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I don’t care about Michigan football but I find this whole cheating scandal hilarious. 
 

First of all, the dude’s name is CONNOR STALIONS which has to be the most real-name-but-closest-to-a-porn-star-name of all time. OF ALL TIME. I cannot think of anyone else who has their real name but it actually sounds like a porn star. There was the immortal Rusty Kuntz but that doesn’t actually sound like a good porn star name, no one wants to catch VD from that guy. But CONNOR STALIONS? That dude ****s. 
 

Second, it’s Harbaugh and he says he has no knowledge of it, which is a lie.  And then Stalions’ lawyer said today that Harbaugh or no other staff member were aware of any improper conduct. Which means Stalions was just trapesing around college football games between gangbang scenes and deciphering signals for the **** of it.  Is anyone buying this?

 

Third, it’s Michigan and while I’m not a huge college football fan, it’s hard to find a fanbase that takes themselves more seriously. Maybe Ohio State or something. Actually, Penn Staters are still really sensitive about the Paterno thing, which is also hilarious. But Michigan is up there. 
 

So Harbaugh is suspended for tomorrow against Penn State in the ACLU Sensitivity Bowl which I’m sure will be a classic. Here’s hoping Penn State wins in a squeaker and there’s a meltdown in Michigan. 
 

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Eh I doubt it.  I root hard for Penn State but I'm not sure they can hang with Michigan.  The defense is elite but I wouldn't be shocked if the offense can only manage 10-17 against Michigan's defense.

 

I think the "do it for Harbaugh" thing is overblown.  I tend to believe the "us against the world" type of hype might last for a few series but keeping that level of adrenaline up for an entire game would be exhausting. Eventually the teams will settle into their usual mindsets.

 

I'll hope for a PSU victory but if I was a betting man, I'd bet on Michigan something like 23-17.  Penn State will finish 10-2 with their usual two losses and we'll wonder if they can ever get higher than their usual #3 spot in the conference.

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I'll also say this, of all the scandals the Big 10 conference has dealt with recently, whether they are proven like the Sandusky thing or the Michigan State doctor, or just alleged like Ohio State and Jim Jordan, sign stealing seems pretty minor.

 

I fail to believe other teams don't do this.  Michigan just got caught.  I'd bet Harbaugh is in the NFL next year and done with this crap.

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Huge game this evening for the Mountaineers.  I've been watching this year with a detached pessimism, but our QB, who I initially did not want to win the QB competition, appears to have turned a corner.  Obviously they are heavy dogs and probably don't have the athletes to hang with OU, but I'm actually interested in watching a game for the first time in a good while (which means they'll get crushed :) ).  

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14 minutes ago, PleaseBlitz said:

Huge game this evening for the Mountaineers.  I've been watching this year with a detached pessimism, but our QB, who I initially did not want to win the QB competition, appears to have turned a corner.  Obviously they are heavy dogs and probably don't have the athletes to hang with OU, but I'm actually interested in watching a game for the first time in a good while (which means they'll get crushed :) ).  

 

Only if it means Neal Brown is gone quicker.

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5 minutes ago, Momma There Goes That Man said:

It really breaks my heart that McAfee has made college gameday, which was by far the best pregame show behind NBA on TNT, pretty much unwatchable to me. 

 

Meh. Corso has been senile on it for 5 years. That alone made it unwatchable...and Herby being a giant Ohio State douche. 

 

They're really going to just keep rolling Corso out there until he strokes out on TV, huh? 

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5 minutes ago, TradeTheBeal! said:

As the great Kip Winger once sang, PB might be “headed for a heartbreak”.

 

TO BE VERY CLEAR:  I did not say that I think WVU will win.  I said I'm interested in watching the game, which is several steps up from where I've been all season. 

 

It's like when the Commanders play against a team that has my fantasy football players on it.  I assume the Commanders will lose, but the game is at least interesting. :)

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This is a refreshing start.  Usually the defense balls out vs. Michigan and Ohio State for a half but gets worn out because the offense can't do anything.  Even though it ended with only three points, the fact that the defense got a rest is different.  Hopefully it continues.

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13 minutes ago, Forehead said:

This is a refreshing start.  Usually the defense balls out vs. Michigan and Ohio State for a half but gets worn out because the offense can't do anything.  Even though it ended with only three points, the fact that the defense got a rest is different.  Hopefully it continues.

 

Narrator: It did not continue.

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21 hours ago, Captain Wiggles said:

 

You think Harbaugh should be banned? 

 

I can't stand the Harbaughs but a three game suspension for stealing signs seems about right. It'd be awesome if Maryland beat them next week. 🤭

You could suspend the entire Michigan coaching staff, and they’d still beat Maryland by 3 TDs.

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