.

Say, what do you think all them saddles and boots was about?

And there's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels for his brother.

And inside every cowboy there's a lady that'd love to slip out.

And there's always somebody who says what the others just whisper.

And mostly that someone's the first one to get shot down dead.

So when you talk to a cowboy don't treat him like he was a sister.

You can't **** with a lady that's sleepin' in each cowboy's head.

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other.

What did you think all them saddles and boots was about?

And there's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels for his brother.

And inside every lady there's a cowboy who wants to come out.

And inside every cowboy there's a lady that'd love to slip out.

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