Zen-like Todd Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 That's the opposite of the South Park episode where Japan tries to take over the United States. Every time an American starts to get suspicious, the Japanese guys say "Oh, you american, you have big penis! We Japanese, we have such small penis!" at which point the Americans get ****y (pun intended) and go "Well, I dont see how they could do anything with such small penises". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsNut73 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 i've seen bigger but 6 1/2 inches in GIRTH? That's literally impossible. Well, the article did say it was in a semi-relaxed state... :whoknows: I agree about the 6.5" though...that's like the size of a friggin Pringles can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander PK Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 I agree about the 6.5" though...that's like the size of a friggin Pringles can You punk, I've got to clean my monitor now. :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinned Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 You punk, I've got to clean my monitor now. :rotflmao: In this thread, that might need some clarification... :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander PK Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 In this thread, that might need some clarification... :laugh: Water... :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander PK Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 I agree about the 6.5" though...that's like the size of a friggin Pringles can "MY GOD THE BOY IS DEFORMED" Cherry Forever Porkys :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 I think the judge will have a hard time swallowing err accepting this piece of evidence He could look at shane diesel aka blackzilla and say yo stubby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsNut73 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Too bad Johnny Cochran passed away....we need one of those "if the glove don't fit, you must acquit" lines for this super-endowed defendant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Too bad Johnny Cochran passed away....we need one of those "if the glove don't fit, you must acquit" lines for this super-endowed defendant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dks1240 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 sorry you guys had to find out this way that size really does matter :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiebear Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Actually 6.5 inches around is just slightly bigger than the average girls wrist.. Aint to hard to achieve... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 i've seen bigger but 6 1/2 inches in GIRTH? That's literally impossible. I'm assuming they are talking about circumference, not diameter...I'm not familiar with the current penis measurement techniques. Here's a story for ya: So a horse is walking on a farm, and stumbles into a mud pit. He struggles to get out, and quickly sinks deeper into the mud. The horse, discouraged, stops struggling and waits for someone to come help him. Pretty soon, a baby chicken comes walking up and finds the horse stuck in the mud. "Thank god," says the horse. "Please help me out of here!" "Okay," says the chick. "Go get the farmer's mustang from the garage and some rope. Drive it over here, tie the rope to the chassis and pull me out!" said the horse. So the chick went to get the farmer's mustang. Pretty soon she came driving back with some rope. The horse took one end in his mouth, and the chick tied the other end to the mustang. She got in, drove away and slowly pulled the horse out of the mud. About a week later, the chick was walking around the farm, and fell into the same exact mud pit. She started to struggle, but found herself sinking deeper. Pretty soon, the horse came walking by. "Horse, thank god! You've got to help me out of the mud pit!" said the chick. "Okay," said the horse. He walked up the mud pile, and let his penis hang down to the chick. The chick grabbed it, and the horse walked backwards and pulled her out. MORAL: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a mustang to pick up chicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannon2 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 This thread is officially rediculous. Im good with what I got. That friggin guy has 5 limbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ntotoro Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 i've seen bigger Not exactly a way to win the boys over... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Not exactly a way to win the boys over... :laugh: :laugh: on a side note, this defense seems a little bit ridiculous. I would have to think that there are other pieces of evidence/etc. more relevant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redman Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 I don't think the defendant has a leg to stand on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted November 2, 2005 Author Share Posted November 2, 2005 Not exactly a way to win the boys over... I imagine she's looking for men, not boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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