stevenaa Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Extremeskins servers at Redskins park Explode after HC announcement!! Reports are sketchy, but as best we can tell the complete knee jerk reaction of the fan site totally overloaded the servers causing the processors to explode with the force of a stick of dynamite. Speculation is that improper cooling fans may have been installed, but according to an un-named computer industry expert, who shall remain nameless, no amount of cooling could have prevented the disaster. In related news, researchers are looking into the possibilities of harnessing the engergy generated from the fan site as an inexhaustible energy resource. "This is a new form of energy we are calling Negative Energy",said an un-named expert source, who shall remain nameless, said off the record. It is much like a Black Hole, in that it consumes everything in close proximity, so harnessing this will be very difficult. More news to come as details are speculated upon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
santana_4_prez Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 "Coach Janky Spanky to be First Player / Coach" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HigSkin Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 To twist one from Riggins: And from Phoenix, he rose from the ashes.....(fill in the blank with our new HC) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audible_Red40 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Mooch fired after 10 minutes on the job, refuses to shake Vinny's hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeffSchmeff Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 McDaniel's Mother Agrees to let Josh coach! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suze109 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Redskins decide not to take away from next year's SuperBowl, wait until '09 to name HC. :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoot Point Really Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 2008 headline: Welcome Back, Marty! 2009 headline: Cowher Era Begins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illone Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 "Search over, Meeks is the man!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COWBOY-KILLA- Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Finally!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corrupt3d Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Front page of Washington's Post "Sigh" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Redskins.com: Redskins Hire _______ as New Head Coach ESPN : _______ Still High after Winning Super Bowl Stop Looking. Snyder hires 4th Head Coach CNN/SI: Redskins End Search for Coach. Hire _______ Washington Times: Redskins To Announce New Coach Soon Washington Post: Redskins Still Search for New Head Coach PFT: Zorn may like Mark Brunell as his QB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsNatsFan Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Redskins Officially Announce Head Coach, Our Sources Disagree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewmartin7776 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 McDaniel's Mother Agrees to let Josh coach! This is funny! Good Job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinzHog Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 GIANTS AND SKINS SWAP DEFENSIVE COORDINATORS spags to WASH for HC GW to NJ for DC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinzHog Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 9/08 Skins Expected To Name Coach Before Opening Kickoff This Sunday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FedExFielder Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 This one would be my favorite: "Outlook for the rest of the NFCE: Grimm." :applause: :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youngestson Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Fassel hired and fired in 23 Hours Search Continues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pscsean Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Mooch on this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walking Deadman Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 What will the headline read when the Redskins hire there new coach? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pscsean Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 What a Mooch! Coach gets 8 million per season out of snyder! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helter_Skelter Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 "Steve Spurrier returns to D.C. for second tenure, fans commit mass suicide" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGSKINS Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 "Steve Spurrier returns to D.C. for second tenure, fans commit mass suicide":laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hailtotheskins69 Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 After bitter loss in Super Bowl, Spagnuolo gets to struggle with new NFCE team! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingGibbs Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 'After A Visit To The Desert Snyder Digs Up A Fassel' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hailtotheskins69 Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 'After A Visit To The Desert Snyder Digs Up A Fassel'That's awesome! :laugh:The joke, not the hire!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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