China Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Penis size used as defence in trial Accused claims he's too large to have committed sexual assault By TRACY MCLAUGHLIN, SPECIAL TO THE SUN NEWMARKET -- A Superior Court judge must decide whether to believe a 21-year-old accused who says he could not have committed a sexual assault because his penis is too big. Mischa Beutling, a second-year engineering student at McMaster University in Hamilton, has pleaded not guilty to sexual assault on a friend who spent the night with him after partying at a Barrie bar during study week in February 2004. Earlier in the trial, which has been in and out of court for months, a urologist testified that Beutling's penis is in the top 5% range for size in comparison to the doctor's other patients. PLASTIC MODEL The urologist showed the court a plastic model of a penis approximating the accused's member at a semi-relaxed state, which measured 8 1/2 inches in length and 6 1/2 inches in girth. He said a woman who has not given birth might have discomfort or tearing if she had intercourse with a penis that size, especially if she was not sexually aroused. But Crown attorney Bhavna Bhangu scoffed at the account, noting that Beutling's reference to his size as a "two-by-four" is an exaggeration compared to the size of the plastic model. "It's hardly a two-by-four," she said. She also noted that he has never actually measured himself. Bhangu also said the "size theory" was never put to the complainant on the witness stand for her account. TRAUMATIZED Bhangu said the woman was traumatized when Beutling, who is 6-foot-7 and 240 pounds and who she believed was her close friend, forced himself on her. Justice Margaret Eberhard must weigh the evidence, including the plastic model. A verdict is expected next month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DButz65 Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 LOL ya right, we all know they make super slippery lubes now a days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsNut73 Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 The urologist showed the court a plastic model of a penis approximating the accused's member at a semi-relaxed state, which measured 8 1/2 inches in length and 6 1/2 inches in girth. Damn.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ntotoro Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 LOL ya right, we all know they make super slippery lubes now a days! I was thinking the same thing, but didn't want to type it... I can't really say this too well without it sounding crass, but Gloria Stewart could probably... errr... accomodate someone that size without arousal if even just off-the-shelf KY was used. Women who take antidepressants often have difficulty with arousal and some sort of lubricant is necessary. It works almost better than the "real" thing. If he used some sort of lubricant, he could easily have vaginal penetration of even the least-willing or least-capable woman. His size, while quite impressive outside the porn industry (or even in it, depending on the definition of "semi-relaxed"), wouldn't be a factor. Lame excuse. 1000% chance he could have sexually assaulted this girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad4comp Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Well now i know where the term, "Hung like a horse" comes from.... man.... (two by four is an understatement, more like a redwood tree...lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 he is not that big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUNSTONE Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 I had some college roommates about 6 years ago. We were all sitting around talking some girls, when one of the girls said "Biggest Penis Contest!!!" One of my roommates jumped up and dropped his pants! And out comes this freaken anaconda!:rubeyes: Needless to say, no one else took up the challenge. :notworthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad4comp Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 One of my roommates jumped up and dropped his pants! And out comes this freaken anaconda!:rubeyes: Needless to say, no one else took up the challenge. :notworthy Hes lucky, Ronjeremy wasnt there :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeRedskins Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Penis size used as defence in trial Earlier in the trial, which has been in and out of court for months, a urologist testified that Beutling's penis is in the top 5% range for size in comparison to the doctor's other patients. I am probably the only one that finds this funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ball Coach Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 He is certainly going to great lengths to brag about his penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ntotoro Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 He is certainly going to great lengths to brag about his penis. I think he's looking for potential conjugal visits, just in-case he goes to prison... He oughta' be pretty popular in prison without them, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endzone_dave Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 He is certainly going to great lengths to brag about his penis. The puns never stop, do they. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 in and out of court for months. :laugh:I guess he was hard pressed to present a defence that would stand up to the prosecution's bone of contention. That Judge might hand down some stiff punishment requiring him to do hard time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander PK Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 lol, that story reminds me of a co-worker of mine, who was hung like a bull, and he was all to happy to let everybody KNOW that he was hung like a bull also. He would get drunk at parties, and then whip out his "party favor" and start chasing the women with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 lol, that story reminds me of a co-worker of mine, who was hung like a bull, and he was all to happy to let everybody KNOW that he was hung like a bull also. He would get drunk at parties, and then whip out his "party favor" and start chasing the women with it. Where the HELL did you work?? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoCommiesGo Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 :laugh:I guess he was hard pressed to present a defence that would stand up to the prosecution's bone of contention. That Judge might hand down some stiff punishment requiring him to do hard time :applause: Very aptly worded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ntotoro Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 lol, that story reminds me of a co-worker of mine, who was hung like a bull, and he was all to happy to let everybody KNOW that he was hung like a bull also. He would get drunk at parties, and then whip out his "party favor" and start chasing the women with it. We had an experience like that, sort of, at a Christmas party three years ago when I worked at the FCC. My former mananger was a big Norwegian dude... 6'8". You can see where this is going. Everyone was getting tanked. Yes, at work. My boss takes off his pants, for whatever reason. One woman at work got more brave and more brave by the drink. She eventually yanks off his underwear. I swear it got dark in there because the moon sun must have been blocked. All you could do was applaud, man or woman... :applause: We were at the Kabob Palace in Crystal City a month or two later. Either the owner or his brother remarked how tall my boss, but didn't quite have a firm grasp of English. He said "Wow... you my longest customer!" All we could do was ask if he had attended our Christmas Party, otherwise how would he know... :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander PK Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Where the HELL did you work?? :laugh: the local county detention center. (some of the craziest parties, are Law Enforcement parties) :laugh: He's lucky no "offended" woman ever pressed charges on him. He's now a Navy Diver, and finally settled down with one woman. Lives in Baltimore. I talk to him every once in a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUNSTONE Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 My roommate with the huge slong was only a 5'10 wide reciever who could run a 4.1 or 4.3 something like that. He was definitly a lady chaser, and he got a lot of young ladys pregnant that way. That's too bad, but anyways one day he was walking this chick out from his bedroom. She came over from time to time for one thing, sex. So as he is walking her out, his best friend also comes out of the room. Me: What the??...Where did you come from??? Him: From the closet. Me: What!? lmao Him: Dawg, that's some good sex. He goes in there and watchs his buddy have sex! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endzone_dave Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 I was wondering why they wouldn't just have the guy whip it out in the courtroom but I'm sure they didn't think the evidence would stand up in court. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander PK Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 I was wondering why they wouldn't just have the guy whip it out in the courtroom but I'm sure they didn't think the evidence would stand up in court. Nice.. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUNSTONE Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 WOW too funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DButz65 Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 I was wondering why they wouldn't just have the guy whip it out in the courtroom but I'm sure they didn't think the evidence would stand up in court. LMAO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissU28 Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 i've seen bigger but 6 1/2 inches in GIRTH? That's literally impossible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scskin Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 lawyer: your honor I would like to present this and record it as exhibit A. jurors: oh my god you should see..... female judge: oral,oral in this court. One more outburst like that and I'll clean...I mean clear this courtroom! prosecuter: this is going to be one of the hardest cases I've ever tried. judge: court reporter could you read back that statement. court reporter: Um, the last thing I typed was Oh my God!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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