Hooper Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 Think about it. The guy is what, almost eight feet tall? How would anyone stop him in the red zone? Just line him up opposite DJ Strawberry and watch the points add up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaos Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 heck yeah! with his hands and arms he can catch the ball like 10 foot! he is tall! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEavyJumbo85 Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 he's only in his early 40s right? He could have some good years left in him :laugh: . He'd just have to turn around catch the ball and when the defense comes over to gang tackle him he could lateral to Moss or Randle El...we'd score every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimm Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 Don't forget his feild goal blocking ability Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsevier Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 You know its the offseason when..... Who am I kidding, these threads appear all year long. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovetoaster Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 Don't forget his feild goal blocking ability Damn, I forgot about that, lets line Muresan and Manute Bol up beside each other in the middle of the DL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClintonINFORSIX26 Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 Didnt he like jump and hit his head on the backboard one time...if so hes gotta be the dumbest man alive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoefly72 Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 Didnt he like jump and hit his head on the backboard one time...if so hes gotta be the dumbest man alive I've never heard anything about this, but I'm positive it didn't happen. I'm pretty sure he couldn't jump over a pencil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fdarugar Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 6 years 30 mil 10 mil SB...anyways, this guy would be a total beast with JaMarcus Russell throwing him fireballs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 I'm about to purchase the new Vista program, does it come with a popup blocker feature for silly posts?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostOfLamontHollinquest Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 I'm about to purchase the new Vista program, does it come with a popup blocker feature for silly posts?? you can tell its the offseason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slateman Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 George would break in half Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dent19 Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 George would break in half :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That is too visual...... But funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen-like Todd Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 I've never heard anything about this, but I'm positive it didn't happen. I'm pretty sure he couldn't jump over a pencil. Muresan was more athletic than you think. Muresan playing soccer (nice hair): Gheorge Muresan with a sick drive down the lane (Gilbertesque). http://youtube.com/watch?v=OZwPftEQZXg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tastes Like Chicken Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 How bout Yao Ming at safety? Talk about being able to see the field! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooper Posted March 20, 2007 Author Share Posted March 20, 2007 Look at the picture! That's how you d a guy up, Carlos Rogers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen-like Todd Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 Oh, I almost forgot about his mad dance skillz: http://youtube.com/watch?v=b1qEBvPmI1s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terpfan Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 Vet min + incentives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 I usually don't try to attack the poster, but the post. In this case I'll make an exception and attack both. Stupid idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brooksflow Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Muresan, but only if Shawn Bradley isn't available. We'll leave Manute Bol out of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooper Posted March 21, 2007 Author Share Posted March 21, 2007 I usually don't try to attack the poster, but the post. In this case I'll make an exception and attack both. Stupid idea. I was obviously being sarcastic when I started this thread. Apparently the DJ Strawberry comment wasn't enough to clue you in. Or you just posted before reading. I could insult you personally but that's more your style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanky731 Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 cocaine is a helluva drug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooper Posted March 21, 2007 Author Share Posted March 21, 2007 cocaine is a helluva drug I agree. You miss obvious sarcasm when you're on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terpfan Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 I was obviously being sarcastic when I started this thread. Apparently the DJ Strawberry comment wasn't enough to clue you in. Or you just posted before reading. I could insult you personally but that's more your style. Hey, if there werent a few people who didnt get it, it wouldnt be as funny. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tastes Like Chicken Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 We should sign the Ultimate Warrior for DE. He has a motor that doesn't quit, shows tremendous explosion and has a nice use of his hands. He does tend to get too vertical at times and scored a 2 on the Wunderlic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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