tr4 Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 lol, this is a good thread...but i think i can walk faster than george can run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siven Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 How bout Yao Ming at safety? Talk about being able to see the field! he could eat the opposing team's wide receiver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essex03 Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Brilliant idea! I think his 40 time is just under a half an hour... (*sarcasm mode turned off*) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meek Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Damn, I forgot about that, lets line Muresan and Manute Bol up beside each other in the middle of the DL. Too bad for that stupid rule the prohibits you from pushing off on a teammate to jump higher and block a kick. Otherwise we could have one stand on the other's shoulders. Throw in Bradley and the trio would be able to block every kick the other team tried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Only if we sign Mount Mutumbo to block field goals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pvkeeper19 Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Didnt he like jump and hit his head on the backboard one time...if so hes gotta be the dumbest man alive Never mind the fact that he agreed to be in "My Giant" with Billy Crystal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tr4 Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Never mind the fact that he agreed to be in "My Giant" with Billy Crystal. it was at least better than KAZAAM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pvkeeper19 Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 it was at least better than KAZAAM! Touché. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAFGA Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Man Big Gheorghe is as slow as molasses.... I think Bledsoe could outrun him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brooksflow Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 it was at least better than KAZAAM! But not better than Blue Chips! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsNoles21 Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Yea except Im pretty sure the guy cant walk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterwagen Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 I have one major concern with this. Do they MAKE a jersey big enough for him? Other than that, I'm on board with this. Seriously. Maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsDukes Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 We should sign the Ultimate Warrior for DE. He has a motor that doesn't quit, shows tremendous explosion and has a nice use of his hands. He does tend to get too vertical at times and scored a 2 on the Wunderlic. The scary part about that is that Jim Hellwig actually legally changed his name to "The Warrior" at one point...That might be a sign he was taking his character a little too seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
method man Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 No. We need that roster spot to get Earl Boykins to be our next undersized WR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAFGA Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 The scary part about that is that Jim Hellwig actually legally changed his name to "The Warrior" at one point...That might be a sign he was taking his character a little too seriously. I think he still does. He's still suing WWE for various things. According to Wikipedia, he's hitting the speaking circuit as a conservative activist. I find it interesting that people would actually listen to what he has to say no matter what his politics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky21 Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Think about it. The guy is what, almost eight feet tall? How would anyone stop him in the red zone? Just line him up opposite DJ Strawberry and watch the points add up. :notworthy A guy with 4000+ posts givin' to a guy with less than 100. Newbies, Read some representative threads on the board for a while before posting any thought that pops in your head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoot Point Really Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 he's only in his early 40s right? He could have some good years left in him :laugh: . He'd just have to turn around catch the ball and when the defense comes over to gang tackle him he could lateral to Moss or Randle El...we'd score every time. speaking of 40s... doesn't this guy have glacial-like speed? I am trying not to take this post seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoot Point Really Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 I wouldn't mind seeing G-Man in pads... This could be the making of a good movie... Like, Invincable, but only about the Redskins and "not true". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helmet959 Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Georgey could barely hold onto a basketball, think he could catch a football? i dont think so lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateYanksDukeCowboys Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 why not sign the Beef Brothers (Ruland & Mahorn) to be our book-end tackles, and move Samuels and Jansen to Guard, and Thomas to center? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackest Eyes Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Don't forget his feild goal blocking ability basically i just lol'd @ the thought of him blocking a field goal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGift Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 I LOL'ed at this whole idea.:laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooper Posted March 21, 2007 Author Share Posted March 21, 2007 I don't know if I should laugh that some posters still think this is a serious thread... ... or weep for our country's future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cphil006 Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 I guess that is using hte same logic of drafting DJ Strawberry. How about getting The Big Show to play DT. That is a stop gap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iheartskins Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 I don't know if I should laugh that some posters still think this is a serious thread...... or weep for our country's future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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