Pete Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.This is a well-know incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S Air Force and the federal government. However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfield, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condolezza Rice, and Dan Quayle were all born. See what happens when aliens breed with sheep. This piece of information may clear up a lot of things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 um... ... ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portisizzle Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 No new threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mojobo Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.This is a well-know incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S Air Force and the federal government.However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfield, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condolezza Rice, and Dan Quayle were all born. See what happens when aliens breed with sheep. This piece of information may clear up a lot of things. haha i almost believed this when i first read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portisizzle Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 haha i almost believed this when i first read it. therin lies the problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 No new threads. Bingo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 No new threads. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reic Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 I know I would get NNT for making this thread. That is if I was still able to make them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 No new threads. that needs to be a poll question I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portisizzle Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.This is a well-know incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S Air Force and the federal government.However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfield, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condolezza Rice, and Dan Quayle were all born. See what happens when aliens breed with sheep. This piece of information may clear up a lot of things. Actually..... WTF did the aliens breed with to get THIS????? [/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted June 1, 2007 Author Share Posted June 1, 2007 Dam, tough room :doh: You guys are more fun then a kick in the nuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reic Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Dam, tough room :doh: You guys are more fun then a kick in the nuts If I laugh at the joke may I have my thread making ability back? Though I have become partial to the NNT title, actually. But I find some good news articles that never get posted on here How bout a Reic can post only news articles, instead of NNT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Let Reic have his thread-starting back. He saved my life once. [/hijack] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjcdaman Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 :sucks: :laugh: No new threads! No new threads! No new threads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted June 1, 2007 Author Share Posted June 1, 2007 :sucks: :laugh: No new threads! No new threads! No new threads! Well, if you insist............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Must be a notable coincidence, because I spent a night in Roswell last summer while driving across the western half of the country and it was definitely a craphole. Don't get me wrong parts of New Mexico were beautiful, I'll try and post some of my pics but Roswell's only hope is it's reliance on the alien propaganda and it doesn't even do a great job with that. I will admit that the street lights there had alien heads for lamps which was cool and that the McDonald's is shaped like a flying saucer, but they could do a lot more given the popularity of the situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Well, if you insist............ :laugh: petepwned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 :sucks: :laugh: No new threads! No new threads! No new threads! Well, if you insist............ :laugh: petepwned! Damn he really did do it too. That's hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 This story isn't credible. If an alien and a sheep bred, their offspring would be better than that crew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Guy. Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 I need more beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 I need more beer. You need to work on those puny forearms of yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Alright, the highlights of Roswell: UFO Museum Flying Saucer Micky D's Cool alien street lamps Here are other cool parts of New Mexico: Where some mountains begin right outside of Roswell White Sands National Monument, bleach white sand, looks like snow but the temp is over 100, very cool place to check out Me roasting like a pig What's right in the middle of this beautiful outdoor desert? You guessed it. A damn McDonald's cup. Somewhere past White Sands 10 West outside of Las Cruces Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremiah_Johnson Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 HAHAHAHA I loved that post Pete. Good stuff !!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raub Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 My dad was born 9 months after that....I always knew he wasn't right. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliffmark1 Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 At first I bought the "super high altitude nuclear test detecting balloon" thing but then i realized it made no sense to put smaller than human high altitude parachute dummies on such a balloon. I do think this administration is the worst in history, though... As an aside, does NNT ever run out? or is it NNT purgatory for eternity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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