TD_washingtonredskins Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 TD, Let us know if you need some tips on destroying it I probably will. We can go full-circle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tweedr01 Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Congrats on your new phone TD washingtonredskins! lololol, that was hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botched Posted June 14, 2010 Author Share Posted June 14, 2010 I do have access to large amounts of hydrochloric and sulfuric acid at work....I'm thinking that might have to play a role. Does anybody know if you can download a ringtone that sounds like somebody screaming in agony? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideshow24 Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 I do have access to large amounts of hydrochloric and sulfuric acid at work....I'm thinking that might have to play a role.Does anybody know if you can download a ringtone that sounds like somebody screaming in agony? Record Kobe Bryant tomorrow night at about midnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botched Posted June 14, 2010 Author Share Posted June 14, 2010 Record Kobe Bryant tomorrow night at about midnight. Some good zingers in this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 My most satisfying phone breakage incident occured when I was in an actual rage. It never felt so good to spike something on the ground then stomp the hell out of it. So, I recommend destroying the phone when you are really, really, really upset. Acting like you're older than 11 and selling it/recycling it?Sorry, I'm a downer for this thread! Boooooo!!! We don't want any! Congrats on your new phone TD washingtonredskins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibarramedia Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Run over it and smash it to pieces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubble Screen Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Run over it and smash it to pieces. I bet some of those woMEN you posted in the random hot chic thread could smash a phone to pieces.:pfft: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 FIRST - put a Dallas Cowboys screesaver on it. Then any way you choose to destroy it will be satisfying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Mike Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 I had an LG phone that I wanted to destroy in some spectacular fashion. The thing would drop calls at the worst possible time. In the end, it wouldn't hold a call for 20 seconds. But when I finally replaced it, I was so relieved I tossed it aside and forgot all about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Mike Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 FIRST - put a Dallas Cowboys screesaver on it.Then any way you choose to destroy it will be satisfying. And we have a winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botched Posted June 15, 2010 Author Share Posted June 15, 2010 My most satisfying phone breakage incident occured when I was in an actual rage. It never felt so good to spike something on the ground then stomp the hell out of it. So, I recommend destroying the phone when you are really, really, really upset. I have been dangerously close to doing that on a number of occasions. Good thing I didn't though, I'd have lost alot of numbers. It's ridiculous how much I'm looking forward to killing this phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hockeysc23 Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 If you have to go about destroying it there are some definitely good suggestions. I personally like Keeasts. Keep the phone around until you had a horrific day and just slam that sucker into the ground. Although I personally would just donate it. There are a lot of groups that collect cell phones for solders abroad. Make the best out of a horrific cell phone and feel good while doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hockeysc23 Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 double post my bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideshow24 Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 I have been dangerously close to doing that on a number of occasions. Good thing I didn't though, I'd have lost alot of numbers.It's ridiculous how much I'm looking forward to killing this phone. You don't have backup assistant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botched Posted June 15, 2010 Author Share Posted June 15, 2010 You don't have backup assistant? Don't know what that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titaw Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Actually with the 4th of July coming up, you could get some high powered firewoks and blow it up or launch it up high and watch it blow up or fall and smash. +1 That's what I'll be doing with my voyager in October Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titaw Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Don't know what that is. Free service by verizon that backs up your contact list for you so you don't have to take the phone to the store to get your numbers transferred. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botched Posted June 15, 2010 Author Share Posted June 15, 2010 Free service by verizon that backs up your contact list for you so you don't have to take the phone to the store to get your numbers transferred. Cool, gonna have to see if I have that. Might be able to push the execution date up a couple days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skin'Em84 Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Cut the 20A line to your bathroom and hook it to the cell phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fletch_Lives59 Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 . For various Verizon-related reasons, I haven't been able to replace the phone with a new one, so I've been putting up with it. Thanks all you had to say....:beatdeadhorse: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SellersHappens Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Put it in a Blendtec blender I actually did this with my old POS Sprint phone at a large conference. It was most satisfying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Put it on a boat and point it towards Gaza, then tell the Israelis the phone is smuggling Pop Tarts and Cheetos. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruz_97 Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Punt it. Or take a baseball bat to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostyj Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Deep fry it while on the phone with customer support. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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