jrockster21 Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 http://thesuperficial.com/2008/07/megan_fox_calls_off_engagement.php Megan Fox is single. I should just quit right now because I'll never report anything than can top this slice of awesome. (Unless Hayden Panettiere decides she hates clothes but loves bloggers.) Anyway, according to the latest issue of Star, Megan has called off her engagement to Brian Austin Green because she's too young for a commitment: Sources claim the 22 year-old sent business associates correspondence last week telling them the sad news. An insider says: "Megan still cares about Brian, but she now realizes she's too young to marry him." True, Megan does have her whole life ahead of her. But I like to believe she woke up one morning, looked beside her then immediately panicked: "Where am I? Brian Austin Green!? Eww! EWW!" Brian, realizing the jig was up, tried to neutralize the situation: "Shh. Shh. You're okay. Can I interest you in a mixed drink?" When that didn't work, he frantically phoned Ian Ziering: "Dude, she's onto us. I dunno how, but we're toast. Call Priestley; have him fire up the jet. No, we're not bringing Dustin Diamond. **** that guy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted July 7, 2008 Author Share Posted July 7, 2008 Oh, and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarrellsMyHero28 Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 Hooooooray! I call dibbs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bschurm Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 Meh, too skinny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh4eva Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 Hahaha this thread is awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FanboyOf91 Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 Is that the former fiancee's name written above her hooha? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bschurm Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 Is that the former fiancee's name written above her hooha? No! It's my name. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmchairRedskin Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 Meh, too skinny! Aint like you couldn't feed her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsMaster88 Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 Oh, and... Best post of the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 Aint like you couldn't feed her. I'd feed her something :paranoid::hump: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heidenreich Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 The saddest part of this is that David Silver is now going to somehow pull more ridiculously hot tail..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselPwr44 Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsBry Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 That douche gets some hot tail. Tiffany Amber Thiessen and Megan Fox, WTF? Plus he's a Brian with an "I". Brians with an "I" are gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 Buying my flight to LA now, I'll see ya'll in 3 months, I hope she's got the stamina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oldskool Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 I wonder how many laser treatments its going to take to take that gianormous "Brian" tattoo off of her. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twenty-eight Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 ................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan07 Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Peep the sig..................I've been first in line. And she's only 3 years older than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan07 Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 The saddest part of this is that David Silver is now going to somehow pull more ridiculously hot tail..... agreed. First this......... then Vanessa Marcil....... then THIS!!!!!!!!!!!! mmmmmmmm what a lucky **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 ................ Is that a female vampire behind her? LOOK OUT!! :laugh: :laugh: EDIT: Megans rump sure does look delicious though. :drool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarrellsMyHero28 Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Is that a female vampire behind her? LOOK OUT!! :laugh: :laugh: Praise_gibbs noticed the chick in the background? gheyyy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Praise_gibbs noticed the chick in the background?gheyyy Check the edit, d-bag. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Man, her eyes (among other parts ) are BEAUTIFUL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarrellsMyHero28 Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Check the edit, d-bag. :laugh: Its a cover up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted July 8, 2008 Author Share Posted July 8, 2008 Praise_gibbs noticed the chick in the background?gheyyy If it was a dude, you'd have a point. Don't hate on the man for having a vampire fetish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarrellsMyHero28 Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 If it was a dude, you'd have a point. Don't hate on the man for having a vampire fetish! Its all good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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