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Suit: NBA Player Watching Porn, Drunk Before Crash

Claim Targets Minnesota Timberwolves' Eddie Griffin

(CBS) MINNEAPOLIS On March 30, Minnesota Timberwolves center Eddie Griffin was drunk and masturbating when he crashed his luxury SUV into a parked Suburban outside a store in Minneapolis, according to a lawsuit filed Thursday by the man whose Suburban was hit in the crash.

WCCO-TV obtained copies of 911 calls and store surveillance video of the incident, along with an accident report the police submitted to the state, reports WCCO-TV's Caroline Lowe.

Several of the 911 callers that night said Griffin was drunk. One witness said Griffin told him he was watching pornography in a DVD player mounted on the dashboard of his Cadillac Escalade SUV when he struck a Chevy Suburban parked on University Avenue Southeast.

The location where Griffin crashed is located a couple miles from the Target Center where Griffin had played with his team several hours earlier.

Abed Hassuneh, who is the brother of the victim, said Griffin told him, "That he was masturbating himself going down that street. That's how the accident happened because he was not paying attention. He's paying attention to that video and all of a sudden he's shoveled somebody's car on the top of the sidewalk."

Interim Minneapolis Police Chief Tim Dolan ordered an internal affairs investigation of the conduct of the two officers who responded to the scene, after WCCO-TV made Dolan aware of allegations about the incident.

Key questions are why Griffin wasn't tested for alcohol and why the officers drove him out of the city to his home in St. Paul. Griffin also received tickets for not having a license and inattentive driving.

Griffin's damaged SUV was towed to the Minneapolis impound lot.

Dolan told WCCO-TV he expects impartial policing. Dolan also said officers must get permission to leave the city.

"Obviously, if somebody is drunk and they are driving we want that dealt with by the police officers of Minneapolis," Dolan said.

In the video, Griffin can be heard pleading with witnesses to not call police saying, "I can't go to jail."

The video also shows Griffin admitting he is drunk and doesn't have a driver's license.

The video shows him struggling for minutes to put on his sweatshirt and offering to buy a car for the man who's SUV he crashed into in front of Santana Foods.

Griffin was not available for comment. When he was interviewed by reporters after the crash happened, he said he had dropped his cell phone as he drove.

The two officers involved in the incident, Daniel Anderson and Matthew Lindquist, have been with the Minneapolis Police Department since October 2001. The officers remain on duty pending the outcome of the internal investigation.

http://wfrv.com/watercooler/watercooler_story_180174619.html (article)

http://wfrv.com/video/?id=18021@wcco.dayport.com (video news story)

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Proposed Man Law:

Similar to how being caught in a theatre engaging in auto-eroticism is referred to as "Pulling a Pee Wee," henceforth, getting into traffic-related difficulties (whether under the influence or not) while engaging in auto-eroticism shall be dubbed "Pulling a Griffin."

Second?

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Proposed Man Law:

Similar to how being caught in a theatre engaging in auto-eroticism is referred to as "Pulling a Pee Wee," henceforth, getting into traffic-related difficulties (whether under the influence or not) while engaging in auto-eroticism shall be dubbed "Pulling a Griffin."

Second?

:laugh: :laugh: nice one

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Similar to how being caught in a theatre engaging in auto-eroticism is referred to as "Pulling a Pee Wee," henceforth, getting into traffic-related difficulties (whether under the influence or not) while engaging in auto-eroticism shall be dubbed "Pulling a Griffin."

No pun intended.

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This is just an allegation in a lawsuit. We don't know it's true.

I kind of hope for Griffin's sake that it is true, though, because no one's going to believe him anyway, and it'd probably be worse to be falsely accused of something like this.

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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Ever since they started putting monitors in cars, I've thought its only a matter of time before something like this happens. :laugh: Its hilarious that it was a high-profile athlete that did it though...aren't these guys drowning in poonanny?

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Wow, I was shocked at the headline till I saw it was Eddie Griffin.

Just a normal night for Eddie.

Sad but true. Dude has serious problems. Thought he was going to turn it around after all that went down in Houston but I guess not.

Another wasted life, another wasted talent. It's not too late for him to save his life.

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Raise your hand if you thought this was about A.C. Green before you read it.

*raises hand*

LMAO

I kinda feel bad for Eddie, he had so much potential coming out of UConn, he should have stuck around long and matured a bit.

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I kinda feel bad for Eddie, he had so much potential coming out of UConn, he should have stuck around long and matured a bit.

He went to Seton Hall, not UCONN. That is an insane story though.

Out of all the players in the NBA, I think Griffin and Tyson Chandler are the two that piss me off the most. If I had Griffin's size/athleticism I would be an all-star in the NBA. Same goes for Tyson Chandler.

The best part of that whole thing is "I'll buy you any car you want............not a Bently".

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