skinsfan4221977 Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Anyone who remembers this thread from last year knows why I'm doing this. I figured we should start the superstition extra-early this year!! :D:D:D:D:D :cardsuck::cardsuck::cardsuck: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matador36 Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Warner is going to throw for 450 yard and 5 TDs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stugein Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 I don't think that it's a stretch to say that Edge will run for 2 bills with at least 3 TDs himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audible_Red40 Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Their team history speaks for itself, we're done. They're too good and own us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
santana_4_prez Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 We could barely get a first down against the Giants...that was only two weeks ago...we are screwed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THUNDERDOME Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 The cardinals have no super bowl wins, but will play us like this is their super bowl. 87-5 Cardinals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArsheimSkins Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 f'n a cotton. the card offense is too explosive, our defense has too many holes, and jason can't grasp the offense. 35 - 7 with our lone score being a fumble recovery because edge felt bad in the 4th quarter and handed the ball to carlos. 1-2 here we come Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CallMeGreen Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Remember when Boomer Esiason put up 600 yards passing on us in the 90's? Could it happen again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zhouse Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Anquan Boldin will throw for the winning 2 point conversion. Laron Landry will bite on the pump fake and leave Fitzgerald wide open in the corner of the endzone. Redskins 1-2.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MD.C RedskinsFan Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Ha! I remember when the first few were dead serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan4221977 Posted September 18, 2008 Author Share Posted September 18, 2008 Their team history speaks for itself, we're done. They're too good and own us. Seriously, what a proud tradition of victory! I remember their four Super Bowl wins in the 1980s and Neil Lomax being inducted into the HOF on the first ballot. I wish we had a team like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ouvan59 Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 The Cardinals win 23-22 on a Dirk Johnson rouge with only seconds left. Devin Thomas' attempt to return the kick after catching it 24 yards deep in the endzone is foiled by a shoestring tackle just short of the goal line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan4221977 Posted September 18, 2008 Author Share Posted September 18, 2008 The cardinals have no super bowl wins, but will play us like this is their super bowl. 87-5 Cardinals. Two of our five points will come on an intentional safety. :D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zCommander Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Looks like we are going to have to put Colt in to beat them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inevitable Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Dansby, Berry, and Dockett will each have at least 5 sacks. Wilson will intercept every single pass Campbell attempts to throw. The Cardinals defense will score at least 35 points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinz4Life12 Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 haha i like this superstition thread. Warner = Ownage Cards: 37 Skins: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nace14 Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Neil Rackers is going to probably score more extra-points then we score. i've got him in fantasy football this week and i'm positive that he'll get me at least 75points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAAZ227 Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 56-0 Cards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WordM Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 f'n a cotton. the card offense is too explosive, our defense has too many holes, and jason can't grasp the offense. 35 - 7 with our lone score being a fumble recovery because edge felt bad in the 4th quarter and handed the ball to carlos. 1-2 here we come If Edge handed the ball to Carlos... Carlos "Hands of Stone" would drop it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaxBuddy21 Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 The offense will never even touch the ball. The special teams will fumble every time. The Cardinals powerhouse will put up an NFL record 134 points. There will be no skins fans left because we will all hang ourselves....woe is me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarrellsMyHero28 Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Jason Taylor will mistakenly sack Jason Campbell and tear his ACL, Colt Brennan will lose his helmet and Todd Collins will play, throwing a record 13 INTs. Vinny will fire Zorn and hire Fassel who will appoint Norv Turner as DC and Marvin Lewis as OC. In the subsequent weeks players such as Brandon Lloyd, Adam Archuleta, Tony Banks and Brian Westbrook will rejoin the team and we will lose every game from here to eternity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato Sack Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 The Cards will hang 81pts on us. CP will rush 50 times for -30yds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 I'd be amazed if FedEx Field isn't swallowed by an earthquake. We're DOOMED! ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gortiz Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 11 TD's for Warner. We finish with 7 total yards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peeping Wizard Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 The score will get so out of hand that Anita Blonde will take the place of Warner at QB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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