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balki1867 Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 ^^^ If you're gonna get caught cheating, you gotta hope it's as clean and friendly a confrontation as that. A scavenger hunt thrown in as a bonus? She's a keeper... I feel like that nice letter would be fairly compelling evidence in a small claims trial if he can't find all his stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 (edited) Obit of the Year. I wish I knew this guy... John E. Holden, alias Jack, took the Deep Six, Monday, May 27, 2013 at the Willow Valley Retirement Community after a life filled with endless laughter and debauchery. While flying his beloved Corsair as a Marine Fighter Pilot during WWII, he was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross for his combat activities, the Air Medal for action in Okinawa in 1945 and the Distinguished Fleeing Cross for avoiding numerous women who were seeking child support under unproven circumstances.After WWII he spent eight years with the Armstrong Cork Company and resigned with the title of Assistant Director of Advertising plus a dinky pension. He then joined the Hubley Toy Company and later became an independent toy designer.He was a longstanding member of the Lancaster Country Club, the Hamilton Club and the International Mickey Mouse Club from which he was immediately banned after providing housing for a number stray cats.For many years prior to his demise, he wrote a tongue in cheek publication at Willow Valley called "The Wrinkle Valley News" where he had close to a thousand readers whom he referred to as "The Inmates of Wrinkle Valley." They fully enjoyed his creative humor and his intention to help them make unwise decisions in their hectic lives.Jack was widowed ten years ago after sixty-one years of marriage to Elaine Ewing Holden. He has had a number of other wives recently, none of which were his. Three daughters, Holly, Wendy and Anne Holden and a son, John E. Holden, Jr. have managed to survive despite being related to their father. His last words were "I'm really going to miss myself."Read more: http://lancasteronline.com/obituaries/local/856748_John-E--Holden.html#ixzz2VFZgjXXf (He wrote his own obituary.) Edited June 4, 2013 by Dan T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 (edited) First week of June and Sacramento is turning into Death Valley. WTF!>! Friday Clear. High of 109F. Winds from the NW at 5 to 10 mph. Friday Night Clear. Low of 68F. Winds from the WNW at 5 to 10 mph. Saturday Clear in the morning, then partly cloudy. High of 109F. Winds from the NW at 5 to 10 mph. Saturday Night Clear. Low of 68F. Winds from the SW at 5 to 10 mph. BTW - Death Valley will actually be 15 degrees cooler this weekend. Seriously, WTF??? Edited June 4, 2013 by The Evil Genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Nevermind the subject matter of the song, I can't believe this girl is only 10. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GCVmO5lTo0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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HooHog Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 EG - that girl has some crazy pipes. She'll make some money if she keeps with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chew Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Nevermind the subject matter of the song, I can't believe this girl is only 10. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GCVmO5lTo0 i actually turned to the show just as she took the stage last night. amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 I've been self-own3d by ES's redsign... Where is the shortcut icon now for posting videos? Or does it no longer exist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 (edited) True story that I've copied. Apparently, Storm is really into Klingons. Truth really is stranger than fiction. When the late, great comic book writer Dwayne McDuffie went to see Star Trek VI, he had what might well be the strangest encounter of his life. It was 1991, and Undiscovered Country was about to be released wide in theaters when a friend of McDuffie's offered him a chance to see the movie early. It would be tricky -- Dwayne could get into the New York City premiere, but he'd have to sneak in without an official invite. If, at any moment, someone figured out he didn't belong there, he'd get the boot! But McDuffie still managed. He hunkered down and waited for the movie to begin. That's when the unthinkable happened -- Halle Berry (and her friend) sat down right in front of him. And that's when things got ... weird. It seems Halle Berry kept turning around to look at McDuffie and then began giggling. Why? Well, it turns out she thought Dwayne was Michael "Worf, son of Mog" Dorn. This, allegedly, is the play-by-play: But it gets better! Halle Berry turns around again. BIG smile on her face. HALLE BERRY I’m sorry to bother you, Mr. Dorn. I’ve always had a huge crush on you and I’m a huge fan. DWAYNE (softly, trying to keep a low profile) I’m sorry. I’m not Michael Dorn. HALLE BERRY You don’t have to lie. I know who you are. DWAYNE I’m not Michael Dorn. Halle Berry’s smile fades. Now looks angry. She turns around and talks animatedly with her friend. Dwayne hopes this is over. Halle Berry turns around again. HALLE BERRY I don’t know why you’re acting like this. You’re OBVIOUSLY Michael Dorn. DWAYNE (pleading) I am telling you. I am NOT Michael Dorn. Well, as we all know, Michael Dorn is in Star Trek VI. And Ms. Berry was mad! The movie begins. Everyone is watching... ...when Halle Berry turns around again. HALLE BERRY I can’t believe I had a crush on you! You’re a real jerk, you know that? Everyone in the balcony is now watching Halle Berry and Dwayne. DWAYNE I AM NOT MICHAEL DORN! HALLE BERRY YOU BETTER NOT BE IN THIS MOVIE! I SWEAR, YOU BETTER NOT BE IN THIS MOVIE! Somehow, despite the outbursts, Dwayne managed not to get kicked out. However, Berry was so upset that, apparently, she and her friend walked out of the movie. Halle Berry leaps to her feet, turns around, and points accusingly at Dwayne. HALLE BERRY I KNEW IT! I KNEW YOU WERE IN THIS MOVIE! YOU ARE SUCH A PHONY-- DWAYNE SIT!! DOWN!! There's a fantastic coda to this story. When McDuffie was working on Justice League Unlimited he had the chance to recount the story to Michael Dorn himself. Dorn's response is priceless. Michael Dorn listens politely – nods, but doesn’t react as he listens. Dwayne finishes explaining how Halle “one of the most gorgeous women in the universe” Berry had a huge crush on Michael Dorn. Until Dwayne ruined it. And Dwayne apologizes that Halle “one of the most gorgeous women in the universe” Berry now hates Dorn and it’s all Dwayne’s fault. Finally... MICHAEL DORN (in Klingon voice) I’VE KILLED MEN FOR LESS THAN THAT! I guess I can see the resemblance..still pretty funny and an epic response from the real Michael Dorn. I've been self-own3d by ES's redsign... Where is the shortcut icon now for posting videos? Or does it no longer exist? You just paste the link and it formats it. Edited June 5, 2013 by The Evil Genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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frostyj Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 I've been self-own3d by ES's redsign... Where is the shortcut icon now for posting videos? Or does it no longer exist? Just copy the youtube URL into the body of the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Daft Punk...with and without helmets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Thanks Evil Genius and frostyJ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Ain't nothing but a G thang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CRobi21 Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 (edited) Designer of this ring must've been a Steelers/Bengals/Browns fan, cause this thing is hideous! Ewwww. The bird is deformed and on some kind of drug and/or a zombie. LOL Edited June 7, 2013 by STBonecrusher21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SuperBash Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Chad Johnson. That is all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 (edited) Chad Johnson. That is all Some of us hadn't heard the news so didn't know what you were referring to. A link would be nice. Here you go: http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9360765/chad-johnson-serve-30-days-jail Edited June 10, 2013 by China Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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