SkinzFoLife Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 BREAKING NEWS: Terror Alert in Ashburn: AP: Ashburn, VA --Washington Redskins football practice was delayed Nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white Powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Joe Gibbs immediately suspended practice and called the Police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the White substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to Encounter the substance again this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hockeysc23 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 been done before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
santana_4_prez Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 They know exactly where the goal line is...the opponent's goal line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSmithTheReal#36 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 You can't be serious :doh: Why Is this posted every other day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwbiggs Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Your a little late with this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onedrop Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 never heard this one before. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CPortJGibbs89 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 You can't be serious :doh: Why Is this posted every other day This was done a few days ago, enough with this one already. Hey we actually got passed that goal line twice this weekend. I think we need a terror alert for the defense. Enough already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tastes Like Chicken Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 How original. You might want to edit the thread title because anyone who lives out there might be a little freaked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InTikiITrust Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Did you hear? Truman beat Dewey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitzpackage Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Yeah the only alert we need is to tell the D we're playing tackle football and not two-hand touch.:doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonnyRules Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedskinzOwnU Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Dude this was posted a few weeks ago. At least wait a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnFoRcEr_uPu Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 First of all, this is only about 5,000 years old. Second, I hope you get banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitzpackage Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 First of all, this is only about 5,000 years old. Second, I hope you get banned. Maybe NNT'd at least.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinzFoLife Posted November 20, 2006 Author Share Posted November 20, 2006 What takes more energy, you idiots posting that this has already been posted or you just ignoring it and not posting anything at all? If you don't like it or already read it, than drop the keyboard and mouse and step away from the little boy. Nuff Said and to the Virgin who said I should be banned, take your head out of your ass, move out of your moms basement and talk to a girl for a change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurent Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Breaking news, this messages has been posted on a gazillion message boards all over the country, it is no longer funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovetoaster Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Not this again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Matt Kyriacou Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Ummmmmmmmmm:sucks: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbruce0 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I like the F - - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC_Native,NC_Fan Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 What takes more energy, you idiots posting that this has already been posted or you just ignoring it and not posting anything at all? If you don't like it or already read it, than drop the keyboard and mouse and step away from the little boy. Nuff Said and to the Virgin who said I should be banned, take your head out of your ass, move out of your moms basement and talk to a girl for a change. Why is "Virgin" capitalized? Are you talking **** about Mary? Wtf did she ever do to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgitta Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 You forgot to add "natural gas is odorless and a scent is added so people can tell when there's a leak." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsburySkinsFan Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 This might have been funny if we hadn't scored two Touchdowns yesterday! But, since we have seen the endzone...funny....not so much. Next time try calling the TBS Funny Hotline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Clark Fan Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Loser of the year award goes to the starter of this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDSKINZ-RIDEORDIE Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 What the hell, we losing, leave us alone. Do that **** to the cowboys. Just kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conejo Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 They found the endzone yesterday twice! Try making a joke about the defense that would be more appropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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