dreamingwolf Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 is that really useless advice or just bad advice or meaningless advice. If I were in your class I would tell the teacher that it is impossible to give useless advice to a recipiant you do not know. For example, If you ever need help, never, ever call Michael Dukakis. For me that is not useless adivce, merely a given. For others it could be good advice. The bottom line is the recipient is who determines whether the advice was usefull or not, since not all advice reacts the same way with everyones lifestyles. For instance, lets say you give the advice "dont point the barrel of the gun at your face", now to me that would be useless cause Ive already been informed of that, to another that wants to kill themselves or to an ignorant person who hasnt been informed it would be usefull to both of them. If I was given a target for advice I could prescribe useless advice for them, but I dont think there is a universal useless advice. There are many ignorant people in this world, bad advice is always bad advice but useless advice is not always useless to everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Happy Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 Let's get Mark Brunell and sign him to a huge contract. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 see thats either bad advice or good advice, not useless advice. whether you see brunell as useless or not, if hes useless that advice is bad not useless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Island Boy Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 Check your underwear at the door!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 is that meaningless advice or useless advice again I contend there is no useless advice without a subject to compare the advice too. For instance if you were attending an orgy for the first time and someone leaned over to you and said check your underwear at the door and that was the protocol, you would appear with it and cool. That would be usefull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halter91 Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 always wear underwear when leaving the house. always wear clean underwear when leaving the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 could be the tards first outing with a woman, if she sees skid marks it could ruin it. for that tard that would be good advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yomar Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 don't take any wooden nickels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yomar Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 If you are in a plane crash, place your head between your knees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 perhaps the subject is a collector of wooden nickles, that would be bad advice to the subject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 "If you are in a plane crash, place your head between your knees" what if that saved a life, then that would be good advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yomar Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 ummm, yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancalagon the Black Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 Originally posted by dreamingwolf "If you are in a plane crash, place your head between your knees" what if that saved a life, then that would be good advice. It wouldn't save anyone's life. It's something they say to make you feel better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 have you been in a plane crash? The point being is that advice is subject driven, perhaps not everyone on that flight would have had a usefull experience from that advice but its possible that a single person in all airline crashs could have benefited from that advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yomar Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 you are a deep thinker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDane Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 Useless advice: do not attempt hand-to-hand combat with a Tyrannosaurus Rex. It has meaning, and it's good advice. But it's useless because dinosaurs are extinct, time travel is impossible, and Jurassic Park was a movie. :whoknows: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 Don't stop to tie your shoelaces while in the middle of crossing the highway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 Fruit flavored bubble gum is a useful adhesive, but a poor substitue for skipping your morning OJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 A good time machine fixes all problems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 When taking a test and you don't know the answer....guess "C". That never worked! :mad: Someone told me once "Don't piss in the wind". I thought it was only useful if you were facing the wind...if your back is to the wind....you won't have any problems! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poidog22 Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 Never try to limbo on a dingy in the middle of a hurricane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiebear Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 Originally posted by halter91 always wear clean underwear when leaving the house. The Kobe accuser girl would say that was actually GOOD advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiebear Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 Never place the limbo stick in front of the fire pit... Dont Drink and drive on the way to the Police Station to let out your boyfriend... Who is in for Drinking and Driving... Never do 120mph with 100pds worth of Pot in your car... If the bar says (FOP), it is not the bar you want to stick up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buju Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 Eating lightbulbs is a bad way to get your daily fiber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big z Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 if your parachute fails to open while skydiving.....flap your arms furiously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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