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CNN.com: How the Human Penis Lost its Spines


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(CNN) -- You've read the headline, and it probably made you giggle. Go ahead. Get it out of your system. Then take a deep breath and consider how evolution affected a few specific body parts, and why. Humans and chimpanzees share more than 97% of DNA, but there are some fairly obvious differences in appearance, behavior and intellect. Now, scientists are learning more than ever about what makes us uniquely human.

We know that humans have larger brains and, within the brain, a larger angular gyrus, a region associated with abstract concepts. Also, male chimpanzees have smaller penises than humans, and their penises have spines. Not like porcupine needles or anything, but small pointy projections on the surface that basically make the organ bumpy.

Gill Bejerano, a biologist at Stanford University School of Medicine, and colleagues wanted to further investigate why humans and chimpanzees have such differences. They analyzed the genomes of humans and closely related primates and discovered more than 500 regulatory regions -- sequences in the genome responsible for controlling genes -- that chimpanzees and other mammals have, but humans do not. In other words, they are making a list of DNA that has been lost from the human genome during millions of years of evolution. Results from their study are published in the journal Nature.

Read the rest of the story here.

How did I beat China to the punch on this story?

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Sperm competition? What kind of theory is that? People think that monkeys might have wiener spines to get rid of other monkey sperm? What purpose does that serve, and how the hell did monkeys will themselves to have weiner bumps?

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Not like porcupine needles or anything, but small pointy projections on the surface that basically make the organ bumpy.

Gill Bejerano, a biologist at Stanford University School of Medicine, and colleagues wanted to further investigate why humans and chimpanzees have such differences. They analyzed the genomes of humans and closely related primates and discovered more than 500 regulatory regions -- sequences in the genome responsible for controlling genes -- that chimpanzees and other mammals have, but humans do not. In other words, they are making a list of DNA that has been lost from the human genome during millions of years of evolution. Results from their study are published in the journal Nature.

I think it's pretty clear how humans lost those spines. Anybody remotely familiar with darwinian genetics could probable piece together what happenned. Spinny members proved an evolutionary liability when it came to propagation. Evidently small with needle like projections was a show stopping phenotype with ladies.

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I think it's pretty clear how humans lost those spines. Anybody remotely familiar with darwinian genetics could probable piece together what happenned. Spinny members proved an evolutionary liability when it came to propagation. Evidently small with needle like projections was a show stopping phenotype with ladies.

Then why are there so many Chinese?

~Bang

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Humans have kept the "light bulb," however -- we have androgen receptors, but ours don't produce whiskers or penile spines, he said. Chimpanzees do have small sensory whiskers, not as externally obvious as in cats or mice, but we don't have them at all.

To sum up: Humans lack a switch in the genome that would "turn on" penile spines and sensory whiskers. But our primate relatives, such as chimpanzees, have the switch, and that's why they differ from us in these two ways.

So with the right gene therapy we can make people with whiskers and penile spines? Hmmm...

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Sperm competition? What kind of theory is that? People think that monkeys might have wiener spines to get rid of other monkey sperm? What purpose does that serve, and how the hell did monkeys will themselves to have weiner bumps?

http://news.softpedia.com/news/The-Human-Sperm-Competition-46787.shtml

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sperm_competition

They didn't will themselves it happened by accident and most likely not to them, but to some other species they are related to evolutionarily.

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Then why are there so many Chinese?

~Bang

There is just so many responses to that which jump to mind. Due to my respect and fond feelings towards you I will refrain from using any of them.

nuff said.

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