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UFC 118: Hey there's a championship fight you know.

Nate Diaz vs. Marcus Davis: We've been waiting for Nate to take that next step in his evolution as a MMArtist for a while. He's STILL young (we've been saying that for 5 years), but I just don't get the sense that time will change him too much. On the flip side, Marcus isn't getting any younger. And while he himself has a damn good ground game, it isn't on the level of a Diaz brother. Diaz takes a beating for two rounds and triangles Marcus.

Diaz, triangle, round 3.

Kenny Florian vs. Gray Maynard: I simply think Florian is a class above Gray. Maynard's best bet is to, surprise, blanket to a victory. Florian is a crafty SOB, I think he'll be able to land a sweep or a big shot and wrap this baby up.

Florian, RNC, round 3.

Demian Maia vs. Mario Miranda: Huge fight for Miranda, and he can probably fight out of 60% of the positions he might find himself in on the ground here. Hard to tell where Maia's striking is at, he's been with Wand for a while now. Interesting fight, I'll just play it safe.

Maia, Unanimous Decision.

Randy Couture vs. James Toney: Insanely nervous for this fight. I'm not the biggest Couture fan in the world, but tonight I am. Fake as many shots as it takes to find what throws Toney off. Game.

Couture, arm triangle, round 1.

Frankie Edgar vs. BJ Penn: I think if Frankie avoids any brain farts or missteps, he has another good chance. He's got to be sharp as a tack, because BJ looks to strike lightning at all times. I just can't imagine BJ not bum rushing this dude tonight. He will find a way to corral him and land something Frankie doesn't see.

BJ, KO, round 2.

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Demian Maia vs. Mario Miranda: Huge fight for Miranda, and he can probably fight out of 60% of the positions he might find himself in on the ground here. Hard to tell where Maia's striking is at, he's been with Wand for a while now. Interesting fight, I'll just play it safe.

Maia, Unanimous Decision.

What if Miranda pulls a "Silva" on him and dances behind the referee the whole 5 rounds ? :silly: Same prediction ?

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Haha, hey didn't you miss out on the best part of UFC 117, since you fell asleep during the Sonnen-Silva fight ? :ols:

That was someone else. I came home from a party and watched only the Sonnen-Silva fight via webcam to my friend's living room big screen. Not the same rush, btw. :)

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I meant to say you don't even need a football team with Albright snapping the ball.

So basically he snaps it through his legs behind him in a way that it loops back the other way over his head as he runs toward the end zone and catches his own snap for a TD ?

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So basically he snaps it through his legs behind him in a way that it loops back the other way over his head as he runs toward the end zone and catches his own snap for a TD ?

Not only that, he wrote the play, studied it in his own meeting, made himself run laps for falling asleep during that meeting, and has freckles.

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....and has freckles.

There you have it, Ladies and Gentleman. I hope his agent takes advantage of his unique freckle trait by getting him a 90 Million Dollar Bonus for that accomplishment.

Oh wait - I'm sure he's his own agent, as well.

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