jrfriedm Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 "Your intellagence is only surpased by your ignorance" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickfox45 Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 Originally posted by dreamingwolf is that meaningless advice or useless advice again I contend there is no useless advice without a subject to compare the advice too. For instance if you were attending an orgy for the first time and someone leaned over to you and said check your underwear at the door and that was the protocol, you would appear with it and cool. That would be usefull. i think we all get the point by now. however, i dont think thats the point of this exercise. :2cents: also, if you're alone in the desert, dont fall asleep while the sun is out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDane Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 When traveling in the Andromeda Galaxy, make sure to bring oxygen and a space suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepea436 Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 It's better to have abottle in front of you than a frontal lobatomy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iheartskins Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 What the difference between orange? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iheartskins Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 Remember free advice is worth what it costs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big z Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 you should go play the lottery.....friday's numbers were 3 - 7 - 20 - 24 - 43-(36) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alaadin123 Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 Remember..."It's against the law to commit suicide" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big z Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 don't read this post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alaadin123 Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 Most useless advice-------------------------> If you live in Florida, make sure you fill out your ballot correctly so the person YOU vote for gets the vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxito Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 make sure you put the ttoilet seat down when your done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 If you're in a hurry, ask dreamingwolf for some useless advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxito Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 breathe, shake dance, let it go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Island Boy Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 While putting up sheetrock, dont eat pickles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All In Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 Originally posted by big z don't read this post. too late. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzzlightbeer81 Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 Originally posted by skns4life i have this homework assignment and my teacher wants us to tell him some useless advice about anything. the person with the most useless advice gets a half a letter grade increase. please, everyone just give me the best useless advice you've ever been given!! start ramsey, hes the answer!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancalagon the Black Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 Originally posted by dreamingwolf The point being is that advice is subject driven, perhaps not everyone on that flight would have had a usefull experience from that advice but its possible that a single person in all airline crashs could have benefited from that advice. If we're talking about possible worlds, then there is no useless advice. For example, someone could be about to stand up and get his head cut off by an errant flying machete, but would have been saved by sitting at his terminal to read one more piece of "useless" advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 To steal a line from a favorite show. "Sometimes you have to pull down your pants and slide on the ice". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxito Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 "Mommy, I think I made a bo bo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dks1240 Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 Originally posted by Henry If you're in a hurry, ask dreamingwolf for some useless advice. :laugh: :laugh: nicely done:laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dahogs Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 Never steal a blind man's glasses, or a footless man's shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 Beware of crowing hens. Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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