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Yeah, this will easily get spun as an example of librul wokism taking complete control of our nation's defense forces so vote Republican if you don't want to get invaded by European NAMBLA Pedos who will outlaw religion and send Christians to deprogramming camps.

It's past Labor Day, so it's time to start talking about magic numbers-- Orioles magic numbers as of this morning: 22: AL home field advantage (must surpass Tampa; tiebreaker TBD with season series at 6-3 Baltimore and 4 games to play) 22: Win the AL East (must surpass Tampa; tiebreaker still TBD with season series at 6-3 Baltimore and 4 games to play) 22: Clinch a Wild Card bye (must surpass Tampa; tiebreaker still TBD with season series at 6-3 Baltimore and 4 games to play) 14: Eliminate the Blue Jays from winning the division (Orioles have tiebreaker) 12*: Clinch a playoff appearance (it's less than 14 because the Blue Jays and Rangers play a 4 game series next week) 11: Eliminate the Red Sox from winning the division (tiebreaker TBD with season series at 3-3 and 7 games to play) 7: Eliminate the Yankees from winning the division (Orioles have tiebreaker)

Whoever made this meme clearly hasn't watched Michigan football for the past 50 years. A supposedly "easy" win out west is ripe for a Michigan letdown.

Bill Burr figured out the secret to youth (both penile and non-penile) years ago... WARNING: NSFW and politically incorrect language...

"Sir this is a Wendy's ..."

LOL, I got a 21/60 (35%) on an AP Physics test in high school and it was the highest grade in the class.

Being a Chicagoan I’m stuck watching the White Sox coverage of this series and their broadcast team is very complimentary of the Os. Also I feel for the White Sox at the moment— that franchise is in shambles at every level.

Bob stood strong and relatively wholesome even as daytime TV morphed into whatever it was that Sally Jesse Raphael was doing. RIP.

LOL this reminds me of a news story from ~2007 when Chad Ochocinco raced a horse as part of a promotional stunt. Of course this was literally weeks after the Michaek Vick dogfighting scandal broke, so the headline, "Chad Ochocinco beats a horse," went viral.

Also i shower at night.

LOL THEYRE DISCUSSING UFO CONSPIRACY THEORIES. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Somewhere in heaven, Jerry Springer is smiling down on us tonight.

vivek sounds like he’s angling for trumps running mate.

If I told my gay friends, “you’re not just gay, you’re very gay,” most would take that as a compliment.

Ooooh climate change q— this should be good

I feel like I’m watching pro wrestling. The only things missing from this debate are The People’s Elbow and Stacy Keibler’s legs.

Oddly enough, the 35 star US flag was only used for 2 years, going from July 4 1863, until July 4, 1865. It was the flag under which the United States won the Civil War.

Relationships 101— keeping the peace when the Commanders game and Bachelorette finale are airing at the same time

I'm actually surprised Tim Scott is running for President. He seems like a viable candidate from the pre-2016 era of the Republican party and he'd have no reason to go toe-to-toe with Trump at the moment. For those types of Republicans, I'd agree 100%-- let Trump burn things to the ground and then show up for the rebuild.

One of my friends was telling me that the best thing about having a young son is that he can walk into a toy store and buy whatever he wants with no judgement-- "I need that Lego set, the rocket ship, definitely the Hot Wheels race track..."

"Donald Trump needs your 250 nickels to investigate and correct this great injustice. Please send money today, or those dollar-bill owning elites win forever."

I bet Trump's Election Fraud report also goes to a different high school in Canada.

LOL, I was reading something about the The Junction Boys a while back (the movie about Bear Bryants first season at Texas A&M, and how he made a bunch of college kids practice for 10-12 hours a day in 100 degree heat without water breaks). In the movie, he molds them into a winning football team. In reality, half the kids left the program, and the team went 1-9. The following season they went 7-2-1 with a bunch of new players. My girlfriend tells me one of her holiday highlights is watching my reactions to the one Christmas Hallmark movie she makes me watch each year... "Wait?!? So she's single on Christmas, and she's standing in a Christmas wedding, alongside her high school guy friend whose also single, and her birhday is on Christmas, and she's back in her hometown, also named Christmastown? Why do we need to watch the rest of this?!?"