Mark The Homer Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 Any chick who has her brains so scrambled that she thinks her camera is a phone probably doesn't have a much upside as far as investment goes. I don't care how good she looks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImmortalDragon Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 How good she looks should be irrelevant, you did the right thing. But any man who has normal blood flow will regret doing the right thing for quite awhile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 Any chick who has her brains so scrambled that she thinks her camera is a phone probably doesn't have a much upside as far as investment goes. I don't care how good she looks. Not saying she was worth the "investment", but as I am sure you have heard over the years... ' It's not what you know, it's who you know'. Knowing her may have... presented you with several investment options, with potential upside for gain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMac Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 This may be one of those stories where actually doing the right thing paid off and is not some story we are reading in the paper. Who knows, your next post could have been from jail for so called rape if you had taken it the other way. You did the right thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coooleeey Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 You did the right thing by not hooking up with her because she was drunk and you weren't, but if you had stayed at the party and gotten drunk yourself, then all bets are off. Personally that's my rule. I remember going to a bar one night about 5 years ago at about midnight, just off of work, stone sober. Some good looking chick comes up to me puts her arm around me and wants a shot and was all over me. I made the decision then to never sleep with a drunk chick unless I was wasted too. I'm not into the taking advantage of women thing. It didn't hurt me in the long run, obviously I didn't get any that night... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Another vote for "you did the right thing". I would have done exactly what you did up until the end. I would have stayed for that drink because: a) I like to drink I would be curious to see if any of her friends pull me aside and thank me for helping her...and see if they would tell me "she isn't usually like this" or "she is a total train wreck and this happens often". c) after gathering info from "B" then I would decide if it is worth getting her "digits". :2cents: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helptheSKINS Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 I think this falls under "if it was your sister, what would you want a guy in your situation to do?" Good move except for not getting the #. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGreenistheBest Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 This sounds like the start of a bad j horror movie. Of course, that statement implies that there are good j horror movies, a possibility that I have yet to verify. But you know where the party was and you can go back there and knock on the door and be like, "yo, I'm the chivalrous guy who brought that wasted broad to your christmas party that one time, can I get her digits?" If you say it just like that, they will oblige. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 I was afraid it was a scam and she was going to lead you to someone who might mug you, rob you or kill you. You did the right thing. If you hit it, she may wake up the next morning and claim you raped her. Best to get to know a chick when all her brain cells are working. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeRedskins Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 So, if you two did get together, and if asked how you meet, you would say "Oh, I found her drunk and stumbling around?" Trust me, relationships, healthy ones at least, tend not to start this way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chachie Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 The best thing you did was to NOT give her your number. This woman sounds very unstable. 1) Out walking the streets while drunk. (Sounds habitual.) 2) The disoriented conversational skills. (Indicating not just alcoholism but mental illness.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 I carry a gun. I would have shot her and maybe the dog. :rotflmao: BTW, great story isihfan. For the record, I probaby would have done the exact same thing. Although I might have told her to hold on while I ate my dinner first :laugh: you're nothing other than a nice person. The world needs more like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Another vote for "you did the right thing".I would have done exactly what you did up until the end. I would have stayed for that drink because: a) I like to drink I would be curious to see if any of her friends pull me aside and thank me for helping her...and see if they would tell me "she isn't usually like this" or "she is a total train wreck and this happens often". c) after gathering info from "B" then I would decide if it is worth getting her "digits". :2cents: Nice! Didn't think of that. You are truly wise in the way of random drunk chicks :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isifhan Posted December 17, 2007 Author Share Posted December 17, 2007 Another vote for "you did the right thing".I would have done exactly what you did up until the end. I would have stayed for that drink because: a) I like to drink I would be curious to see if any of her friends pull me aside and thank me for helping her...and see if they would tell me "she isn't usually like this" or "she is a total train wreck and this happens often". c) after gathering info from "B" then I would decide if it is worth getting her "digits". :2cents: :doh: :doh: I really need to think better on my feet. That would have probably the perfect thing to do. But you know where the party was and you can go back there and knock on the door and be like, "yo, I'm the chivalrous guy who brought that wasted broad to your christmas party that one time, can I get her digits?" If you say it just like that, they will oblige. :laugh: Hmm actually may not be such a bad idea, if all else fails maybe the chick who's party it was is hot and single yeah?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isifhan Posted December 17, 2007 Author Share Posted December 17, 2007 :rotflmao:BTW, great story isihfan. For the record, I probaby would have done the exact same thing. Although I might have told her to hold on while I ate my dinner first :laugh: you're nothing other than a nice person. The world needs more like you. :laugh: Thanks Zoony. Seriously though that did pop into my head, especially when she started playing with the dog, I was like "man my dinner is getting cold and she's playing with this ****ing dog!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoshuaj Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 you're still not off the field yet. Go back to the apt. under the pretense of "making sure she got home ok" and work from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Nice! Didn't think of that. You are truly wise in the way of random drunk chicks :applause: File that under...."what I REALLY learned in college"... :laugh: :doh: :doh: I really need to think better on my feet. That would have probably the perfect thing to do. Live and Learn....this was just another of life's experiences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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