themurf Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 (photo by Brian Murphy) Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand, it’s time for another round of “caption this.” The game is fairly simple, as you hopefully know by now. We supply the photo and you bring the witty reader-submitted captions. You might not win any cool prizes, but you’ll be formally recognized for being better than your peers and will get some love here. Here’s our humble offering for this photo to help get folks started: “Having secured the second receiver spot heading into the season, the success immediately went to Malcolm ‘Shake and Bake’ Kelly’s head, as he began giving shout-outs to ‘Lord Baby Jesus’ and autographing babies. Think you can do better? Click the link and leave your best caption. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Malcolm Kelly goes Mano-a-mano with Rock Cartwright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themurf Posted September 8, 2009 Author Share Posted September 8, 2009 Malcolm Kelly goes Mano-a-mano with Rock Cartwright Damn Bubba, way to bring it. Right out the gate we've got a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Delivering TouchDowns and Baby's for the Redskins since 2009! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Damn Bubba, way to bring it. Right out the gate we've got a good one. :bow: if you got it flaunt it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabidFan Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Kelly is last to leave the field and his fans on Wife Beater Wednesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfersvida Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 "Give me the next one! Devin Thomas has already signed like 14 babies!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dizzinator53 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Malcolm Kelly Catches touchdown, rips his jersey off and performs open heart surgery on a baby for his TD celebration! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideshow24 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Malcomb Kelly now has the strength of a grown man, and a baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redshu Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 (photo by Brian Murphy) Malcolm Kelly: "You start the incision just below the last rib on the childs left side. From there you should have a good look at the appendix." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redxican21 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 He is thinking, "Man, I think I just wrote Malcomb in there" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 What's the ES in the title of this post stand for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGREENHULK Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Sit still I'm drawing directions to the barber shop....you need a fade kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideshow24 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 What's the ES in the title of this post stand for? Extremeskins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Extremeskins Ah K 'cos when I clicked on the ES competition it took me away from ES, wondered if I was missing something. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowboycrusher Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! Not on the mini Sean Taylor jersey, Malcomb! Sign his leg or someth'n ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Kid you smell like Rabach! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ljs Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 don't have a quote- but that freaky lady in the background, to the left of MK- she's spooky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Stay away from Mike Williams.... he'll eat you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Malcolm Kelly street tattoo artist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftCoast Skinz FAN Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Kelly’s thoughts: “Man, I am over here signing babies while Landry is over there signing girls breats. Maybe I should get my lip pierced.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califan007 The Constipated Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Mine: "As agreed to by Daniel Snyder, Malcolm Kelly is seen signing away his first born in order to make the team." and... “The annual ‘Get Your Child Circumcized By A Redskin’ fan appreciation day goes horribly awry when Malcolm Kelly mistakes it for the annual “Get Your Nipple Pierced By A Redskin” charity fundraiser…” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSB 21 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 "Eff Maury!!!!!! Let me take my own sample so I knows it ain't tainted!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Kelly demonstrates hand checking for a fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Okay so let me get this right, you take my first born and I get your knees? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.