bubba9497 Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pez Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I'm sorry dude that doesn't even need a caption..... By the way... thanks, I just snorted tea outta my nose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trimee Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 Did you see the interview? Rod Woodson said on NFL Network that Portis (ad libbing) 'musta taken ballet leason, like my 2 little girls!'-Portis was giggling all the way through the press confrence. Like he was stoned. I think (hope) he lost a bet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amm11387 Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 I'm the HAMburgler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walking Deadman Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 "y'know the movie A Vampire in Brooklyn? Well, I'm Jerome from South East DC." From CP himself......I don't get it but it always makes his press conferences interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigskinbauer Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 random drug testing???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terpfan Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 LOL Portis is the craziest guy in the NFL, gotta love him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_OVERGOLD Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 that video was funny. Laughed the whole time watching it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GSF Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 The best caption is what Portis said: "My name is Jerome and I'm from the Southside of DC" :laugh: Man that interview was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan035 Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 "I'd do another cartwheel but my sunglasses might fall off!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChocolateCitySkin Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 "Hold me closer tiny Dancer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 Hi, My name's Jerome and I invite you to come see me in the new off-Broadway sensation "Elton of the Opera". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No_Pressure Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 Hey guys, how bout I smoke some rocks before I talk to the press every week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKeyBlue Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 " Im hiding so ST doesnt bust a cap" "Jus keepin it real" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raub Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 He looks like the Die Fledermaus character from The Tick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 " Im hiding so ST doesnt bust a cap" "Jus keepin it real" All due respect Blue, it wasn't all that funny the first time you used that one. Certainly not after the 4th time. C'mon man. Give the Taylor stuff a rest. Try something original. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brooksfb Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 While you trip on my britches I get paid in riches Spittin' Huggy Bear pitches To keep y'all in stitches Got no time fo' witches, now "Where's my B!tches?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NFC Beast Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 Hey guys, how bout I smoke some rocks before I talk to the press every week. you forgot.... hee heeee hee heeeee eheehe heeee heeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallntfox Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 "You'd be amazed at the sh-t you can find at the dollar store" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinz_4_life Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 this is what u get when u cross james brown with zorro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyfar Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 "Holy BluBlockers Batman, what will we do against the villainous Eli, and Plasticoman?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TC4 Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 At a press confrence at Redskins Park, Redskins RB Clinton Portis today revealed his new off season job as the crime fighting super hero "The Black Hornet" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Prime Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 I'm Rick James Beitch.. Now come give Sean Taylor some sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackdaddydean Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 "I'm sorry to bother you guys but i seem to have misplaced my childhood" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
28rdsknsfn28 Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 Now presenting the player formerly known as Clinton Portis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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