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The Cards will be up 45-2. 4th quarter, 0:05 left, Skins punt from their own 5. Brooks crushes one which is far caught at the Cardinals 45 as time expires. Rackers uses the oft-rumored never-seen 'fair catch, end of half => free kick' rule to hit a 72 yard field goal. Not finished yet the Cards will take JC and Portis back to Arizona and leave us with JJ Arrington and Leinart (but not his hot coed friends). Skins never recover and relo to LA for the 2011 season.

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Cards will be up by 500 points at the half, they will but Matt leinert in and he will rush for 120 yards and 6 touchdowns. Jason campbell will try to get away from a sack and land in our own endzone resulting in a safety.

Jon jansen will lead the redskins rushing attack for -30 yards, and Clinton portis will jump into the stands and try to find B-mitch.

Jim zorn will get fired and Dan snyder will take over as coach and lead the team to a 1-1-14 record, he will pay the other team to death to tie the game.

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Actually he had 522 yards (!).

That year we started out 7-1, finished 9-7 and missed the playoffs!

It sure felt like 600 yards, my mistake.

In other news, for the first time in NFL history, a team will finish not only with negative yardage, but negative points. The scenario is too complex to spell out now, and doing so would unwittingly reveal my soothsayer abilities.

Cards 47

Skins -3

The pregame team introductions may alone result in several Redskin injuries. Oh, the pandemonium....

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