gchwood Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 After posting in the animal rights thread, I started to think about how much I hate cats. Part of this hatred is because I am deathly allergic to them. But mostly it is because they act like they are the kings/queens of the world. Whenever I see one, I want to rear back and kick that cat 80 yards. How many of you are cat-haters and why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 After posting in the animal rights thread, I started to think about how much I hate cats.Part of this hatred is because I am deathly allergic to them. But mostly it is because they act like they are the kings/queens of the world. Whenever I see one, I want to rear back and kick that cat 80 yards. But how do you really feel? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Cat-hater of the year: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twenty-eight Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Not a cool thread! I think you would be a fan of my kitty, SANTANA! We hang out all the time, she even enjoys watching me play madden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twenty-eight Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Cat-hater of the year: :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumrunner6900 Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Very cool thread...cat-haters unite! They are worthless little furballs, and the stink! They stink like...stink....damn concentated urine!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
21KO Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Whenever I see one, I want to rear back and kick that cat 80 yards. Let me know when you plan to do that. I'd love to be there, you sick ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumrunner6900 Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Whenever I see one, I want to rear back and kick that cat 80 yards. Why aren't you at the combine? Think we can get you in under the cap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiebear Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 My cat will chase an aluminum foil ball and bring it back for an hour. It comes when its called... It's never been outside the house though so that might have something to do with it... Got the beagle Dog, beta Fish, agole Lizard, teddybear Hampster also... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Whenever I see one, I want to rear back and kick that cat 80 yards. meds and counseling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsBry Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 I don't like'em, reasons why: 1. Allergies 2. I used to have this "Christopher Lowell" type neighbor living above me who would attract strays and then I'd be stuck with them fighting and mating right outside my bedroom window at night. 3. They kill wildlife, for example, baby rabbits and baby pheasants. 4. They have no personality That's just some of the reasons off the top of my head. Whenever I see a dead cat along side of the road, I yell out, "Here kitty, kitty!" Cat hating friends get a kick out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heidenreich Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 My roomate has two cats. They're stupid. THey fight with each other & generally run away from anyone. On the plus side, one of them is starting to answer to the name Portis..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief skin Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 I got 2 cats they are brothers from the same litter and are the coolest cats I have ever had, solid black 23 pounds and his brother is striped grey and black 20 pounder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 anyone have a link to the pic that has the little kitten with two monsters chasing it saying "everytime you masterbate, God kills a kitten" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rictus58 Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 some of you people have serious issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinsfan1311 Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 I'm a hater.....maybe it's the "****s in a box and walks on kitchen counters" thing that get's to me..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gchwood Posted February 23, 2006 Author Share Posted February 23, 2006 Why aren't you at the combine? Think we can get you in under the cap? I have been know to kick 45 yard fgs, but I don't know if you could get my under the cap. I have high expectations. Plus I can only kick cats 80 yds, as they have so much hot air in them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gchwood Posted February 23, 2006 Author Share Posted February 23, 2006 Not a cool thread! I think you would be a fan of my kitty, SANTANA! We hang out all the time, she even enjoys watching me play madden. You should rename the cat, something like Michael Irvin, and then kick the crap out of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gchwood Posted February 23, 2006 Author Share Posted February 23, 2006 I don't like'em, reasons why:2. I used to have this "Christopher Lowell" type neighbor living above me who would attract strays and then I'd be stuck with them fighting and mating right outside my bedroom window at night. QUOTE] Now is it the "Christopher Lowell" neighbor fighting and mating with the cats or the cats amongst themselves? Cuz if it is the neighbor mating with cats outside your bedroom window than you may need to seek professional therapy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsBry Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 I don't like'em, reasons why:2. I used to have this "Christopher Lowell" type neighbor living above me who would attract strays and then I'd be stuck with them fighting and mating right outside my bedroom window at night. QUOTE] Now is it the "Christopher Lowell" neighbor fighting and mating with the cats or the cats amongst themselves? Cuz if it is the neighbor mating with cats outside your bedroom window than you may need to seek professional therapy :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: It was the cats that were mating, he was responsible for them being there. I guess he was more like this guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 anyone have a link to the pic that has the little kitten with two monsters chasing it saying "everytime you masterbate, God kills a kitten" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 ah there it is, good job pleaseblitz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailYeah Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 I used to be a fervent cat hater. My friend and I used to toss his cat in to the swimming pool when we were kids. :laugh: Recently, actually this Christmas, I got my girlfriend a kitten and my sister got one too and we (my girlfriend and I) are currently taking care of both of them. They are not so bad, really. Sure they want attention, but not as much as a puppy, which is nice. They are clean, a plus. And they are quiet, which to me is the most important thing. Living in a apt. building there is no way we could have a dog barking all the f-ing time. I still like dogs more. I think they are cooler, more humble, and live to be your friend. But cats are not as horrible as I once thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 ah there it is, good job pleaseblitz No sweat. So, to all the cat haters on this board: masturbate more. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
81+83+84=Posse Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 I love that picture! If it were only true. Then it would be like double the pleasure. Yeah, I don't like cats either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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